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Secret Bloody Santa at work 16:42 - Dec 11 with 2551 viewsTonto

god i hate it. You have to buy a present for someone you dont know. Someone gives you sh!t you dont want but you have to smile like you do as you unwrap the cheap crap bought for you.

All in the name of team building whilst paying £25 for a crappy meal thats gone cold because the kitchen cant cope with the demand.

Bah humbug.

Why stop now, just when I'm hating it
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Secret Bloody Santa at work on 16:48 - Dec 11 with 2537 viewsaston_hoop

Join the club. I've got the company owner in our secret santa. Not sure how wildly inappropriate I can be but he is such an incredibly boring man, I don't really care.

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Secret Bloody Santa at work on 16:54 - Dec 11 with 2526 viewsNorthernr

Secret Bloody Santa at work on 16:48 - Dec 11 by aston_hoop

Join the club. I've got the company owner in our secret santa. Not sure how wildly inappropriate I can be but he is such an incredibly boring man, I don't really care.


Mankini.
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Secret Bloody Santa at work on 17:10 - Dec 11 with 2500 viewssimmo

We take it very seriously in my company, but for exactly the right reasons. The present absolutely must be given with the intention to cause offence and make everybody laugh. Ideal reactions are somewhere between bursting into laughter and taking a sharp intake of breath. Some of the original ideas have been genuinely creative and excellent. It's one of the best parts of our xmas celebrations along with a night out, etc.

If anybody receives a bottle of wine or a mug, they get found out and suitably disgraced.

Properly corporate and nicey nicey secret santas would be awful.

ask Beavis I get nothing Butthead

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Secret Bloody Santa at work on 17:21 - Dec 11 with 2476 viewsexiled_dictator

Secret Bloody Santa at work on 16:54 - Dec 11 by Northernr

Mankini.


revealing a bit too much there, clive.

It's not what you've got; it's where you stick it.
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Secret Bloody Santa at work on 17:28 - Dec 11 with 2456 viewsSimonJames

Is it unethical that my Missus drew her own name out of the hat and didn't tell anyone?
So she's going to buy herself something she really wants.

100% of people who drink water will die.

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Secret Bloody Santa at work on 19:29 - Dec 11 with 2355 viewsthorpebankR

Tin of spam does the job
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Secret Bloody Santa at work on 20:10 - Dec 11 with 2311 viewsHayesender

Glad I work in an all male workforce. No presents, no cards, just pop over the pub and get suitably rat arsed

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Secret Bloody Santa at work on 20:19 - Dec 11 with 2304 viewsPablo_Hoopsta

Best secret Santa gift I ever got was a golf umbrella - it can keep me and 20 others dry in the pissiest of rain.
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Secret Bloody Santa at work on 11:22 - Dec 12 with 2176 viewsTacticalR

Anyone know if Mike Ashley makes 'em do it at the Sports Direct warehouse?

Air hostess clique

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Secret Bloody Santa at work on 14:20 - Dec 12 with 2100 viewsmarkrtid

I once received a CD of The best of Morrissey along with a message telling me I should appreciate it as I always seem miserable.
Lady's handwriting, almost certain it was the head of I.T. My boss.
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Secret Bloody Santa at work on 03:34 - Dec 13 with 1958 viewsMatch82

When I get someone for secret santa here in Chicago I buy them marmite.
Their reaction is initially puzzlement, then watching that look change as they actually taste it is priceless
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Secret Bloody Santa at work on 14:32 - Dec 13 with 1859 viewsQPR1882

We did it slightly differently where I used to work. We drew names out of a glass in pairs and you had to buy something for whoever you are drawn with that they have to wear all day. Funny enough in the 8 years I was there no one ever got me a scum shirt but I did get a Southampton shirt from a charity shop for a big Pompey fan, that was fun has he had to wear it.
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