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news from nowhere........... 22:05 - Apr 6 with 1902 viewsdistortR

one of craggy island's finest.......taken from the Manx Independent, 06/04/17

The police pulled over a driver, saw him appear to swallow something and took him in for observation, where he passed a plastic package containing an assortment of drugs.

"a defendant who was carrying drugs told police he put them in his backside because they kept falling out of his pockets.......................referring to his somewhat unorthodox transportation, he told police (the package) kept falling out of his pockets so he put it between his buttocks. However, his carriage problems persisted so he pushed the package further up for safe-keeping, he claimed".

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news from nowhere........... on 22:45 - Apr 6 with 1852 viewsbosh67

Feck Arse Drugs.

Never knowingly right.
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news from nowhere........... on 22:50 - Apr 6 with 1841 viewskarl

We know the stock is low there and can't be many capable of pulling this off, but I'm curious to how much this mans Ass worth?
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news from nowhere........... on 22:58 - Apr 6 with 1830 viewsBoston

I presume it was crack, then?

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news from nowhere........... on 06:06 - Apr 7 with 1769 viewsdistortR

news from nowhere........... on 22:50 - Apr 6 by karl

We know the stock is low there and can't be many capable of pulling this off, but I'm curious to how much this mans Ass worth?


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news from nowhere........... on 08:52 - Apr 7 with 1702 viewsbosh67

news from nowhere........... on 22:58 - Apr 6 by Boston

I presume it was crack, then?



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news from nowhere........... on 09:02 - Apr 7 with 1691 viewsPlanetHonneywood

Was it Joey Barton by any chance?

He was always getting caught in possession and making an ass out of himself into the bargain!
[Post edited 7 Apr 2017 9:03]

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news from nowhere........... on 10:11 - Apr 7 with 1649 viewsDorse


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news from nowhere........... on 10:15 - Apr 7 with 1643 viewsDorse

news from nowhere........... on 22:45 - Apr 6 by bosh67

Feck Arse Drugs.




Awesome.

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