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Things People Never Say 10:04 - Jul 15 with 11386 viewsDorse

Following on from Clive's Twitter offerings, may I also include:

'I love your Crocs'

'What do we want? We don't know! When do we want it? Now!'

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Things People Never Say on 10:44 - Jul 21 with 1778 viewsMick_S

Things People Never Say on 10:39 - Jul 21 by SimonJames

Spend Saturday at Ikea and then all Sunday putting together flatpack furniture? That's a fantastic idea darling!


Guess what darling - all the parts were included so I don't have to go back to Ikea next Sunday when you catch up with all your soaps.

Did I ever mention that I was in Minder?

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Things People Never Say on 11:05 - Jul 21 with 1734 viewsenfieldargh

Things People Never Say on 10:44 - Jul 21 by Mick_S

Guess what darling - all the parts were included so I don't have to go back to Ikea next Sunday when you catch up with all your soaps.


You're not married to my wife

captains fantastic
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Things People Never Say on 11:05 - Jul 22 with 1636 viewsCopenranger

"Wow, what a match! Nothing to moan about today.."
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Things People Never Say on 22:43 - Jul 22 with 1574 viewsE17hoop

Millwall is always such a friendly place to visit.

It's always noisiest at the shallow end
Poll: When you go to QPR games, what do you think will happen?

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Things People Never Say on 23:52 - Jul 22 with 1546 viewsHadders

At Loftus Road: Excuse me linesman, old chap. I genuinely think you may mistaken with that call, but I might be wrong. I am rather biased, after all!

At Wimbedon: Line judge, you're a c@nt, line judge line judge, you're a c@nt!
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Things People Never Say on 10:24 - Jul 23 with 1473 viewsenfieldargh

John Terry to new teammate Chris Samba

"you look nothing like Anton Ferdinand, can we be friends?"

captains fantastic
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Things People Never Say on 11:14 - Jul 23 with 1458 viewsCliveWilsonSaid

Question to QPR fan;

"So what's your favourite ever QPR game? It must be the 2014 playoff final with Bobby Zamoras goal?

QPR fan;

"Nah mate. It's the Milk Cup Final 1986 of course!"

Poll: Expectations for this season?

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Things People Never Say on 14:36 - Jul 23 with 1399 viewsDorse

'When I grow up, I want to be like Piers Morgan'.

'What do we want? We don't know! When do we want it? Now!'

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Things People Never Say on 14:44 - Jul 23 with 1384 viewsSimonJames

Things People Never Say on 14:36 - Jul 23 by Dorse

'When I grow up, I want to be like Piers Morgan'.


That shouldn't even be said in jest... get help!!!

100% of people who drink water will die.

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Things People Never Say on 17:02 - Jul 23 with 1350 viewsQPRDEL

I wish that Rachel Riley would stop pestering me
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Things People Never Say on 17:55 - Jul 23 with 1315 viewsjohncharles

At the Open "let's show some more of the British players, after all it is the British Open in Britain. Seems rude to just show the Yanks "

Strong and stable my arse.

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Things People Never Say on 19:20 - Jul 23 with 1288 viewsFDC

Morning! I really regret getting to bed and not staying up all night drinking myself to a stand still.
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Things People Never Say on 15:10 - Jul 24 with 1202 views1BobbyHazell

I don't care what you say, I love what Sturridge does after he scores, he looks the f*cking business.
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Things People Never Say on 15:27 - Jul 24 with 1194 viewsToast_R

I'll sit patiently in my BMW and wait for the car in front of me to realise the traffic light turned green a life time of 2.5 seconds ago...
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Things People Never Say on 19:57 - Jul 24 with 1132 viewssmegma

Things People Never Say on 17:02 - Jul 23 by QPRDEL

I wish that Rachel Riley would stop pestering me


Id give her a......Consonant. Vowel. Consonant . Consonant.
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Things People Never Say on 19:59 - Jul 24 with 1131 viewssmegma

Another pre season tour completed and no logistical problems to report.
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Things People Never Say on 20:17 - Jul 24 with 1120 viewsdanehoop

Scott Jones, now there was a poster who talked sense, never lied and was always considerate and respecting of others views.

Never knowingly understood

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Things People Never Say on 20:32 - Jul 24 with 1105 viewsFredManRave

Thank God for that political thread on LFW's the other day. Having reread it in its entirety I realise now just how wrong I have been and will now be changing my vote from Tory/Labour to Labour/Tory.

I've got the Power.
Poll: MOM from todays Teasing at Teesside?

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Things People Never Say on 21:14 - Jul 24 with 1070 viewsjohncharles

Things People Never Say on 20:32 - Jul 24 by FredManRave

Thank God for that political thread on LFW's the other day. Having reread it in its entirety I realise now just how wrong I have been and will now be changing my vote from Tory/Labour to Labour/Tory.


I totally agree with your point of view

Strong and stable my arse.

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Things People Never Say on 10:11 - Jul 25 with 962 viewsMick_S

I'm going to see Justin Bieber tonight. Can't wait.

Did I ever mention that I was in Minder?

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Things People Never Say on 10:16 - Jul 25 with 960 viewsCliveWilsonSaid

Things People Never Say on 21:14 - Jul 24 by johncharles

I totally agree with your point of view


So that's settled then

Poll: Expectations for this season?

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Things People Never Say on 10:19 - Jul 25 with 956 viewsNorthernr

I have full confidence in our defence successfully executing a zonal marking system at corners this year.
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Things People Never Say on 10:51 - Jul 25 with 934 viewsflitwickhoop

James Perch wins the ball
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Things People Never Say on 10:53 - Jul 25 with 933 viewsMetallica_Hoop

I'm rather gruntled

Beer and Beef has made us what we are - The Prince Regent

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Things People Never Say on 10:55 - Jul 25 with 929 viewsenfieldargh

My hovercraft is full of cheese

captains fantastic
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