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Marco Asensio out of Real Madrid's CL match after shaving legs 14:04 - Sep 13 with 1324 viewsmakaveli1882

Real Madrid youngster Marco Asensio has been ruled out of the club's Champions League opener with an infected spot he reportedly picked up while shaving his legs.

Coach Zinedine Zidane confirmed the 21-year-old would be missing from Wednesday night's game against Apoel Nicosia during a press conference, although did not divulge in details of how the affliction was caused.

"He has a pimple on his leg which means he cannot lift his sock," the Frenchman said between laughs.



Going into further detail, Spanish newspaper ABC has reported the attacking midfielder's hair got infected thanks to a razor.

The youngster has enjoyed a flying start to the season, scoring four goals in Madrid's opening six games.

Zidane will be hoping Asensio can return for Sunday's game against early La Liga table-toppers Real Sociedad.


WTF !!!!
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Marco Asensio out of Real Madrid's CL match after shaving legs on 16:33 - Sep 13 with 1185 viewskingsburyR

Jesus wept

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Marco Asensio out of Real Madrid's CL match after shaving legs on 16:36 - Sep 13 with 1171 viewstoboboly

What a thundercnt.

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Marco Asensio out of Real Madrid's CL match after shaving legs on 08:29 - Sep 14 with 998 viewsBrianMcCarthy

Sweet suffering Jesus on the cross!

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Marco Asensio out of Real Madrid's CL match after shaving legs on 09:01 - Sep 14 with 960 viewscolinallcars

Jesus Mary and Joseph !
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Marco Asensio out of Real Madrid's CL match after shaving legs on 09:42 - Sep 14 with 929 viewssmegma

Marco Asensio out of Real Madrid's CL match after shaving legs on 16:33 - Sep 13 by kingsburyR

Jesus wept


He plays for Man City so doesn't actually care.
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Marco Asensio out of Real Madrid's CL match after shaving legs on 10:49 - Sep 14 with 878 viewskingsburyR

Marco Asensio out of Real Madrid's CL match after shaving legs on 09:42 - Sep 14 by smegma

He plays for Man City so doesn't actually care.



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Marco Asensio out of Real Madrid's CL match after shaving legs on 11:16 - Sep 14 with 850 viewsBklynRanger

The youth of today. One despairs. Sounds like an ingrown hair. I had one of those on my neck once - swelled up to the size of a small nectarine - had to get it cut off by a medical professional. Walking around in polo necks for 3 weeks to avoid scaring small children. Terrible business - my sympathies with the lad.
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Marco Asensio out of Real Madrid's CL match after shaving legs on 11:19 - Sep 14 with 838 viewsBoston

Hey Arsenio, take a walk on the wild side and the coloured girls sing....
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Marco Asensio out of Real Madrid's CL match after shaving legs on 11:20 - Sep 14 with 839 viewsisawqpratwcity

Marco Asensio out of Real Madrid's CL match after shaving legs on 11:16 - Sep 14 by BklynRanger

The youth of today. One despairs. Sounds like an ingrown hair. I had one of those on my neck once - swelled up to the size of a small nectarine - had to get it cut off by a medical professional. Walking around in polo necks for 3 weeks to avoid scaring small children. Terrible business - my sympathies with the lad.


When they cut into it, did baby spiders come out?

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Marco Asensio out of Real Madrid's CL match after shaving legs on 13:07 - Sep 14 with 723 viewsBklynRanger

Marco Asensio out of Real Madrid's CL match after shaving legs on 11:20 - Sep 14 by isawqpratwcity

When they cut into it, did baby spiders come out?


Just a lot of puss-like fluid. It was one of these easily amused Italian American 'health professionals' wielding the scalpel - seemed to think it was hilarious me walking around with a conjoined twin on my neck. I should've blacked out, taught him a lesson about tact and ethics and such.
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Marco Asensio out of Real Madrid's CL match after shaving legs on 15:50 - Sep 14 with 604 viewsDorse

At least his neatly coiffured scrotal goatee remains unaffected. #prayforasensio

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