| Marco Asensio out of Real Madrid's CL match after shaving legs 14:04 - Sep 13 with 2164 views | makaveli1882 |
Real Madrid youngster Marco Asensio has been ruled out of the club's Champions League opener with an infected spot he reportedly picked up while shaving his legs.
Coach Zinedine Zidane confirmed the 21-year-old would be missing from Wednesday night's game against Apoel Nicosia during a press conference, although did not divulge in details of how the affliction was caused.
"He has a pimple on his leg which means he cannot lift his sock," the Frenchman said between laughs.
Going into further detail, Spanish newspaper ABC has reported the attacking midfielder's hair got infected thanks to a razor.
The youngster has enjoyed a flying start to the season, scoring four goals in Madrid's opening six games.
Zidane will be hoping Asensio can return for Sunday's game against early La Liga table-toppers Real Sociedad.
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| Marco Asensio out of Real Madrid's CL match after shaving legs on 16:33 - Sep 13 with 2025 views | kingsburyR |
Jesus wept |  |
| Dont know why we bother. .... but we do! |
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| Marco Asensio out of Real Madrid's CL match after shaving legs on 16:36 - Sep 13 with 2011 views | toboboly |
What a thundercnt. |  |
| Sexy Asian dwarves wanted. |
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| Marco Asensio out of Real Madrid's CL match after shaving legs on 08:29 - Sep 14 with 1838 views | BrianMcCarthy |
Sweet suffering Jesus on the cross! |  |
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| Marco Asensio out of Real Madrid's CL match after shaving legs on 09:01 - Sep 14 with 1800 views | colinallcars |
Jesus Mary and Joseph ! |  | | |
| Marco Asensio out of Real Madrid's CL match after shaving legs on 09:42 - Sep 14 with 1769 views | smegma |
| Marco Asensio out of Real Madrid's CL match after shaving legs on 16:33 - Sep 13 by kingsburyR |
Jesus wept |
He plays for Man City so doesn't actually care. | | | |
| Marco Asensio out of Real Madrid's CL match after shaving legs on 10:49 - Sep 14 with 1718 views | kingsburyR |
| Marco Asensio out of Real Madrid's CL match after shaving legs on 09:42 - Sep 14 by smegma |
He plays for Man City so doesn't actually care. |
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| Dont know why we bother. .... but we do! |
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| Marco Asensio out of Real Madrid's CL match after shaving legs on 11:16 - Sep 14 with 1690 views | BklynRanger |
The youth of today. One despairs. Sounds like an ingrown hair. I had one of those on my neck once - swelled up to the size of a small nectarine - had to get it cut off by a medical professional. Walking around in polo necks for 3 weeks to avoid scaring small children. Terrible business - my sympathies with the lad. |  | | |
| Marco Asensio out of Real Madrid's CL match after shaving legs on 11:19 - Sep 14 with 1678 views | Boston |
Hey Arsenio, take a walk on the wild side and the coloured girls sing.... | |
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| Marco Asensio out of Real Madrid's CL match after shaving legs on 11:20 - Sep 14 with 1679 views | isawqpratwcity |
| Marco Asensio out of Real Madrid's CL match after shaving legs on 11:16 - Sep 14 by BklynRanger |
The youth of today. One despairs. Sounds like an ingrown hair. I had one of those on my neck once - swelled up to the size of a small nectarine - had to get it cut off by a medical professional. Walking around in polo necks for 3 weeks to avoid scaring small children. Terrible business - my sympathies with the lad. |
When they cut into it, did baby spiders come out? |  |
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| Marco Asensio out of Real Madrid's CL match after shaving legs on 13:07 - Sep 14 with 1563 views | BklynRanger |
| Marco Asensio out of Real Madrid's CL match after shaving legs on 11:20 - Sep 14 by isawqpratwcity |
When they cut into it, did baby spiders come out? |
Just a lot of puss-like fluid. It was one of these easily amused Italian American 'health professionals' wielding the scalpel - seemed to think it was hilarious me walking around with a conjoined twin on my neck. I should've blacked out, taught him a lesson about tact and ethics and such. | | | |
| Marco Asensio out of Real Madrid's CL match after shaving legs on 15:50 - Sep 14 with 1444 views | Dorse |
At least his neatly coiffured scrotal goatee remains unaffected. #prayforasensio |  |
| 'What do we want? We don't know! When do we want it? Now!' |
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