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whose Mum & Dad said this and who didn't take the advice ? just the couple of times for me
1st/ one me and a mate bought a nicked motorbike off a couple of lads from Yeading , it turned out they had nicked it off some fella who then found out the bloke was a bit of a loon and threated to break their legs, this resulted in west drayton CID knocking on the door just as the old girl was leaving for work , I was then carted off to uxbridge nick with my mum missing her shift and a days pay ,
2nd one was me and a mate taking my old mans air rifle and shooting tin cans down the park , about 30 minutes in we were surrounded by 3 police cars and thrown into the cells at Uxbridge nick again, the old man came down and did his nut , they took his gun off him and fined him , ive never shat myself as much when he got me back in his motor
And Bowles is onside, Swinburne has come rushing out of his goal , what can Bowles do here , onto the left foot no, on to the right foot
That’s there that’s two, and that’s Bowles
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Whatever you do , dont bring the old bill to the door on 14:57 - Feb 13 with 6632 views
Had the filth at my door for a mates actions, I was driving and therefore innocent but at the tender age of 17 didn't grass him. Got a proper boloking for bringing them to the door. Then got fished out of Uxbridge nick still as a teenager and then Ealing when I was old enough to know better. Me Dad says 'You're not effing learning are you? That's the last time......' and it was. Until the next time. hehe. Them were the days.
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Whatever you do , dont bring the old bill to the door on 15:22 - Feb 13 with 6577 views
Got stopped by the police at uni walking from the union to Walkabout with a couple of lads from rugby who I didn't know amazingly well and they accused us of stealing cones from around a big hole. Miraculously we hadn't done it, but they then starting saying we could be done for manslaughter. This was like a red rag to a bull to one of the lads who was a law student and started asking about the legal vagaries of it all.
I was bricking it - maybe you can talk to a copper like that in the home counties but as the token working class Londoner I was like no no no pack it in. The coppers were getting proper irate at him when he then dropped that his dad was some huge bigshot barrister and he intimated he was ringing him and their kekked their pants and got off sharpish telling us to watch our step.
How the other half experience justice eh
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Whatever you do , dont bring the old bill to the door on 18:47 - Feb 13 with 6237 views
Ashamed to say a few times. My poor folks. Even managed to get my name in the local paper once for a stupid incident involving LSD and mindless vandalism. All those shenanigans seems a lifetime ago now, but spending the night in the local nick occurred regularly. Not surprising my folks kicked me out. Thinking back now i cant actually believe some of the daft things i got up to. Stupid boy!. I'm no hardened criminal btw, more being in the wrong place at the wrong time.
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Whatever you do , dont bring the old bill to the door on 20:24 - Feb 13 with 6121 views
My mum once said that people who call the police during a domestic are the most common scum there is. She was right on that.
Stefan Moore. Stefan Moore running down the wing. Stefan Moore. Stefan Moore running down the wing. He runs like a cheetah. His crosses couldn't be sweeter. Stefan Moore. Stefan Moore. Stefan Moore.
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Whatever you do , dont bring the old bill to the door on 20:38 - Feb 13 with 6094 views
My life of crime started age 7 when my brother (age 10) and I pushed the alarm at Sudbury Hill tube and then, impressed at our own ingenuity, calmly strolled back over the platform bridge as though it had nothing to do with us.
The ticket collector, no doubt used to such scallywag pranks, was on to us and waiting at the other end to give us an earful!
Before I left home in 1988 at the tender age of 21 my dad was convinced I was a football hooligan, he had no reason to think this and I don’t know why he did, but every Saturday before I set off for a game he said the same thing “ if I get a phone call from the police saying you’re in a cell. I’ll tell them to bloody well leave you there”
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Air Rifle, trail of shot out streetlight covers from Swakeleys roundabout on the Western Ave leading to the one outside my bedroom window which had about 30 pellets inside it, it didnt take Columbo, Trip down the hill to Uxbridge Nick with a very angry and embarrassed father
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Whatever you do , dont bring the old bill to the door on 00:05 - Feb 14 with 5862 views
Thank gawd I never hung out with any of you degenerates. Just a heads up though, my blissful upbringing did include hearing the rumour that you could get a right hiding in Wembley Police Station, but apparently, they paled in comparison to Acton Nick where during the course of helping with enquiries one might be covered with a thin mattress, just so you wouldn't bruise. Thoughtful and considerate.
Whatever you do , dont bring the old bill to the door on 00:05 - Feb 14 by Boston
Thank gawd I never hung out with any of you degenerates. Just a heads up though, my blissful upbringing did include hearing the rumour that you could get a right hiding in Wembley Police Station, but apparently, they paled in comparison to Acton Nick where during the course of helping with enquiries one might be covered with a thin mattress, just so you wouldn't bruise. Thoughtful and considerate.
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Talking of considerate police, Hounslow police once gave me a fiver to pay for my train back home to Richmond after wrongfully arresting me for attempted burglery. Although tbf to them, when they nicked me i was up on a scaffold around a house at 2 in the morning. I was drunk and off my bonce, i lost my keys and wallet, my mum and dad was away for the weekend and the only way to get back in was through my bedroom window on the 1st floor. I needed a ladder. All the local police stations were full that night so ended up in Hounslow. I found my key in the top pocket of my jacket.
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Whatever you do , dont bring the old bill to the door on 03:26 - Feb 14 with 5753 views
Whatever you do , dont bring the old bill to the door on 00:34 - Feb 14 by PunteR
Talking of considerate police, Hounslow police once gave me a fiver to pay for my train back home to Richmond after wrongfully arresting me for attempted burglery. Although tbf to them, when they nicked me i was up on a scaffold around a house at 2 in the morning. I was drunk and off my bonce, i lost my keys and wallet, my mum and dad was away for the weekend and the only way to get back in was through my bedroom window on the 1st floor. I needed a ladder. All the local police stations were full that night so ended up in Hounslow. I found my key in the top pocket of my jacket.
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Yeah, well what’s the interest rate on outstanding legal aid, I er ...may know someone who absconded the country....
When I was around 8 we lived near to a sweet factory, one Sunday a group of us kids decided we would go under the fence, nothing was locked up and we came away with our pockets full.
The next day my mum found loads of these sweets in my bedroom and she called the local bobby ( the way it was in them days) fecking shited the life out of me, been a good lad ever since *cough*
My best mate is a DS in the murder squad and his missus is a DC in intelligence. They have been seen at my house several times. My neighbours speak about me in hushed tones. I like to believe it is a mixture of awe and fear of my Mr Big reputation, but it is more likely that they are meddlesome rat bags with nowt better to do.
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Whatever you do , dont bring the old bill to the door on 10:46 - Feb 14 with 5466 views
Whatever you do , dont bring the old bill to the door on 10:26 - Feb 14 by Dorse
My best mate is a DS in the murder squad and his missus is a DC in intelligence. They have been seen at my house several times. My neighbours speak about me in hushed tones. I like to believe it is a mixture of awe and fear of my Mr Big reputation, but it is more likely that they are meddlesome rat bags with nowt better to do.
No offence Dorse but I love the idea of a Copper working in Intelligence.
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Whatever you do , dont bring the old bill to the door on 12:20 - Feb 14 with 5375 views
Whatever you do , dont bring the old bill to the door on 10:26 - Feb 14 by Dorse
My best mate is a DS in the murder squad and his missus is a DC in intelligence. They have been seen at my house several times. My neighbours speak about me in hushed tones. I like to believe it is a mixture of awe and fear of my Mr Big reputation, but it is more likely that they are meddlesome rat bags with nowt better to do.
Either that or they think you're a nark
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Whatever you do , dont bring the old bill to the door on 13:24 - Feb 14 with 5288 views
as kids in the 1970's we used to play football in the road . One night my old man comes home with two 5 a side goals he got cheap from the the leisure centre - surplus to requirements. Following afternoon we set them up in the road and all the kids down the road joined in. Been playing for around an hour and the old bill arrive. Who owns these goals and why are they in the road, we've had a complaint from a neighbour? I sheepishly say they are mine and take the boys in blue to see mum. They give us a lecture etc and the game has to revert back to jumpers for goalposts. Lots of upset kids. The same two policemen return a couple of hours later and knock on our front door wanting a word with dad. He has been over to see the neighbour in question, called him a miserable git and left him minus two teeth.
Whatever you do , dont bring the old bill to the door on 20:38 - Feb 13 by kensalriser
My life of crime started age 7 when my brother (age 10) and I pushed the alarm at Sudbury Hill tube and then, impressed at our own ingenuity, calmly strolled back over the platform bridge as though it had nothing to do with us.
The ticket collector, no doubt used to such scallywag pranks, was on to us and waiting at the other end to give us an earful!
Kensal, I just had a thought, your father ever the manager of the Sudbury Arms?
I got nicked at 15yrs old along with 3 mates right outside my front door in the grove for breaking and entering the house 3 doors down (a family I've known for years and frankly one no-one in their right mind would rob, they were and still are fùcking lunatics). The police responded with 3 riot vans, a TSG and a helicopter and held us for an hour.
My mammie came out (5ft on a good day) and dragged me away by the ear followed by 3 of the biggest coppers there. My dad was at the door in her dressing gown (fetching) and belted me 6ft backwards. One of the coppers said "looks fine, we'll let this one go"
I'd still take the dig over the record all day.
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Whatever you do , dont bring the old bill to the door on 22:28 - Feb 14 with 4796 views
Put in the back of a "jam sandwich"... the old Mini-Metro with the red line down the side...Jeezus I'm old! This for the heinous crime of a drive by shooting of the Chop Suey Shop on Northfields Avenue. Well, we weren't driving and there was no lead involved...... it was actually... a bunch of us in our Gola trainers and zip up nylon ADIDAS tops who "snow bombed" the place and when Mr Wong came out with the broom to chase us away I caught him one in the kisser and one straight through the door and onto his extract fan inside. Snowballs that is. I turned to run as my mates had observed the "leg git" cry but alas the grip on my Gola's was no match for the snow and per chance a passing copper had seen it all from said Metro.
So I'm lifted, nabbed and bang to rights. The copper asks me why I'm picking on the Chinese Chap and I respond "because he's got a chopped up Alsatian in the freezer". The Copper creases up - twas a well known urban myth at the time - and says to me "I've never liked takeaway from there!! Where do you live". He drops me off with a stern "Don't go back down there tonight" and went off to see his mate PC Gordon who lived 7 or 8 doors from us.
A few near misses down W12 and away games but nothing serious.
Cherish and enjoy life.... this ain't no dress rehearsal
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Whatever you do , dont bring the old bill to the door on 23:34 - Feb 14 with 4763 views
Fark off Surrey police by loftboy4 Jul 2012 15:55 Just reversed parked my car behind a black focus, tightish gap, next thing two coppers have jumped out and accused me of hitting their car, which I didn't, after a heated exchange (on my part) I was threatened with arrest and told I was scaring my son. After calming down and having all my details checked I was then cautioned while a statement was written. Got to wait for the desk Sargeant to get back to me to see if the none existent damage has to go through insurance.
Farking cock suckers go and nick some real criminals.
Just remembered this!!
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