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There I was at home hand down my pants scratching my vitals and shaking my head at the news When the door bell went and a very attractive sixty odd year old woman asked me if I wanted to go carol singing , the only singing I know is my way on the karaoke after 10 pints or cmon you Rrrsss , anyway I was bribed with a mince pie and a wine and off I went much to the amysement of the Parker household , a good hour I was out there and I got to say I enjoyed it I even got a peck on the cheek off the lady in question and asked to go to midnight mass on Xmas eve (which I might do) Am I going nuts or have I been born again ?
And Bowles is onside, Swinburne has come rushing out of his goal , what can Bowles do here , onto the left foot no, on to the right foot
That’s there that’s two, and that’s Bowles
Brian Moore
I went to midnight mass with some girls near the 'Cross Keys' Hammersmith after a long session in said pub.
We arrived late so ended up right at the front me wearing a Pantera shirt with Phil and 'Blood, Pain Death, Aggression' printed on it.
The vicar said 'Get somebody tall to light the Candles of peace (or something) anyway I though he knew I smoked so I got out my lighter lit ours and offered it around. Turns out he meant the massive candles in the aisle which had some special significance.
After the service outside he refused to shake my hand.
Kant.
Beer and Beef has made us what we are - The Prince Regent
We should pray for Paul Parker although I think it might be too late as I believe he's 'gone' berserk.
All together now;
"Hail Mary, full of grace. Our Lord is with thee. Blessed art thou among women, and blessed is the fruit of thy womb, Jesus. Holy Mary, Mother of God, pray for us sinners and Paul Parker, now and at the hour of our death. Amen.2
My Father had a profound influence on me, he was a lunatic.
I assume if she looked like Anne Widdecombe you'd still be at home in your boxers.
She is a granny ( but quite tasty a bit like that bev bird in coronation street ) I’ve done my homework on her , she lives in the next street and is recently divorced oh and takes her grandson to the local school down the road , it has to be said she makes a decent mince pie and has a decent pair of lungs ( the singing kind I couldn’t really check the others under her coat ) I’ve been working from home the last 2 weeks perhaps it’s time to go back to the office I’m becoming to much of a community dork
And Bowles is onside, Swinburne has come rushing out of his goal , what can Bowles do here , onto the left foot no, on to the right foot
That’s there that’s two, and that’s Bowles
Brian Moore
She is a granny ( but quite tasty a bit like that bev bird in coronation street ) I’ve done my homework on her , she lives in the next street and is recently divorced oh and takes her grandson to the local school down the road , it has to be said she makes a decent mince pie and has a decent pair of lungs ( the singing kind I couldn’t really check the others under her coat ) I’ve been working from home the last 2 weeks perhaps it’s time to go back to the office I’m becoming to much of a community dork
She is a granny ( but quite tasty a bit like that bev bird in coronation street ) I’ve done my homework on her , she lives in the next street and is recently divorced oh and takes her grandson to the local school down the road , it has to be said she makes a decent mince pie and has a decent pair of lungs ( the singing kind I couldn’t really check the others under her coat ) I’ve been working from home the last 2 weeks perhaps it’s time to go back to the office I’m becoming to much of a community dork
I’m picturing a modern day Bing Crosby and David Bowie set up
Par-rump-par-pum-par indeed
Cherish and enjoy life.... this ain't no dress rehearsal
I can empathise with PP as I also know a very attractive 60 something granny who would give me at least a peck on the cheek (upper) if I were to go Carol singing with her. She also makes demon mince pies. Take a bow Mrs Hants.