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Carol singing 13:33 - Dec 13 with 5578 viewspaulparker

There I was at home hand down my pants scratching my vitals and shaking my head at the news
When the door bell went and a very attractive sixty odd year old woman asked me if I wanted to go carol singing , the only singing I know is my way on the karaoke after 10 pints or cmon you Rrrsss , anyway I was bribed with a mince pie and a wine and off I went much to the amysement of the Parker household , a good hour I was out there and I got to say I enjoyed it I even got a peck on the cheek off the lady in question and asked to go to midnight mass on Xmas eve (which I might do)
Am I going nuts or have I been born again ?

And Bowles is onside, Swinburne has come rushing out of his goal , what can Bowles do here , onto the left foot no, on to the right foot That’s there that’s two, and that’s Bowles Brian Moore

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Carol singing on 13:37 - Dec 13 with 4069 views2Thomas2Bowles

Care in the community is a wonderful thing for you over 70's and on your own

When willl this CV nightmare end
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Carol singing on 13:40 - Dec 13 with 4069 viewsMetallica_Hoop

I went to midnight mass with some girls near the 'Cross Keys' Hammersmith after a long session in said pub.

We arrived late so ended up right at the front me wearing a Pantera shirt with Phil and 'Blood, Pain Death, Aggression' printed on it.

The vicar said 'Get somebody tall to light the Candles of peace (or something) anyway I though he knew I smoked so I got out my lighter lit ours and offered it around. Turns out he meant the massive candles in the aisle which had some special significance.

After the service outside he refused to shake my hand.

Kant.

Beer and Beef has made us what we are - The Prince Regent

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Carol singing on 13:41 - Dec 13 with 4060 viewshopphoops

Anglican grooming gangs strike again! You'll be wearing sandals before you know it.

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Carol singing on 13:54 - Dec 13 with 4026 viewsterryb

It's decades since I went out carol singing, but I used to really enjoy it.

Alas, all the organised ones round our way have disappeared.
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Carol singing on 13:56 - Dec 13 with 4012 viewsted_hendrix

We should pray for Paul Parker although I think it might be too late as I believe he's 'gone' berserk.

All together now;

"Hail Mary, full of grace.
Our Lord is with thee.
Blessed art thou among women,
and blessed is the fruit of thy womb,
Jesus.
Holy Mary, Mother of God,
pray for us sinners and Paul Parker,
now and at the hour of our death.
Amen.2

My Father had a profound influence on me, he was a lunatic.

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Carol singing on 15:12 - Dec 13 with 3905 viewshubble

Hark the Harry Ranger's sing, glory to the new born King.

Personally I can't stand the show and didn't watch a second of it.
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Carol singing on 15:17 - Dec 13 with 3891 viewsBoston

I was a pueri cantore...anyone else?

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Carol singing on 15:47 - Dec 13 with 3836 viewsHantsR

Carol singing on 15:17 - Dec 13 by Boston

I was a pueri cantore...anyone else?


I was in Decani
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Carol singing on 15:50 - Dec 13 with 3827 viewsNorthernr

Well this is a late contender for thread of the year.
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Carol singing on 15:51 - Dec 13 with 3825 viewsHantsR

Carol singing on 15:12 - Dec 13 by hubble

Hark the Harry Ranger's sing, glory to the new born King.

Personally I can't stand the show and didn't watch a second of it.


Last Christmas I ate a la carte
But the very next day I was ill straight away
This year to save me from tears
I'm going for one of the specials

well, sort of Carol anyway?
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Carol singing on 15:55 - Dec 13 with 3813 viewsTheChef

Peck on the cheek?

Off to midnight mass?

I assume if she looked like Anne Widdecombe you'd still be at home in your boxers.


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Carol singing on 15:55 - Dec 13 with 3813 viewsenfieldargh

Im glad he didnt elaborate on nuts in his opening sentence.

Oh come all yee faithfull and all that

captains fantastic
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Carol singing on 16:00 - Dec 13 with 3805 viewsloftboy

Hope you’ll be singing all of ours favourite hymn

Away with the Rangers
No points did we get
That little git Roofe
Hit the back of the net

favourite cheese mature Cheddar. FFS there is no such thing as the EPL
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Carol singing on 17:02 - Dec 13 with 3736 viewspaulparker

Carol singing on 15:55 - Dec 13 by TheChef

Peck on the cheek?

Off to midnight mass?

I assume if she looked like Anne Widdecombe you'd still be at home in your boxers.



She is a granny ( but quite tasty a bit like that bev bird in coronation street ) I’ve done my homework on her , she lives in the next street and is recently divorced oh and takes her grandson to the local school down the road , it has to be said she makes a decent mince pie and has a decent pair of lungs ( the singing kind I couldn’t really check the others under her coat )
I’ve been working from home the last 2 weeks perhaps it’s time to go back to the office I’m becoming to much of a community dork

And Bowles is onside, Swinburne has come rushing out of his goal , what can Bowles do here , onto the left foot no, on to the right foot That’s there that’s two, and that’s Bowles Brian Moore

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Carol singing on 18:56 - Dec 13 with 3608 viewsBoston

Carol singing on 15:47 - Dec 13 by HantsR

I was in Decani


I’ll see your Jerusalem and raise you two Hallelujah‘s.

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Carol singing on 20:35 - Dec 13 with 3515 viewsdanehoop

Carol singing on 17:02 - Dec 13 by paulparker

She is a granny ( but quite tasty a bit like that bev bird in coronation street ) I’ve done my homework on her , she lives in the next street and is recently divorced oh and takes her grandson to the local school down the road , it has to be said she makes a decent mince pie and has a decent pair of lungs ( the singing kind I couldn’t really check the others under her coat )
I’ve been working from home the last 2 weeks perhaps it’s time to go back to the office I’m becoming to much of a community dork


Isn't this called stalking?

Never knowingly understood

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Carol singing on 20:36 - Dec 13 with 3511 viewsloftboy

Carol singing on 20:35 - Dec 13 by danehoop

Isn't this called stalking?


No it’s called taking whatever is on offer!!

favourite cheese mature Cheddar. FFS there is no such thing as the EPL
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Carol singing on 01:23 - Dec 14 with 3373 viewstimcocking

An unexpectedly nice post this. You never know what you're going to find on LFW.
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Carol singing on 02:01 - Dec 14 with 3358 viewsBoston

Carol singing on 20:35 - Dec 13 by danehoop

Isn't this called stalking?


...yeah, if stalkings spelt desperate?

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Carol singing on 06:39 - Dec 14 with 3310 viewsLblock

Carol singing on 17:02 - Dec 13 by paulparker

She is a granny ( but quite tasty a bit like that bev bird in coronation street ) I’ve done my homework on her , she lives in the next street and is recently divorced oh and takes her grandson to the local school down the road , it has to be said she makes a decent mince pie and has a decent pair of lungs ( the singing kind I couldn’t really check the others under her coat )
I’ve been working from home the last 2 weeks perhaps it’s time to go back to the office I’m becoming to much of a community dork


I’m picturing a modern day Bing Crosby and David Bowie set up

Par-rump-par-pum-par indeed

Cherish and enjoy life.... this ain't no dress rehearsal

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Carol singing on 08:29 - Dec 14 with 3261 viewsMetallica_Hoop

Bing's last ever recording....

[Post edited 14 Dec 2018 8:30]

Beer and Beef has made us what we are - The Prince Regent

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Carol singing on 09:28 - Dec 14 with 3218 viewsqprxtc

Carol Singing:

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Carol singing on 09:48 - Dec 14 with 3186 viewsHantsR

I can empathise with PP as I also know a very attractive 60 something granny who would give me at least a peck on the cheek (upper) if I were to go Carol singing with her. She also makes demon mince pies. Take a bow Mrs Hants.
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Carol singing on 10:12 - Dec 14 with 3158 viewsEsox_Lucius

QPR are looking for a choir to appear at half time against 'boro. Ingratiate yourself.

The grass is always greener.

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Carol singing on 13:09 - Dec 14 with 3088 viewsDWQPR

Carol singing on 10:12 - Dec 14 by Esox_Lucius

QPR are looking for a choir to appear at half time against 'boro. Ingratiate yourself.


Wasn’t he doing that at the time of the knock on the door?

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