| Dog ShÃt 19:49 - Jun 12 with 6058 views | FredManRave |
Unfortunately my Mother-In-Law passed away late last year and we decided to take in her dog who is a gorgeous, loving though rather scatty cross breed. Fortunately he gets on well with the family dog and all is great except for one messy detail.
You guessed it, he pisses and shÃts in the house. Can be anywhere upstairs or downstairs. He was never properly house trained with the MIL because she had no garden (he used to go in an open air non used garage) so in his mind it's acceptable to do his business on "hard" floors.
So does anybody have any suggestions on how to retrain the little shÃt to do his business in the garden. We leave him outside sometimes for hours on end and then he comes indoors and will run straight upstairs and crap in one of the bedrooms, almost as if to wind me up on purpose!
I've tried the shoving his nose in it and scolding him and leaving him outside for hours but it's just not working and I'm certainly not going to hit him as some have suggested.
So any suggestions or ideas on this messy situation would be greatly appreciated... |  |
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| Dog ShÃt on 19:51 - Jun 12 with 4163 views | loftboy |
Not a great expert but will the praise and treat method work? |  |
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| Dog ShÃt on 20:04 - Jun 12 with 4097 views | MedwayR |
Set an example, start shitting in the garden yourself and he’ll soon get the idea  |  |
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| Dog ShÃt on 20:12 - Jun 12 with 4071 views | NoDiddley |
On a lighter note.
I love dogs had one as a kid, but today all I see is people walking around with shit bags in their hand waiting for the pooch to drop one on the pavement. Dogs are meant to be 'trained' by command, just look at guide/police dogs but i'm not sure about the shitting stakes.
PM Cyprus Mel he's a dog rescuer & expert! |  | | |
| Dog ShÃt on 15:39 - Jun 13 with 3649 views | Mick_S |
Fred - it won't link, but have a look at the Blue Cross site regarding non-house trained dogs. Seems pretty sensible.
Now if anyone has any advice on how I can re-programme my dog to not think he is half kangaroo, that would be lovely. |  |
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| Dog ShÃt on 17:10 - Jun 13 with 3525 views | Northernr |
| Dog ShÃt on 20:04 - Jun 12 by MedwayR |
Set an example, start shitting in the garden yourself and he’ll soon get the idea |
Bastard. This made me do an enormous belly laugh out loud on the train.
We had this problem with a dog we got from a rescue shelter when we were kids. Mum heard about this method where you bought an air horn (dogs fcking hate them) and give it a blast at the dog every time you catch it doing something you don't like, and they stop doing it because they don't like the horn. So we got this fcking huge thing, the sort they stick on the top of ships, that you could hear at the end of the road when it went off. And so began 10 years of my mum sounding off like a cross channel ferry over random piles of dog sht.
Mutt died of old age in the end, completely deaf and still pissing and shitting wherever it wanted. |  | | |
| Dog ShÃt on 17:30 - Jun 13 with 3476 views | BrianMcCarthy |
I minded my sister's labrador pup last autumn. The thing pisses everywhere. Sometimes because it needs to, sometimes because it feels like it, sometimes because it's excited, sometimes because, well, because it can.
The high point of my weekend with Casey was the discovery that many women automatically think that a man walking a dog is automatically a lovely fella. The low point happened on the Sunday morning.
Awoken at 6 a.m. by his incessant barking, I opened the bathroom door and was confronted by Sigourney Weaver's Ghostbusters flat. There was slime absolutely everywhere. I have no idea how much excrement and urine could have come out of such a little puppy.
It took me half an hour to clean up the bathroom, whereupon I needed a shower. Casey and his bed were put into the living room while I scrubbed myself clean. Then I stepped out of the shower, fully refreshed. Stepped into a puddle. A huge puddle.
Confused, I looked around, to be greeted by a wagging tail and two happy doe-eyes. Proud doe-eyes. Casey had broken out of the living room, into the bathroom and had deposited a small ocean of piss where I was now standing.
So I had another shower. My second of the day. And all before 7 a.m.
Casey is still alive. |  |
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| Dog ShÃt on 17:40 - Jun 13 with 3443 views | 2Thomas2Bowles |
Treats is the only way, like most training.
Dogs are the same as 2 year olds
Leaving it out for hours is cruel as is rubbing his nose in it, would you do that to a 2-year-old?
I'm in a wheelchair and have 2 dogs and managed to train them.
Frankly, the way you are going on you should not have a dog. [Post edited 13 Jun 2019 17:44]
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| Dog ShÃt on 17:50 - Jun 13 with 3420 views | FredManRave |
| Dog ShÃt on 17:40 - Jun 13 by 2Thomas2Bowles |
Treats is the only way, like most training.
Dogs are the same as 2 year olds
Leaving it out for hours is cruel as is rubbing his nose in it, would you do that to a 2-year-old?
I'm in a wheelchair and have 2 dogs and managed to train them.
Frankly, the way you are going on you should not have a dog. [Post edited 13 Jun 2019 17:44]
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Frankly, the way you go on you should not have access to the internet.
As for your advice, thanks, I'm gonna give it a try....
I'll give you some smarties if you quit the internet... | |
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| Dog ShÃt on 17:51 - Jun 13 with 3416 views | FredManRave |
| Dog ShÃt on 20:04 - Jun 12 by MedwayR |
Set an example, start shitting in the garden yourself and he’ll soon get the idea |
Got the wife on the case. I'll let you know how it turns out, so to speak. | |
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| Dog ShÃt (n/t) on 17:53 - Jun 13 with 3402 views | 2Thomas2Bowles |
| Dog ShÃt on 17:50 - Jun 13 by FredManRave |
Frankly, the way you go on you should not have access to the internet.
As for your advice, thanks, I'm gonna give it a try....
I'll give you some smarties if you quit the internet... |
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| Dog ShÃt on 17:56 - Jun 13 with 3399 views | FredManRave |
| Dog ShÃt (n/t) on 17:53 - Jun 13 by 2Thomas2Bowles |
[Post edited 13 Jun 2019 19:22]
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Damn. Not working.
Ok some smarties and some flumps... | |
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| Dog ShÃt (n/t) on 17:58 - Jun 13 with 3377 views | 2Thomas2Bowles |
| Dog ShÃt on 17:56 - Jun 13 by FredManRave |
Damn. Not working.
Ok some smarties and some flumps... |
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| Dog ShÃt on 18:06 - Jun 13 with 3353 views | FredManRave |
| Dog ShÃt (n/t) on 17:58 - Jun 13 by 2Thomas2Bowles |
[Post edited 13 Jun 2019 19:22]
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Impressive consistency talking shite in all your posts.
Do you like sherbet?! | |
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| Dog ShÃt (n/t) on 18:13 - Jun 13 with 3323 views | 2Thomas2Bowles |
| Dog ShÃt on 18:06 - Jun 13 by FredManRave |
Impressive consistency talking shite in all your posts.
Do you like sherbet?! |
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| Dog ShÃt on 18:31 - Jun 13 with 3269 views | FredManRave |
| Dog ShÃt (n/t) on 18:13 - Jun 13 by 2Thomas2Bowles |
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A Curly Wurly?! | |
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| Dog ShÃt on 18:33 - Jun 13 with 3267 views | Northernr |
I swear to God if a thread about dog sht turns into another row on here I give up. | | | |
| Dog ShÃt on 18:45 - Jun 13 with 3240 views | BazzaInTheLoft |
| Dog ShÃt on 18:33 - Jun 13 by Northernr |
I swear to God if a thread about dog sht turns into another row on here I give up. |
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| Dog ShÃt on 19:31 - Jun 13 with 3139 views | FredManRave |
| Dog ShÃt on 18:33 - Jun 13 by Northernr |
I swear to God if a thread about dog sht turns into another row on here I give up. |
You think this is bad, Clive. Yesterday I went to the zoo and the only animal they had there was a dog. It was a Shih Tzu. | |
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| Dog ShÃt on 20:06 - Jun 13 with 3082 views | HarrowRoadR |
| Dog ShÃt on 20:04 - Jun 12 by MedwayR |
Set an example, start shitting in the garden yourself and he’ll soon get the idea |
I almost choked when I read that. 😂😂 |  | | |
| Dog ShÃt on 20:55 - Jun 13 with 3000 views | WokingR |
| Dog ShÃt on 18:33 - Jun 13 by Northernr |
I swear to God if a thread about dog sht turns into another row on here I give up. |
Oh come on Clive
The season has finished, Game of Thrones has finished, the cricket has been rained off again and there's nothing but women's football on.
Leave me some entertainment, please. |  | | |
| Dog ShÃt on 21:15 - Jun 13 with 2960 views | loftboy |
| Dog ShÃt on 20:55 - Jun 13 by WokingR |
Oh come on Clive
The season has finished, Game of Thrones has finished, the cricket has been rained off again and there's nothing but women's football on.
Leave me some entertainment, please. |
And we all know the women’s football is dog shit ! 😇 | |
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| Dog ShÃt on 21:51 - Jun 13 with 2907 views | smegma |
My tip ?? Get rid. |  | | |
| Dog ShÃt on 09:49 - Jun 14 with 2691 views | timcocking |
If it ever comes down to punishment, you're correct hitting certainly isn't required, there are other equally effective ways to discipline a dog without resorting to actual physical violence, much like with a child.
Probably, there's no real shortcut, just scold him immediately and consistently every time he has an accident and actively reward him every time he goes outdoors or something.
If you persevere and succeed, it'll be very good karma for you. |  | | |
| Dog ShÃt on 14:06 - Jun 14 with 2567 views | BazzaInTheLoft |
| Dog ShÃt on 09:49 - Jun 14 by timcocking |
If it ever comes down to punishment, you're correct hitting certainly isn't required, there are other equally effective ways to discipline a dog without resorting to actual physical violence, much like with a child.
Probably, there's no real shortcut, just scold him immediately and consistently every time he has an accident and actively reward him every time he goes outdoors or something.
If you persevere and succeed, it'll be very good karma for you. |
...and if you do it for a Indian Restaurant owner, it'll be a very good Korma for you. | | | |
| Dog ShÃt on 14:17 - Jun 14 with 2537 views | Mick_S |
| Dog ShÃt on 14:06 - Jun 14 by BazzaInTheLoft |
...and if you do it for a Indian Restaurant owner, it'll be a very good Korma for you. |
Is that samosa be funny?  | |
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