| Mansfield Town Porno on 12:08 - Jul 4 with 2218 views | Mick_S |
| Mansfield Town Porno on 12:01 - Jul 4 by BazzaInTheLoft |
Trust those rich cvnts to have their own aquarium! |
Lolz. |  |
| Did I ever mention that I was in Minder? |
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| Mansfield Town Porno on 12:35 - Jul 4 with 2158 views | DannyPaddox |
| Mansfield Town Porno on 11:51 - Jul 4 by Mick_S |
Parker and Penelope Thunderbirds are go
Lady Penelope says to parker
(Posh voice) "Oh parker please take off my blouse"
Parker (Cockney voice) "Yus m'lady"
Pen "Oh parker please take off my skirt"
Parker "Yus m'lady"
Pen "Oh parker please take off my stockings"
Parker "Yus m'lady"
Pen "Oh parker please take off my bra"
Parker "Yus m'lady"
Pen "Oh parker please take off my panties"
Parker "Yus m'lady"
Pen "And parker"
Parker "Yus m'lady"
Pen "If i catch you wearing my clothes again your f ucking sacked" |
Haha thanks for this. I tried telling this joke recently. It had been a while since I'd told it and I'd had several double Jamesons. It went something like:
Parker from Thunderbirds right. He's dressed up in Lady Penelope's clothes and she says Parker take off -
No no start again. Forget that bit.
Parker says to Lady Penelope take off your blouse.
No. Parker says to Lady Penelope.
No Lady Penelope says to Parker take off your blouse. So Lady Penelope takes off her blouse.
No she doesn't. No no no yes. Parker takes off Lady Penelope's blouse. Cos he's wearing it.
That's it. He's wearing Lady Penelope's blouse.
And then he says ... etc."
It's the way ya tell 'em. |  | | |
| Mansfield Town Porno on 12:38 - Jul 4 with 2149 views | Mick_S |
| Mansfield Town Porno on 12:35 - Jul 4 by DannyPaddox |
Haha thanks for this. I tried telling this joke recently. It had been a while since I'd told it and I'd had several double Jamesons. It went something like:
Parker from Thunderbirds right. He's dressed up in Lady Penelope's clothes and she says Parker take off -
No no start again. Forget that bit.
Parker says to Lady Penelope take off your blouse.
No. Parker says to Lady Penelope.
No Lady Penelope says to Parker take off your blouse. So Lady Penelope takes off her blouse.
No she doesn't. No no no yes. Parker takes off Lady Penelope's blouse. Cos he's wearing it.
That's it. He's wearing Lady Penelope's blouse.
And then he says ... etc."
It's the way ya tell 'em. |
Be my guest and print it off for next time. | |
| Did I ever mention that I was in Minder? |
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| Mansfield Town Porno on 12:39 - Jul 4 with 2147 views | R_from_afar |
Even as we speak, there is a professor somewhere who has just got approval for a PhD examining the relationship between the budget for footballers' signing videos and their actual achievements on the pitch...
That video was entertaining but bonkers  |  |
| "Things had started becoming increasingly desperate at Loftus Road but QPR have been handed a massive lifeline and the place has absolutely erupted. it's carnage. It's bedlam. It's 1-1." |
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| Mansfield Town Porno on 14:31 - Jul 4 with 2014 views | Boston |
Mansfield Town, nicknamed ‘The Slags’, innit. |  |
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| Mansfield Town Porno on 19:25 - Jul 4 with 1889 views | bosh67 |
Unlike us Mansfield appear to have two rather impressive strikers up front.
They are also just about to sign a defensive midfielder and in that video she asks him to come over and help her rub sun tan oil on her back while she takes off her orange and blue bikini top.
I also notice that if you take certain letters away from Mansfieldtownfc that you are left with the word MILF. |  |
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| Mansfield Town Porno (n/t) on 21:47 - Jul 4 with 1814 views | qprxtc |
https://ibb.co/VqKMKZJ
Things are going down on the Green.
(Pretty depraved Dan!)
(And I cant work this upload picture bollox out!) [Post edited 5 Jul 2019 8:30]
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| Mansfield Town Porno (n/t) on 08:32 - Jul 5 with 1670 views | qprxtc |
| Mansfield Town Porno (n/t) on 07:49 - Jul 5 by DannyPaddox |
It was online for 12 minutes. One can only imagine the depravity. |
You can have a look now Dan.... | | | |
| Mansfield Town Porno (n/t) on 09:10 - Jul 5 with 1647 views | DannyPaddox |
| Mansfield Town Porno (n/t) on 08:32 - Jul 5 by qprxtc |
You can have a look now Dan.... |
Outrageous. And in the broad daylight of W12. He'll do anything for a vote. | | | |
| Mansfield Town Porno on 09:57 - Jul 5 with 1621 views | robith |
| Mansfield Town Porno on 12:35 - Jul 4 by DannyPaddox |
Haha thanks for this. I tried telling this joke recently. It had been a while since I'd told it and I'd had several double Jamesons. It went something like:
Parker from Thunderbirds right. He's dressed up in Lady Penelope's clothes and she says Parker take off -
No no start again. Forget that bit.
Parker says to Lady Penelope take off your blouse.
No. Parker says to Lady Penelope.
No Lady Penelope says to Parker take off your blouse. So Lady Penelope takes off her blouse.
No she doesn't. No no no yes. Parker takes off Lady Penelope's blouse. Cos he's wearing it.
That's it. He's wearing Lady Penelope's blouse.
And then he says ... etc."
It's the way ya tell 'em. |
There is nothing so pure in this life as bodging the telling of a joke while pissed |  | | |
| Mansfield Town Porno (n/t) on 10:07 - Jul 5 with 1612 views | BazzaInTheLoft |
| Mansfield Town Porno (n/t) on 09:10 - Jul 5 by DannyPaddox |
Outrageous. And in the broad daylight of W12. He'll do anything for a vote. |
Post EU Boris inspecting sovereign British fishery |  | | |
| Mansfield Town Porno (n/t) on 23:07 - Jul 6 with 1478 views | distortR |
| Mansfield Town Porno (n/t) on 10:07 - Jul 5 by BazzaInTheLoft |
Post EU Boris inspecting sovereign British fishery |
cockney rhyming slang, jeremy hunt, I for one am not going there! | | | |
| Mansfield Town Porno on 08:10 - Jul 7 with 1384 views | smegma |
| Mansfield Town Porno on 11:48 - Jul 4 by robith |
Very strong fake taxi vibes to it |
You're in the Algarve and you just happen to have a UK registered roller with personalised plates to hand ?? As you do.
Does she live in Portugal??
Yes, the most ego centric/narcissistic video I have ever seen. | | | |
| Mansfield Town Porno on 10:18 - Jul 7 with 1304 views | DannyPaddox |
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