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Things that don’t make sense on 00:42 - Feb 14 with 1838 views
Top hats The popularity of Piers Morgan The Sun being called a newspaper Spanx pants - what happens to all the fat that's squished in? Boris Johnson and Trump getting into power: a gameshow guest and a schlocky business competition host, both known for sexist behaviour and borderline racism, and being economical with the financial truth. Just how? Unicycles Bungee jumping Love Island Shooting in the Olympics Ann Widdecombe Tanika Takaram Jim Davidson once being called a comedian Sean Bean as a sex symbol. Just no! Squinty eyes. Doillies Christmas cake QPR fans who seem to hate QPR Jeffrey Archer being considered an author Jonathan Aitken having the nerve to do that sword of truth speech, lol Sausage rolls Formula 1, especially the Monaco GP procession.
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Things that don’t make sense on 01:20 - Feb 14 with 1819 views
I saw a contender for this thread while driving home from work yesterday. As I crawled along in the rush hour traffic on the edge of Slough, one of those mobile, illuminated traffic information signs hoved into view. It flashed up the words "Long delays". As I inched forward, I kept looking at the sign, expecting it to go for the bonus point by telling us precisely where those delays might be. It never said. Just "long delays". Perhaps they were everywhere. The M4 a mile from there was the clearest I have ever known it at that time of day. Perhaps the vague, doom laden warning was meant to frighten people into not driving. Intriguing....
"Things had started becoming increasingly desperate at Loftus Road but QPR have been handed a massive lifeline and the place has absolutely erupted. it's carnage. It's bedlam. It's 1-1."
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Things that don’t make sense on 12:47 - Feb 14 with 1398 views
Things that don’t make sense on 01:14 - Feb 14 by nix
I'd add to that:
Top hats The popularity of Piers Morgan The Sun being called a newspaper Spanx pants - what happens to all the fat that's squished in? Boris Johnson and Trump getting into power: a gameshow guest and a schlocky business competition host, both known for sexist behaviour and borderline racism, and being economical with the financial truth. Just how? Unicycles Bungee jumping Love Island Shooting in the Olympics Ann Widdecombe Tanika Takaram Jim Davidson once being called a comedian Sean Bean as a sex symbol. Just no! Squinty eyes. Doillies Christmas cake QPR fans who seem to hate QPR Jeffrey Archer being considered an author Jonathan Aitken having the nerve to do that sword of truth speech, lol Sausage rolls Formula 1, especially the Monaco GP procession.
Hey, I used to like Tanita Tikaram's first album!
I make you right about the shooting thing - I don't get that sport where they ski (on flat ground mainly) then have to shoot targets. Why combine those two sports? - I mean you could just combine anything - like cycling and then getting off your bike and have to putt a golf ball, or throw darts. Madness.
"Thank you for supporting Queens Park Rangers Steep Staircase"... and I thought I'd signed up for a rollercoaster.
As it once said in that renowned source of all things philosophical, the Sun:
"Life is strange. Compared to what?"
After seeing it, my friend was so blown away by the profundity of this epithet that he wrote a song about it called Beautiful Destruction, which ended up on the Thunderdogs album: Thundermental. Not a lot of people know that...
For anyone that's interested, here's the song, with him singing it!
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Things that don’t make sense on 13:38 - Feb 14 with 1313 views
Things that don’t make sense on 13:00 - Feb 14 by Mytch_QPR
Hey, I used to like Tanita Tikaram's first album!
I make you right about the shooting thing - I don't get that sport where they ski (on flat ground mainly) then have to shoot targets. Why combine those two sports? - I mean you could just combine anything - like cycling and then getting off your bike and have to putt a golf ball, or throw darts. Madness.
Would you listen to it now though?
Oh yes that shooting and skiing thing. Bonkers. Like having country dancing in the Olympics.
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Things that don’t make sense on 14:14 - Feb 14 with 1242 views