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Things that don’t make sense on 00:42 - Feb 14 with 1257 viewsBoston

This post.

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Things that don’t make sense on 01:12 - Feb 14 with 1252 viewsFredManRave

Nonsense.

I've got the Power.
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Things that don’t make sense on 01:14 - Feb 14 with 1249 viewsnix

I'd add to that:

Top hats
The popularity of Piers Morgan
The Sun being called a newspaper
Spanx pants - what happens to all the fat that's squished in?
Boris Johnson and Trump getting into power: a gameshow guest and a schlocky business competition host, both known for sexist behaviour and borderline racism, and being economical with the financial truth. Just how?
Unicycles
Bungee jumping
Love Island
Shooting in the Olympics
Ann Widdecombe
Tanika Takaram
Jim Davidson once being called a comedian
Sean Bean as a sex symbol. Just no! Squinty eyes.
Doillies
Christmas cake
QPR fans who seem to hate QPR
Jeffrey Archer being considered an author
Jonathan Aitken having the nerve to do that sword of truth speech, lol
Sausage rolls
Formula 1, especially the Monaco GP procession.
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Things that don’t make sense on 01:20 - Feb 14 with 1238 viewsqprxtc

Things that don’t make sense on 01:12 - Feb 14 by FredManRave

Nonsense.


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Things that don’t make sense on 01:36 - Feb 14 with 1213 viewsqprxtc

Things that don’t make sense on 00:42 - Feb 14 by Boston

This post.


Up and own poxy arrows
I like Boston
I don’t like arrows
Neither did King Harold
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Things that don’t make sense on 06:11 - Feb 14 with 1141 viewsHayesender

Women

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Things that don’t make sense on 07:11 - Feb 14 with 1105 viewsnix

Things that don’t make sense on 06:11 - Feb 14 by Hayesender

Women


Oh dear! What do you need explaining? AMA.
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Things that don’t make sense on 07:28 - Feb 14 with 1084 viewsRs_Holy

the lottery of life?
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Things that don’t make sense on 09:56 - Feb 14 with 1007 viewssmegma

'Talking Heads albums'......great one !!
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Things that don’t make sense on 10:16 - Feb 14 with 975 viewsBoston

Things that don’t make sense on 06:11 - Feb 14 by Hayesender

Women


They weaken legs y’know😉

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Things that don’t make sense on 10:31 - Feb 14 with 961 viewsMick_S

Valentines day.



This isn't just any cucumber, it's a M & S love cucumber.
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Did I ever mention that I was in Minder?
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Things that don’t make sense on 12:01 - Feb 14 with 896 viewsDorse

Things that don’t make sense on 10:31 - Feb 14 by Mick_S

Valentines day.



This isn't just any cucumber, it's a M & S love cucumber.
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S & M Love Cucumbers? Bloody hell, there should be a public information film about that.

'What do we want? We don't know! When do we want it? Now!'

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Things that don’t make sense on 12:27 - Feb 14 with 851 viewsR_from_afar

I saw a contender for this thread while driving home from work yesterday. As I crawled along in the rush hour traffic on the edge of Slough, one of those mobile, illuminated traffic information signs hoved into view. It flashed up the words "Long delays". As I inched forward, I kept looking at the sign, expecting it to go for the bonus point by telling us precisely where those delays might be. It never said. Just "long delays". Perhaps they were everywhere. The M4 a mile from there was the clearest I have ever known it at that time of day. Perhaps the vague, doom laden warning was meant to frighten people into not driving. Intriguing....

"Things had started becoming increasingly desperate at Loftus Road but QPR have been handed a massive lifeline and the place has absolutely erupted. it's carnage. It's bedlam. It's 1-1."

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Things that don’t make sense on 12:47 - Feb 14 with 817 viewsMrSheen

Bumblebees. Apparently the stuff about them being theoretically incapable of flight is not true, but they still look silly.
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Things that don’t make sense on 12:49 - Feb 14 with 815 viewsMetallica_Hoop

Linda McCartney's Vegetarian Pulled Pork.

Beer and Beef has made us what we are - The Prince Regent

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Things that don’t make sense on 12:52 - Feb 14 with 807 viewsWokingR

Things that don’t make sense on 12:01 - Feb 14 by Dorse

S & M Love Cucumbers? Bloody hell, there should be a public information film about that.


There is !
Want me to send it to you ?
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Things that don’t make sense on 13:00 - Feb 14 with 788 viewsMytch_QPR

Things that don’t make sense on 01:14 - Feb 14 by nix

I'd add to that:

Top hats
The popularity of Piers Morgan
The Sun being called a newspaper
Spanx pants - what happens to all the fat that's squished in?
Boris Johnson and Trump getting into power: a gameshow guest and a schlocky business competition host, both known for sexist behaviour and borderline racism, and being economical with the financial truth. Just how?
Unicycles
Bungee jumping
Love Island
Shooting in the Olympics
Ann Widdecombe
Tanika Takaram
Jim Davidson once being called a comedian
Sean Bean as a sex symbol. Just no! Squinty eyes.
Doillies
Christmas cake
QPR fans who seem to hate QPR
Jeffrey Archer being considered an author
Jonathan Aitken having the nerve to do that sword of truth speech, lol
Sausage rolls
Formula 1, especially the Monaco GP procession.


Hey, I used to like Tanita Tikaram's first album!

I make you right about the shooting thing - I don't get that sport where they ski (on flat ground mainly) then have to shoot targets. Why combine those two sports? - I mean you could just combine anything - like cycling and then getting off your bike and have to putt a golf ball, or throw darts. Madness.

"Thank you for supporting Queens Park Rangers Steep Staircase"... and I thought I'd signed up for a rollercoaster.
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Things that don’t make sense on 13:08 - Feb 14 with 772 viewshubble

As it once said in that renowned source of all things philosophical, the Sun:

"Life is strange. Compared to what?"

After seeing it, my friend was so blown away by the profundity of this epithet that he wrote a song about it called Beautiful Destruction, which ended up on the Thunderdogs album: Thundermental. Not a lot of people know that...

For anyone that's interested, here's the song, with him singing it!

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Things that don’t make sense on 13:38 - Feb 14 with 732 viewsOrthodox_Hoop

The continued popularity of James Corden.
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Things that don’t make sense on 13:56 - Feb 14 with 691 viewsW7Ranger

Leaf blowers

Dianne Abbott's sums
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Things that don’t make sense on 14:11 - Feb 14 with 667 viewsnix

Things that don’t make sense on 13:00 - Feb 14 by Mytch_QPR

Hey, I used to like Tanita Tikaram's first album!

I make you right about the shooting thing - I don't get that sport where they ski (on flat ground mainly) then have to shoot targets. Why combine those two sports? - I mean you could just combine anything - like cycling and then getting off your bike and have to putt a golf ball, or throw darts. Madness.


Would you listen to it now though?

Oh yes that shooting and skiing thing. Bonkers. Like having country dancing in the Olympics.
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Things that don’t make sense on 14:14 - Feb 14 with 661 viewsqprxtc

I used to fancy Tanita Tikaram.

She’s gay now.
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Things that don’t make sense on 14:15 - Feb 14 with 654 viewsdanehoop

Things that don’t make sense on 14:14 - Feb 14 by qprxtc

I used to fancy Tanita Tikaram.

She’s gay now.


Cause and Effect?

Never knowingly understood

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Things that don’t make sense on 14:27 - Feb 14 with 629 viewsSimonJames


100% of people who drink water will die.

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Things that don’t make sense on 16:18 - Feb 14 with 563 viewsDorse

Things that don’t make sense on 12:52 - Feb 14 by WokingR

There is !
Want me to send it to you ?


'... Charley says there is more than one kind of cucumber sandwich. One is significantly more uncomfortable than the other'.
'Meee-ow-meyarse'

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