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Haaland 21:37 - Feb 18 with 4372 viewsMrSheen

Trying to break the goal? Almost as powerful as Andy Gray.
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Haaland on 21:39 - Feb 18 with 3758 viewsaston_hoop

scored 39 goals in 29 games for his clubs this season? guy is a machine. still a teenager. Born in Leeds too, if only!

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Haaland on 22:49 - Feb 18 with 3579 viewsBoston

Well Sheen old chap, what d'ya expect when yer middle names 'brute'?

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Haaland on 23:06 - Feb 18 with 3567 viewsLythamR

We should definitely sign him in June to replace Hugill . providing we have enough FFP headroom obvs!
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Haaland on 23:44 - Feb 18 with 3512 viewsbosh67

This kid is the complete footballer. Has a laser in his left boot. Will break every scoring and assist record in the book.

Never knowingly right.
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Haaland on 01:30 - Feb 19 with 3463 viewsJigsore

James Horncastle noted that, once Giovanni Reyna (son of Claudio) replaced Thorgan Hazard, Dortmund's front 3 were born in Sunderland, Leeds and London

“The thing about football - the important thing about football - is that it is not just about football.”

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Haaland on 07:42 - Feb 19 with 3343 viewsdistortR

Haaland on 23:06 - Feb 18 by LythamR

We should definitely sign him in June to replace Hugill . providing we have enough FFP headroom obvs!


ah,but what would he be like on a cold, wet and windy etc etc
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Haaland on 07:55 - Feb 19 with 3321 viewstraininvain

Reminds me of Wayne Rooney in 2004. A kid in a mans body playing without fear.
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Haaland on 09:43 - Feb 19 with 3205 viewsrobith

Stolen from twitter - but his second goal made the exact same noise as when Undertaker chokeslammed Mankind through the hell in a cell
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Haaland on 09:49 - Feb 19 with 3190 viewsMrSheen

I imagine Infantino is working on a 64 team World Cup to prevent this, but he might end up like George Best or George Weah, an all-time great who gets to watch the big tournaments on telly. Looking on the bright side, it will help extend his club career.
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Haaland on 09:57 - Feb 19 with 3177 viewsrsonist

Haaland on 09:49 - Feb 19 by MrSheen

I imagine Infantino is working on a 64 team World Cup to prevent this, but he might end up like George Best or George Weah, an all-time great who gets to watch the big tournaments on telly. Looking on the bright side, it will help extend his club career.


Too young for these Euros but Odegaard, Berge and Ajer are a potentially outstanding spine behind him.
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Haaland on 10:07 - Feb 19 with 3159 viewsrsonist

Raiola deserves a knighthood for services to fcking over United. Hero.
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Haaland on 13:27 - Feb 19 with 2952 viewsR_from_afar

Haaland on 10:07 - Feb 19 by rsonist

Raiola deserves a knighthood for services to fcking over United. Hero.


If I were the manager of a professional football club, or a director of one, I would introduce a policy of not dealing with him or the players he represents.

You spend (if you are mad like United) £94.5m on a player and are then told by his agent that he is not your player. For goodness sake

"Things had started becoming increasingly desperate at Loftus Road but QPR have been handed a massive lifeline and the place has absolutely erupted. it's carnage. It's bedlam. It's 1-1."

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Haaland on 13:51 - Feb 19 with 2886 viewsMatch82

Haaland on 10:07 - Feb 19 by rsonist

Raiola deserves a knighthood for services to fcking over United. Hero.


I wondered whether his dad had something to do with that. A very belated fck you to Roy Keane
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Haaland on 14:24 - Feb 19 with 2841 viewsfrancisbowles

Am I the only one who has never seen this guy and don't know who he plays for?
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Haaland on 14:43 - Feb 19 with 2822 viewsDavieQPR

Haaland on 14:24 - Feb 19 by francisbowles

Am I the only one who has never seen this guy and don't know who he plays for?


Possibly.
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Haaland on 14:49 - Feb 19 with 2811 viewskensalriser

Haaland on 14:24 - Feb 19 by francisbowles

Am I the only one who has never seen this guy and don't know who he plays for?


Me too.

After QPR my interest in football dips sharply, a bit like my interest in what I'm having for lunch over what my neighbour three doors up is having for lunch.

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Haaland on 15:29 - Feb 19 with 2759 viewsMrSheen

Haaland on 14:49 - Feb 19 by kensalriser

Me too.

After QPR my interest in football dips sharply, a bit like my interest in what I'm having for lunch over what my neighbour three doors up is having for lunch.


Have a look at his second goal for Dortmund last night.
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Haaland on 16:28 - Feb 19 with 2688 viewsLongsufferingR

Haaland on 15:29 - Feb 19 by MrSheen

Have a look at his second goal for Dortmund last night.


Hmm, not bad. Strong netting they have in Germany.
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Haaland on 18:15 - Feb 19 with 2591 viewsbosh67

Haaland on 14:49 - Feb 19 by kensalriser

Me too.

After QPR my interest in football dips sharply, a bit like my interest in what I'm having for lunch over what my neighbour three doors up is having for lunch.


They had omelettes with cheese and baked beans. Just saying, like!

Never knowingly right.
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Haaland on 18:33 - Feb 19 with 2566 viewsloftboy


favourite cheese mature Cheddar. FFS there is no such thing as the EPL
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Haaland on 22:26 - Feb 19 with 2458 viewsngbqpr

I was lucky enough to be at the game last night.

The lad is an absolute beast, and technically pretty good too. It won't be a case of familiarity allowing oppo to work out how to play him, he's too strong for that - believe the hype.

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Haaland on 23:44 - Feb 19 with 2422 viewsNorthLondonR

Haaland on 22:26 - Feb 19 by ngbqpr

I was lucky enough to be at the game last night.

The lad is an absolute beast, and technically pretty good too. It won't be a case of familiarity allowing oppo to work out how to play him, he's too strong for that - believe the hype.


Poor man's David White. At best an average Paul Warhurst... lazy f@cker doesn't even track back.
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Haaland on 08:39 - Feb 20 with 2342 viewspaesanu

Since his move to Dortmund I think his average is 1 goal every 40-odd minutes, and he's already broken Ronaldo's & Messi's records for youngest player to score x number of Champions League goals in a season.

He's big, fast, technical. And he told Man U to f off.
Can't go wrong!

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Haaland on 11:23 - Feb 20 with 2253 viewsMick_S

Haaland on 18:15 - Feb 19 by bosh67

They had omelettes with cheese and baked beans. Just saying, like!


Cheese on an omelette?


Did I ever mention that I was in Minder?

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Haaland on 18:10 - Feb 21 with 2127 viewsDylanP

I think we should sign him as backup to Hugill. He'd be a good addition to the squad: young, hungry and pressing Jordan for playing time. Makes sense to me.

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