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The Frankenstein QPR Footballer 17:14 - Sep 24 with 3963 viewsAntti_Heinola

Following from a thread below, let's build the Frankenstein's monster of a QPR footballer. He should have the finishing of... the handling of... the tackling of... etc. Can't answer the same name twice.

Just done this quickly, but...

The handling of: Phil Parkes
The tackling of: Paul Parker
The defensive heading of: Alan McDonald
The reading of the game of: Ray Wilkins
The passing of: Gerry Francis
The dribbling of: Stan Bowles
The dead ball ability of: Akos Buzsaky
The skill of: Adel Taraabt
The crossing of: Dave Thomas
The leadership of: Clint Hill
The passion of: Gareth Ainsworth
The strength of: Danny Shittu
The pace of: Tony Witter
The vision of: Ale Faurlin
The hold up play of: Kevin Gallen
The finishing of: John Spencer
The attacking heading of: Les Ferdinand

The perfect footballer. Might look a bit weird though.

Bare bones.

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The Frankenstein QPR Footballer on 17:47 - Sep 24 with 1844 viewsJogo

For pace you've got to have Wayne Fereday
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The Frankenstein QPR Footballer on 18:29 - Sep 24 with 1802 viewsBoston

Look like a caterpillar, a tall one mind you.

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The Frankenstein QPR Footballer on 18:31 - Sep 24 with 1802 viewsDorse

The steely-eyed determination of Armand Traore

Edit: The raw sexual magnetism of Iain Dowie
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'What do we want? We don't know! When do we want it? Now!'

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The Frankenstein QPR Footballer on 18:40 - Sep 24 with 1782 viewsBrianMcCarthy

The cool, calm reserve of Gavin Maguire.

"The opposite of love, after all, is not hate, but indifference."
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The Frankenstein QPR Footballer on 19:13 - Sep 24 with 1741 viewsCiderwithRsie

A bit surprised that John Spencer has got in ahead of Clive Allen (or Gary Bannister come to that) for finishing.
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The Frankenstein QPR Footballer on 19:15 - Sep 24 with 1739 viewsCiderwithRsie

The ability to put the ball into an empty net from the halfway line of: Michael Robinson RIP.

It's a niche skill, I admit, but I still get a warm glow from it so I'd hate it to be missed out.
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The Frankenstein QPR Footballer on 19:17 - Sep 24 with 1736 viewssimmo

The agent of: Sandro

ask Beavis I get nothing Butthead

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The Frankenstein QPR Footballer on 19:19 - Sep 24 with 1733 viewsBrianMcCarthy

The Frankenstein QPR Footballer on 19:13 - Sep 24 by CiderwithRsie

A bit surprised that John Spencer has got in ahead of Clive Allen (or Gary Bannister come to that) for finishing.


Yep.
Clive Allen the best finisher I've seen for us.

"The opposite of love, after all, is not hate, but indifference."
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The Frankenstein QPR Footballer on 19:21 - Sep 24 with 1727 viewsBrianMcCarthy

Macca fortunate to get in as the best defensive header as well, but I'd certainly not begrudge him.

Macca was good but Parker was better for instance, but Dunne was the best I can remember in his short time with us. He constantly left his man and read balls into the box with a freaky ability.

"The opposite of love, after all, is not hate, but indifference."
Poll: Player of the Year (so far)

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The Frankenstein QPR Footballer on 20:40 - Sep 24 with 1646 viewsqueensparker

The soul of: Ebere Eze.

For all his skills and ability his whole attitude is fairly unique in the modern game.
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The Frankenstein QPR Footballer on 20:55 - Sep 24 with 1627 viewsdaveB

John Spencer went off the boil quite quickly but i loved him those first few months, would personally go with Clive Allen for the finisher, he was the best I've seen
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The Frankenstein QPR Footballer on 21:07 - Sep 24 with 1618 viewsflynnbo

The timed tackling of Mark Dennis and the volleying ability of Mark Falco.

Added to the coolness in penalty taking of Clive Wilson.
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The Frankenstein QPR Footballer on 21:20 - Sep 24 with 1593 viewsessextaxiboy

Th punching ability of Shabazz Baidoo.....
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The Frankenstein QPR Footballer on 21:20 - Sep 24 with 1593 viewsloftus77

The Frankenstein QPR Footballer on 18:31 - Sep 24 by Dorse

The steely-eyed determination of Armand Traore

Edit: The raw sexual magnetism of Iain Dowie
[Post edited 24 Sep 2020 18:35]


When I saw the title of this thread I wondered immediately how long it would be before Iain Dowie got a mention....
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The Frankenstein QPR Footballer on 21:22 - Sep 24 with 1587 viewsMickS

The perma suntan of Don Masson. How did he manage that back then?
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The Frankenstein QPR Footballer on 21:36 - Sep 24 with 1560 viewsPlanetHonneywood

The chutzpah of Simon Stainrod

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The Frankenstein QPR Footballer on 21:38 - Sep 24 with 1559 viewsCliveWilsonSaid

The tricks of Trevor Sinclair

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The Frankenstein QPR Footballer on 22:02 - Sep 24 with 1514 viewscharmr

The under nose facial hair of Wayne Fereday (Wayne’s tache) 😉

The bulbous physique of Robbie James

The dazzling footwork of Brian Skilliams Williams
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The Frankenstein QPR Footballer on 22:03 - Sep 24 with 1509 viewsMyke

Bring on Smithies for Parkes whenever we concede a penalty.
Roeder for his defensive composure
Dunne - the big ugly defender we are currently missing and the perfect foil for Roeder
Gillard for his dependability
Walker for his speed
Waddock for tenacity
Wilkins for his brain
Francis for his athleticism
Thomas for wing-wizardy
Bowles - the magician
Goddard - you can't be the all time top-scorer and not lead the line
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The Frankenstein QPR Footballer on 22:06 - Sep 24 with 1507 viewscharmr

The Liverpool 10 seconds ahead of The game then every one else gone after 2 games and brought down to our level Sammy Lee
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The Frankenstein QPR Footballer on 22:10 - Sep 24 with 1495 viewscharmr

The shirt tucked out of Sir S Bowles

The man management of Alan Mullery
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The Frankenstein QPR Footballer on 23:01 - Sep 24 with 1458 viewsflynnbo

The fiscal responsibility of Arthur Gnohere.
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The Frankenstein QPR Footballer on 23:12 - Sep 24 with 1441 viewsqprd

The jacket of ilias chair
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The Frankenstein QPR Footballer on 23:16 - Sep 24 with 1437 viewsdistortR

The Frankenstein QPR Footballer on 20:40 - Sep 24 by queensparker

The soul of: Ebere Eze.

For all his skills and ability his whole attitude is fairly unique in the modern game.


he still farked off, though.

sniff.
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The Frankenstein QPR Footballer on 23:16 - Sep 24 with 1440 viewsLoftgirl

The Frankenstein QPR Footballer on 22:10 - Sep 24 by charmr

The shirt tucked out of Sir S Bowles

The man management of Alan Mullery
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The team selection skills of Ian Holloway.
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