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I’ve tried repeatedly to get the Larne v Linfield game on - no joy. I used the voice command to tell Virgin tv to f ucck off because it is rubbish and it shut the screen down which cheered me up no end.
I freely admit I’m rubbish at this stuff, but to swear at your tv and make it shut down in a fit of pique is a great thing.
I once swore at Siri for not being able to find the correct telephone number I needed while I was driving and 'she' shut down the entire screen for 10 minutes. Amusing, although less so if the call had been urgent.