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crown jewles 17:43 - Dec 6 with 5362 viewsdigswellhoop

all involved hang them it's treason
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crown jewles on 18:37 - Dec 6 with 3876 viewsPaddyhoops

Still must’nt crumble !
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crown jewles on 18:41 - Dec 6 with 3825 viewsted_hendrix

Hang the effing RF will be fine by me.

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crown jewles on 18:45 - Dec 6 with 3799 viewsKonk

I think it would be a bit of an over reaction to reintroduce the death penalty to deal with protesters wiping pudding on a glass box.

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crown jewles on 18:51 - Dec 6 with 3729 viewskensalriser

Not treasonous, the most British thing imaginable - protesting with apple crumble.

You've got a bit of a hard on for killing people, digs. Are you a terrorist?

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crown jewles on 18:56 - Dec 6 with 3708 viewsLanhoop

Agreed. Wasting apple crumble and custard is a serious crime. Wasting it on some baubles that entitled family think they deserve is even worse.
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crown jewles on 19:06 - Dec 6 with 3628 viewsTwoHalves

Apple crumble and custard on your Crown Jewels? Tried that once. Came to a sticky end.
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crown jewles on 19:22 - Dec 6 with 3523 viewsMrSheen

Bring back custard-pie stocks.
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crown jewles on 19:25 - Dec 6 with 3502 viewsTwoHalves

crown jewles on 19:22 - Dec 6 by MrSheen

Bring back custard-pie stocks.


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crown jewles on 19:34 - Dec 6 with 3455 viewsfrancisbowles

This is great, so funny. It's the topping on a very good day.
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crown jewles on 20:05 - Dec 6 with 3321 viewsPaddyhoops

They’re probably being taken into custardy by now.
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crown jewles on 20:17 - Dec 6 with 3268 viewsjohann28

That would be just desserts
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crown jewles on 20:18 - Dec 6 with 3260 viewsTwoHalves

crown jewles on 20:05 - Dec 6 by Paddyhoops

They’re probably being taken into custardy by now.


Yes, they made a right old Eton mess of it.
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crown jewles on 20:23 - Dec 6 with 3223 viewsTwoHalves

crown jewles on 20:17 - Dec 6 by johann28

That would be just desserts


Well they were probably looking for a bit of afters.
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crown jewles on 20:26 - Dec 6 with 3204 viewscolinallcars

crown jewles on 20:05 - Dec 6 by Paddyhoops

They’re probably being taken into custardy by now.


Bet the desk sergeant won't see the yolk when they get to the police station.
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crown jewles on 20:36 - Dec 6 with 3154 viewsTwoHalves

crown jewles on 20:26 - Dec 6 by colinallcars

Bet the desk sergeant won't see the yolk when they get to the police station.


Wasn’t Digswell looking for the Corny Yolks thread earlier?
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crown jewles on 22:03 - Dec 6 with 2960 viewsBoston

Get where you're coming from Diggsy, what's more traditional than an execution at the Tower,

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crown jewles on 22:09 - Dec 6 with 2898 viewsstainrods_elbow

I must admit, I S CREAMed with joy at their daring.

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crown jewles on 23:45 - Dec 6 with 2754 viewsconnell10

Let them eat cake.

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crown jewles on 00:10 - Dec 7 with 2683 viewsBenny_the_Ball

crown jewles on 19:06 - Dec 6 by TwoHalves

Apple crumble and custard on your Crown Jewels? Tried that once. Came to a sticky end.


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crown jewles on 00:22 - Dec 7 with 2658 viewsMatch82

crown jewles on 00:10 - Dec 7 by Benny_the_Ball



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crown jewles on 01:48 - Dec 7 with 2557 viewsnumptydumpty

I can cope with the fact they were wasting apple crumble and custard, but thank God it wasn't rhubarb crumble !!!

That would be a crime worthy of death row !!!

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crown jewles on 04:28 - Dec 7 with 2475 viewsTwoHalves

crown jewles on 00:22 - Dec 7 by Match82

Narrators voice: it was indeed, exactly what it looked like


Enough of these cheap innuendos. I think it’s time we moved on to Spotted Dick.
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crown jewles on 04:58 - Dec 7 with 2447 viewsTwoHalves

In many respects it’s a pity that the Tower of London isn’t situated in the middle of land covered with dense forest and tangled vegetation. Yesterday’s events could then have been referred to as … ‘The Crumble In The Jungle’.

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crown jewles on 06:47 - Dec 7 with 2336 viewsPlanetHonneywood

crown jewles on 20:36 - Dec 6 by TwoHalves

Wasn’t Digswell looking for the Corny Yolks thread earlier?


He actually inquired about the 'Corner Jokes' thread. I'm going to suggest if he were asking now, his thread would be titled, the 'Muller Corner Jokes.'

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(No subject) (n/t) on 07:01 - Dec 7 with 2313 viewsPlanetHonneywood

crown jewles on 20:36 - Dec 6 by TwoHalves

Wasn’t Digswell looking for the Corny Yolks thread earlier?



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