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Nooooo, just Nooooo, the return of Shotknees (relax, not Rangers) 10:07 - Jan 9 with 2268 viewsRangersDave

This just came to my inbox!!!!
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Tuesday 7 May 2019 7.30pm
Liverpool Philharmonic Hall
An Evening with
Harry Redknapp

I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here winner and famous football manager will be telling stories from his football days and his time in the jungle, plus an audience Q&A.

Expect a hilarious evening from a great raconteur with a wealth of hilarious stories and genuinely one of the funniest celebrity/football storytellers in the country.

Tickets: £30, £36, £80 (VIP)
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Nooooo, just Nooooo, the return of Shotknees (relax, Rangers) on 10:20 - Jan 9 with 2191 viewsfrancisbowles

Time for supporters as well as boards and at the time employees of Portsmouth, Southampton, Birmingham, ourselves etc. to get together and organise a protest on the venue with the aim of exposing the truth to counteract the increased media image and revenue earning that has been generated by it.
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Nooooo, just Nooooo, the return of Shotknees (relax, Rangers) on 10:21 - Jan 9 with 2182 viewsdaveB

Nooooo, just Nooooo, the return of Shotknees (relax, Rangers) on 10:20 - Jan 9 by francisbowles

Time for supporters as well as boards and at the time employees of Portsmouth, Southampton, Birmingham, ourselves etc. to get together and organise a protest on the venue with the aim of exposing the truth to counteract the increased media image and revenue earning that has been generated by it.


What is the truth you want to expose? Football manager spent a lot of money at clubs due to idiot owners not knowing what they were doing. It's not exactly watergate
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Nooooo, just Nooooo, the return of Shotknees (relax, Rangers) on 10:33 - Jan 9 with 2143 viewsWokingR

Nooooo, just Nooooo, the return of Shotknees (relax, Rangers) on 10:21 - Jan 9 by daveB

What is the truth you want to expose? Football manager spent a lot of money at clubs due to idiot owners not knowing what they were doing. It's not exactly watergate


Stop it Dave
This is neither the time nor the place for a reasonable approach.
We should sell out the place and then heckle and jeer him until he has a breakdown.
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Nooooo, just Nooooo, the return of Shotknees (relax, not Rangers) on 11:00 - Jan 9 with 2064 viewsRangersDave

But that's not really the whole truth is it?

There's so much about this charlatan that we know about, that he constantly lies about.

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Nooooo, just Nooooo, the return of Shotknees (relax, not Rangers) on 11:39 - Jan 9 with 2007 viewsTacticalR

A few years ago a colleague attended an IT event at which Redknapp was scheduled to appear as the keynote speaker (to be interviewed by Garry Richardson). Redknapp didn't turn up.

Air hostess clique

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Nooooo, just Nooooo, the return of Shotknees (relax, not Rangers) on 12:58 - Jan 9 with 1934 viewsR_from_afar

Nooooo, just Nooooo, the return of Shotknees (relax, not Rangers) on 11:00 - Jan 9 by RangersDave

But that's not really the whole truth is it?

There's so much about this charlatan that we know about, that he constantly lies about.


Spot on. The money he squandered - we desperately need a striker so let's get someone who has never scored a goal at professional level (Will Keane) - is an issue for me, but I think his constant lying and twisting of reality to put the blame on other people, while making himself look good (and distancing himself from the team and club - which other managers refer to their players as "they"?) are the things which really got my goat.

Exhibit A:
https://www.fansnetwork.co.uk/members/queensparkrangers/forum/135852/1729836/the

That thread is like the world's biggest Burger King: Rammed full of whoppas.

Grrr.

RFA

"Things had started becoming increasingly desperate at Loftus Road but QPR have been handed a massive lifeline and the place has absolutely erupted. it's carnage. It's bedlam. It's 1-1."

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Nooooo, just Nooooo, the return of Shotknees (relax, Rangers) on 13:52 - Jan 9 with 1871 viewsEsox_Lucius

Nooooo, just Nooooo, the return of Shotknees (relax, Rangers) on 10:21 - Jan 9 by daveB

What is the truth you want to expose? Football manager spent a lot of money at clubs due to idiot owners not knowing what they were doing. It's not exactly watergate


You want to know what Redknapp is really like, and quite a few other household names in football? The read Broken Dreams by Tom Bower. The melt faced tosser should be in prison, or a life ban from football as a minimum.
https://www.theguardian.com/books/2003/mar/02/sportandleisure.sport

The grass is always greener.

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Nooooo, just Nooooo, the return of Shotknees (relax, not Rangers) on 14:48 - Jan 9 with 1800 viewstoboboly

Nooooo, just Nooooo, the return of Shotknees (relax, not Rangers) on 11:39 - Jan 9 by TacticalR

A few years ago a colleague attended an IT event at which Redknapp was scheduled to appear as the keynote speaker (to be interviewed by Garry Richardson). Redknapp didn't turn up.


To be fair Rosie had mixed up the diaries that day, not his fault, he was busy running over close relatives.

Sexy Asian dwarves wanted.

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Nooooo, just Nooooo, the return of Shotknees (relax, not Rangers) on 15:24 - Jan 9 with 1771 viewsR_from_afar

Oh, and while we are on the subject of Redkrapp, a little story which emerged over Christmas: The friend of a very good friend used to babysit for Jamie Redknapp (no tittering, we know he's a lech). The very good friend - who does not have the slightest interest in football - told me that there was one time when her friend was babysitting Jamie's sprogs at 'Arry's Sandbanks abode. While she was there, someone turned up with a brown envelope for our Tottenham obsessed ex-manager...

Old news, I suppose.

RFA

"Things had started becoming increasingly desperate at Loftus Road but QPR have been handed a massive lifeline and the place has absolutely erupted. it's carnage. It's bedlam. It's 1-1."

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Nooooo, just Nooooo, the return of Shotknees (relax, not Rangers) on 16:56 - Jan 9 with 1671 viewsCiderwithRsie

Nooooo, just Nooooo, the return of Shotknees (relax, not Rangers) on 11:00 - Jan 9 by RangersDave

But that's not really the whole truth is it?

There's so much about this charlatan that we know about, that he constantly lies about.


Harry Redknapp...."the whole truth"

I'm struggling with that combination TBH
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Nooooo, just Nooooo, the return of Shotknees (relax, not Rangers) on 16:58 - Jan 9 with 1667 viewsNorthernr

£80 to listen to that cnt lie to you for a night.
This country mate.
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Nooooo, just Nooooo, the return of Shotknees (relax, not Rangers) on 17:02 - Jan 9 with 1655 viewsdaveB

Nooooo, just Nooooo, the return of Shotknees (relax, not Rangers) on 15:24 - Jan 9 by R_from_afar

Oh, and while we are on the subject of Redkrapp, a little story which emerged over Christmas: The friend of a very good friend used to babysit for Jamie Redknapp (no tittering, we know he's a lech). The very good friend - who does not have the slightest interest in football - told me that there was one time when her friend was babysitting Jamie's sprogs at 'Arry's Sandbanks abode. While she was there, someone turned up with a brown envelope for our Tottenham obsessed ex-manager...

Old news, I suppose.

RFA


A friend of mine is related to a player from the 80's and tells a story of one of our other former managers signing a player and meeting him at a service station and saying if he wants the signing on fee to leave him something in the boot of his car. Managers from that era were all at it.
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Nooooo, just Nooooo, the return of Shotknees (relax, not Rangers) on 21:33 - Jan 11 with 1328 viewsShotKneesHoop

I thought that someone was having a go at me when I saw the title of this post.

I am the proper real Shot Knees, with genuine bone on bone joints by playing too much sport on hard grounds whilst dehydrated; that is a proper specialist opinion; whereas Redknob has done nothing to earn such a prestigious monicker; especially when he already has other more deserving ones such as Pinocchio, RedKnobb, Knobnabb, Candleface, Rosie'sdad, Toptop,triffick wheeler-dealer, lying toerag barrow boy,

Stoke is made for him. They deserve each other.

Why does it feel like R'SWiPe is still on the books? Yer Couldn't Make It Up.Well Done Me!

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Nooooo, just Nooooo, the return of Shotknees (relax, not Rangers) on 01:05 - Jan 12 with 1262 viewsBoston

Nooooo, just Nooooo, the return of Shotknees (relax, not Rangers) on 17:02 - Jan 9 by daveB

A friend of mine is related to a player from the 80's and tells a story of one of our other former managers signing a player and meeting him at a service station and saying if he wants the signing on fee to leave him something in the boot of his car. Managers from that era were all at it.



Poll: Thank God The Seaons Over.

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Nooooo, just Nooooo, the return of Shotknees (relax, not Rangers) on 10:11 - Jan 12 with 1150 viewsfrancisbowles

Nooooo, just Nooooo, the return of Shotknees (relax, not Rangers) on 01:05 - Jan 12 by Boston



Cloughie on the sauce but still very amusing.
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Nooooo, just Nooooo, the return of Shotknees (relax, not Rangers) on 10:41 - Jan 12 with 1126 viewsShotKneesHoop

Nooooo, just Nooooo, the return of Shotknees (relax, not Rangers) on 16:56 - Jan 9 by CiderwithRsie

Harry Redknapp...."the whole truth"

I'm struggling with that combination TBH


Surely a spelling issue .. the hole truth is more appropriate.


Why does it feel like R'SWiPe is still on the books? Yer Couldn't Make It Up.Well Done Me!

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Nooooo, just Nooooo, the return of Shotknees (relax, not Rangers) on 10:50 - Jan 12 with 1120 viewsDorse

Nooooo, just Nooooo, the return of Shotknees (relax, not Rangers) on 16:58 - Jan 9 by Northernr

£80 to listen to that cnt lie to you for a night.
This country mate.


Reminds me of this one from my youth:


'What do we want? We don't know! When do we want it? Now!'

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