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Paul Smyth - Social Media Abuse
at 23:05 3 Jan 2026

That truly is Fray Bentos poignancy 👏🏼

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Paul Smyth - Social Media Abuse
at 22:14 3 Jan 2026

No one’s learnt anything … shocking abuse on this thread of people with small premises who happen to eat Pot Noodles and Fray Bentos pies

* auto correct changed penises to premises - there’s a poignancy here

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Our Pitch
at 22:09 3 Jan 2026

Alan ‘Fcuking’ Taylor! He must have got banged up for something in the interim

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Frey on the move?
at 17:28 3 Jan 2026

Official announcement on the Hallmark Greeting Cards website. Season long loan. I think he could do a decent job there.

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Premier league, best league in the world
at 15:45 3 Jan 2026

40 mins: Wolves 3-0 Wet Spam
🤣🤣🤣

Hammers fans leaving in their flat-capped droves

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Premier league, best league in the world
at 14:54 3 Jan 2026

Be interesting to see the Prem dregs in action - Wolves v Wet Spam. Both teams we could be competing against next season. Might even be a few players we’re competing against next week.

Update: 4 mins - WW 1 WHU 0 🤣
Update: 30 mins - WW 2 WHU 0 🤣🤣

[Post edited 3 Jan 15:34]

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Premier league, best league in the world
at 14:42 3 Jan 2026

Agree with Terry there. I stayed in the pub (self-medicating after the Canaries debacle) and watched the Sunderland Man City game and it was absorbing. Great to see a recently unfancied Championship team holding their own in the Premier League - imagine that.

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Angelo Balanta
at 17:17 31 Dec 2025

Happy New Year

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Angelo Balanta
at 02:58 31 Dec 2025

Have you ever considered reining it in? You are a blight on this message board.

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West Ham tickets
at 14:41 29 Dec 2025

That makes sense. Dissolution of the monasteries and the terraced standing areas.

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January transfer rumours
at 14:29 29 Dec 2025

For me Dorse, Michi’s best performance was in the last 15 minutes of the Seventh Voyage of Sinbad. Played to his strengths - perfect use of impact cyclops (give or take an eye)

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West Ham tickets
at 14:12 29 Dec 2025

I used to go to West Ham a lot when I was a kid having relatives in the area. In fact Upton Park was the first league ground I visited. I never once heard it called the Boleyn Ground. When did that start?

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Cockney's record collection
at 03:57 29 Dec 2025

Size of that ‘orn! She must be a proper sort.

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Afcon
at 14:52 28 Dec 2025

Another great AFCON group game finished. Mozambique 3 Gabon 2. Very impressed with the Mozambique keeper Ernan Siluane, 27 years old and 27 international caps. 6ft 1. Confident control of his area. Good at collecting crosses. Great anticipation. Good shot-stopper. Decent distribution. Ticking all the goalkeepery boxes. So far played all his club football in Maputo. Conceded two today but Mozambique under the cosh for most of the second half as they defended their lead. Previous game kept a rampant Côte d'Ivoire down to just one goal. If any one at QPR is reading this, this scouting report is free. Next one includes a fee, add-ons and a percentage of any signing-on fee.

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You can’t always get what you want
at 23:31 27 Dec 2025

If you managed 16 pages of that you are now ready for the next challenge. 145 (!) pages of the relegation thread on football’s most unfortunate web address …

www.kumb.com

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West Ham tickets
at 23:16 27 Dec 2025

West Ham, in the jaws of a relegation battle and with that massive six-pointer versus Forest the Tuesday before the Cup game, will almost certainly play a second string XI against us.

I’ve looked at the names on the West Ham bench recently and have come up with this:

Hermansen (25)

Mayers (18)
Golambeckis (18)
Mavropanos (28)
Julio (27)

Kante (20)
Earthy (21)
Rodriguez (31)
Irving (25)

Fullkrug (32)
Marshall (21)

There’s only one name I know there, the old German forward and he’s currently not fit. The gulf between Premiership and Championship widens every season but still I’ve no idea if these West Ham squad players are any good. Btw: I am not at all suggesting we play a weakened side. We should go for it - hell for leather - an away win in the Cup in a London derby against old foes will be a day to remember and a massive confidence boost for everyone.

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January transfer rumours
at 22:29 27 Dec 2025

Did we sign the Jimmy Dunne mini-me?

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Dev Squad happy tonight?
at 22:28 22 Dec 2025

Great news. Thought we’d fluffed it with the home defeat to Burnley. Bring it on. Tylon Smith hopefully back from AFCON for the knockout round too.

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Afcon
at 22:24 22 Dec 2025

Zim so unlucky there with their Maldon & Tiptree hotshot. So nearly pulled it off but two moments of class from Egypt’s two Premier League players was the difference. I’ve seen four of the five matches played so far and the football’s been fantastic and highly competitive especially for the first round of group games. If you missed it checkout Morocco’s second goal versus the coelacanths of Comoros last night … stunning!

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The Springbok
at 08:25 22 Dec 2025

Engelbert … you’re dinck took one helluva humpering!

[Post edited 22 Dec 2025 8:28]

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