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Comment | Where hope went to die – Preview
at 10:02:19
4-0 seems the type of score at which a decent opposition will take their foot off and put the cue on the rack to avoid embarrassing their fellow professionals. Leeds aren't decent.
I was up there for the 6-1 20 years ago and that QPR team was two divisions better than this one. We were dancing the conga in the away end because, well, because. Today could be downright ugly. |
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Comment | Great comedy duos of our time – Preview
at 10:43:17
The only thing that could ever make this fixture any more farcical would be Chuckles Woolmer, cutting around the pitch in a little red and yellow car, stopping occasionally to squirt someone with his colourful lapel flower or honk loudly on an oversized horn. |
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Comment | End of Term Report 22/23 — Midfield
at 16:50:30
I never noticed this until now but in fairness to Taylor Richards, he does turn to half-face the ball while tying his laces. |
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Comment | QPR cling to positives and single point as situation darkens — Report
at 20:42:51
You're clearly a rank amateur at this apologising business.
Post two pages of condescending drivel on Twà tter "clarifying" what people thought they saw and invite some supporters to the training ground for "clear the air" talks.
Conscience assuaged, you can limp out halfway through the next match report with a "strain" |
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Comment | Standards and practices - Preview
at 00:41:10
"If you caught a bloke fùcking your wife are you going to stand there and hand him a towel when he’s done?"
I think we're past that stage and have reached "cupping his balls while whispering gentle encouragement". |
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Comment | QPR make their Carrow Road point — Report
at 21:07:00
Cantwell tracked back twice and that made him the compete box-to-box midfielder for the Sky commentary team.
On the other hand, if Tim Ireogbunam continues to develop over the next three years as he has in the last three months, that's an England box-to-box midfielder. Like Pogba without the hurty-fanny-stropitude. |
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Comment | Promised land - Preview
at 19:31:02
Our terribly-run club ran a pork sword through Chelsea a couple of times which compensates for an awful lot of the other shìt you've mentioned. |
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Comment | QPR falter, letting Luton in for rare win — Report
at 17:16:12
"You’re not too good, or big, for us, or for this league, Goldilocks, otherwise you wouldn’t be stuck here playing for us in it."
Quite, reminds me of Wilfried Zaha when he starts honking. |
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