Diarree of Pembrokeshire's Blue - Part III
Saturday, 29th Mar 2008 14:15

Barry Island brings us the latest installment of Diarree of Pembrokeshire's Blue

Every now and again there are posts that appear on the forum that can't fail but to make us laugh. Because of the nature of the forum with so many posts per day these can soon get lost in the archives of the web site and so we look to preserve them more prominently at the front end of things. And that is why, Planet Swans and Barry_Island proudly present for you, Diarree of Pembrokeshire's Blue

2.39 on the bus. It is the cross one which gows direct nonstop to Caridiff, only stopping in carmafen, swansea, neef, and porttablet.

Why did Dad drop me off so urly at the bus stop. I'm soaked throuw to my Robbie Flower shirt. Dad told mee it was so I could maik the mosst of the day. Somone sold it too me outside the ground last time. £75 is cheap for a shirt.

Mum and dad are going to Ikeeea today. I think it is in Ireland. I asked if they would drop me off on the way. They said they wouldn't be going the way I was going. Hope they bring me something back from Ireland. Do you like ferries? I don't beacuse won of Swansees players is called thatt.

Dad was right. When I got on the bus I shouted "Mark" and no-one said anything. I had a seat to myself. Dad had said this bus was full of No-marks like me. the bus is full aparrt from one seat. It is nest too me.

Do you prefer coffee or tea? I like Ribena in a cup with a spout. Mine has Superted on it.

The bus drivers name is Butt. I found out earlier. When we stopped in Carmafen. I desidered to have sum fun. I ran down the bus and shouted out "Bluebirds" throwgh the open door. Butt must have thort I said Loo Butt. he waited 5 minutes when I went wee-wee.

There are loads of Caridff fans on the buss tooday. All of them hiding they are colours. We must have the fittest fans in the whirld. Some of them get off in Carmafen and Swansea and wark to the game from there, I thinkk. Some of them are old ladies with hats. I think they are blue yello and whyite ones which have been tirned outside in.

What is ewer favurit shop in Macartrha Glyn? Mine is the Odeon Synemar. I saw a film once. In Tenby it was.

Caridf is a big place with railway lines and the bestest footbaelll team in the whirrled. It has shops and lots of people who tork funny. Someone hit me once in Cardiff as a joke, I think, when I told him he torked funny. Cardiff has a big orange bus. I see it everee time I go there. I always waive to the droiver.

I'll be there in half an hour. Cant wait. Do you like long jurnees?
I don't. I'm going to Wemblee soon. Are you? Neh, neh, neh, neh, neh.

People by Bridgend like Lada cars. I just saw wun go past. It looked just like Dads.

I hope we beat Everson. Dad told me when he dropped me at the bus stop. I told himm I thort we are playing Manure. He said no. I said Yeah I'll set the boyss on ewe. He sed what Everson. When I see their fanns today I'll tell em to have a go at im. You never see Everson fans at Whales games. Are these where fishing championships take place?

My Dad took me fishing wunce from the rocks. I think it was from Stack Rocks. My fishing line was to short too wreach the worter as the rocks are 5 million miles high. Dad left mee there all day. I had to wark home. I didn't catch a fish.

Speak to ewe after the gaim.

Toidee driving Butt.