Poster Profiles - St Athan Idiot

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POSTER PROFILE - St Athan Idiot

It may come as a surprise to many but St Athan Idiot is not a real person. He is indeed a figment of Leighton James' imagination after a surreal conversation one Wednesday evening on Real Radio sports phone in.

It was a normal Wednesday phone in with Cardiff fans hailing the messiah that is Sam Hammam and some egg chasers thrown into the equation just to make Rupert Moon look more than rugby's answer to Iain Dowie. And then for no reason Leighton just started talking to himself. "You clearly are an idiot" said Leighton seemingly to nobody but the voices in his head. And so a posting legend was formed that was St Athan Idiot. The part of the idiot has been played by many on the message board over the years however it's present incumbent is known in the real world as Kevin an up and coming magician from the CF post code area.

When Kevin is not posing in his idiot role he is often found walking the streets of the nation's capital picking on unsuspecting members of the public to perform his own Derren Brown esque tricks on. Indeed in one of his recent jaunts into the capital he made several million pound disappear from a local football club without any of the thousands of people watching suspecting a thing.

Kevin is also apt at doing magic tricks for Swansea fans on matchdays. Indeed, only last season he managed to make several pints of beer disappear whilst selling the new fanzine publication and as an aside from his magic he can also be seen clutching his voodoo doll of Kris O'Leary close to his chest on match days.

Kevin's biggest disappointment in life was missing out to Debbie McGhee (note from lawyers it's the lovely Debbie McGhee) to be Paul Daniels assistant and also missing out to a dog with two fingers up it's arse to assist Sooty. However he overcame these disappointments with a starring role in the 80s childrens classic rentaghost. (see picture)

When he is not posting on the web site you will see Kevin practicing his latest trick on how to make Kris O'Leary disappear which much to his disappointment he is yet to manage to do.

Favourite Food: Birds Eye Wizard Shapes

Favourite Drink: Merlin's Magic Potion

Most Likely To Say: "Chris from Aberdare, I can't agree........"

Least Likely To Say: "Kris O'Leary, our midfield dynamo......"

All Time Hero: Paul Daniels

Favourite Visiting Fan: Euclid - he disappears for months on end

Swansea's Version Of: OohKennyBeamish

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