Favourite play on words, Headline, Hashtag etc. 23:46 - Mar 15 with 6941 views | FredManRave | My old favourite Red Top Headline was the one that surfaced when it became known that Ronnie Wood was dating a young petiite Russian girl, "Little Red Riding Wood". Brilliant. And moving with the times I've just seen the hashtag relating to Ed Sheerans latest long play warblings #sheeranalbumparty Anymore worth a LOL?! | |
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Favourite play on words, Headline, Hashtag etc. on 23:50 - Mar 15 with 5989 views | BazzaInTheLoft | | | | |
Favourite play on words, Headline, Hashtag etc. on 23:51 - Mar 15 with 5988 views | DeepcutHoop | | | | |
Favourite play on words, Headline, Hashtag etc. on 00:01 - Mar 16 with 5974 views | FredManRave | | |
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Favourite play on words, Headline, Hashtag etc. on 08:16 - Mar 16 with 5860 views | NW5Hoop | Classic NOTW headline, from a piece in which they sent a reporter in to Broadmoor to have tea with whichever Kray it was there. "I could murder another McVitie." My favourite one I ever wrote, for a medical magazine, was a piece by Roy Castle about his cancer treatment: "Medication, that's what you need." The greatest headline ever came from the New York Posy - a headline so admired by journalists that when the copy editor who wrote it died in 2015, there were news stories about it around the world: "Headless body found in topless bar". | | | |
Favourite play on words, Headline, Hashtag etc. on 09:02 - Mar 16 with 5809 views | loftinoz |
Favourite play on words, Headline, Hashtag etc. on 08:16 - Mar 16 by NW5Hoop | Classic NOTW headline, from a piece in which they sent a reporter in to Broadmoor to have tea with whichever Kray it was there. "I could murder another McVitie." My favourite one I ever wrote, for a medical magazine, was a piece by Roy Castle about his cancer treatment: "Medication, that's what you need." The greatest headline ever came from the New York Posy - a headline so admired by journalists that when the copy editor who wrote it died in 2015, there were news stories about it around the world: "Headless body found in topless bar". |
My favourite has always been "zip me up before you go-go" when George Michael was caught in the bogs. | | | |
Favourite play on words, Headline, Hashtag etc. on 09:10 - Mar 16 with 5800 views | Metallica_Hoop | | |
| Beer and Beef has made us what we are - The Prince Regent |
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Favourite play on words, Headline, Hashtag etc. on 10:21 - Mar 16 with 5747 views | WokingR |
Favourite play on words, Headline, Hashtag etc. on 09:10 - Mar 16 by Metallica_Hoop | |
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Favourite play on words, Headline, Hashtag etc. on 10:56 - Mar 16 with 5717 views | JacksDad | Euro 2000...... Holland Vs Czech Rep The orangey boys lose 3-2 The monster Jaap Stam suffers a shocking injury to his eye during a clash of heads The SUN says....... "Dutch have problem with Jaaps eye"! | | | |
Favourite play on words, Headline, Hashtag etc. on 11:16 - Mar 16 with 5695 views | Metallica_Hoop | This made me laugh last year. Followed by.. | |
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Favourite play on words, Headline, Hashtag etc. on 11:49 - Mar 16 with 5666 views | TacticalR | Fritz Spiegl's 'Keep Taking the Tabloids' explains various aspects of tabloid-speak e.g. an ambulance trip is always a 'mercy dash'. A recently republished history of the Sun: | |
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Favourite play on words, Headline, Hashtag etc. on 15:33 - Mar 16 with 5588 views | derbyhoop | O from the 1970s. Gerry Queen got sent off for fighting during a game at Selhurst Park leading to the headline "Queen in brawl at Palace". and a political one from the 1980s when Michael Foot was Labour leader. He asked a question in Parliament about the Chairman of a well known defence supplier was a providing money to the National Front. "Foot knows arms body head backs front muscle". | |
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Favourite play on words, Headline, Hashtag etc. on 16:01 - Mar 16 with 5536 views | BrianMcCarthy | My favourite is when an African village in imminent danger from a huge elephant stampede hired a musician to scare them away with a loud didgeridoo. "Trunk Call Reverses Charge". | |
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Favourite play on words, Headline, Hashtag etc. on 16:02 - Mar 16 with 5535 views | BrianMcCarthy | And this one, which was the opposite of clever... | |
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Favourite play on words, Headline, Hashtag etc. on 16:54 - Mar 16 with 5485 views | queensparker | There was a story a while back about a guy who escaped from an asylum, broke into a laundrette and sexually assaulted some of the staff. Nut Screws Washers And Bolts | | | |
Favourite play on words, Headline, Hashtag etc. on 17:42 - Mar 16 with 5441 views | MrSheen | The US entertainment industry trade paper "Variety" ran an article in 1935 about the lack of interest in country areas about films set on farms, or "Sticks Nix Hick Pix". | | | |
Favourite play on words, Headline, Hashtag etc. on 18:06 - Mar 16 with 5418 views | FredManRave | Amen to all of the below; | |
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Favourite play on words, Headline, Hashtag etc. on 19:02 - Mar 16 with 5360 views | Nov77 | I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy - Tom Waits | |
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Favourite play on words, Headline, Hashtag etc. on 21:50 - Mar 16 with 5246 views | johncharles | The batsman's Holding, the bowlers Willey | |
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Favourite play on words, Headline, Hashtag etc. on 22:31 - Mar 16 with 5203 views | Boston | Thirty five(ish) years ago, somewhere in the back pages of (possibly) the Daily Mail in the incy wincy sports reports..... Yachting Results Tornado Class....cancelled, high winds. [Post edited 16 Mar 2017 22:31]
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Favourite play on words, Headline, Hashtag etc. on 22:48 - Mar 16 with 5174 views | FredManRave |
Favourite play on words, Headline, Hashtag etc. on 21:50 - Mar 16 by johncharles | The batsman's Holding, the bowlers Willey |
Ah, yes. A classic. And another from Johnston was, "“There’s Neil Harvey standing at leg slip, legs wide apart, waiting for a tickle.” And a few lesser known classics to get your laughing gear round; New Zealand Rugby Commentator — ‘Andrew Mehrtens loves it when Daryl Gibson comes inside of him.’ Pat Glenn, weightlifting commentator — ‘And this is Gregoriava from Bulgaria . I saw her snatch this morning and it was amazing!’ Harry Carpenter at the Oxford-Cambridge boat race 1977 — ‘Ah, isn’t that nice. The wife of the Cambridge President is kissing the Cox of the Oxford crew.’ Mike Hallett discussing missed snooker shots on ‘Sky Sports’: ‘Stephen Hendry jumps on Steve Davis’s misses every chance he gets.’ A female news anchor who, the day after it was supposed to have snowed and didn’t, turned to the weatherman and asked, ‘So Bob, where’s that eight inches you promised me last night?’ Not only did HE have to leave the set, but half the crew did too, because they were laughing so hard! | |
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Favourite play on words, Headline, Hashtag etc. on 23:08 - Mar 16 with 5157 views | brewers_hoop | After QPR, under Francis, won 1-0 at Coventry to go top of the inaugural Premier League.. GERRY AND THE PACEMAKERS | | | |
Favourite play on words, Headline, Hashtag etc. on 03:49 - Mar 17 with 5087 views | FredManRave | Saving the best 'till last; | |
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