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Boring football dreams 11:35 - May 14 with 1861 viewsFDC

I had long, detailed dream last night that QPR sold David Wheeler to Brentford for an undisclosed fee. It was so tedious.

Has anyone else had a dream about football that was like watching paint dry?
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Boring football dreams on 11:39 - May 14 with 1840 viewsMick_S

Did you dream about the Facebook/Twitter reaction?

Did I ever mention that I was in Minder?

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Boring football dreams on 11:41 - May 14 with 1826 viewsDorse

Boring football dreams on 11:39 - May 14 by Mick_S

Did you dream about the Facebook/Twitter reaction?


#evillesandhistottenhammates

'What do we want? We don't know! When do we want it? Now!'

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Boring football dreams on 11:42 - May 14 with 1820 viewsMick_S

To be fair, the next installment may be tonight.

Did I ever mention that I was in Minder?

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Boring football dreams on 11:43 - May 14 with 1810 viewsFDC

Boring football dreams on 11:39 - May 14 by Mick_S

Did you dream about the Facebook/Twitter reaction?


No, just a nondescript dialogue with someone about what QPR's other right-sided options were.
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Boring football dreams on 11:46 - May 14 with 1798 viewsFDC

Boring football dreams on 11:41 - May 14 by Dorse

#evillesandhistottenhammates


When I was a kid I actually had a nightmare that Sir Les (as he was known then) died in some kind of explosive briefcase booby-trap just before going to the 1994 world cup.
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Boring football dreams on 11:49 - May 14 with 1783 viewsMick_S

Boring football dreams on 11:46 - May 14 by FDC

When I was a kid I actually had a nightmare that Sir Les (as he was known then) died in some kind of explosive briefcase booby-trap just before going to the 1994 world cup.


Well that certainly wasn't boring!

Did I ever mention that I was in Minder?

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Boring football dreams on 11:53 - May 14 with 1764 viewsPlanetHonneywood

MSG to FDC: try cocoa before bedtime, as the come-down from cocaine is clearly playing havoc!

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Boring football dreams on 12:01 - May 14 with 1751 viewshopphoops

I once had a dream which was a 0-0 borefest against Coventry, seemingly in real time. It was so boring that in the dream I told myself to wake up at half time. I did, but I fell asleep again and had to endure the whole second half, which was even worse.

However in another dream I met David Bardsley, which was, like, amaaaaaazing.

A magnificent football club, the love of our lives, finding a way to finally have its day in the sun.
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Boring football dreams on 12:05 - May 14 with 1740 viewsDannyPaddox

When I was about 11 my Mum asked me at breakfast one morning in a concerned manner if I was feeling okay. I said fine and why? Apparently in the middle of the night I'd woken the whole house up and probably the neighbours too with a blood-curdling scream. Mum ran into the bedroom to find me sitting bolt upright. When she asked me what was wrong I said with anguish: "Eastoe's missed again" I have no recollection of this.

Edit:

Eastoe, in the real, bagging 2 against Man U in a 4-0 trouncing! Ave it!

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Boring football dreams on 12:17 - May 14 with 1707 viewshopphoops

Boring football dreams on 11:43 - May 14 by FDC

No, just a nondescript dialogue with someone about what QPR's other right-sided options were.


As a Freudian I can confidently say that your id favours 442 but your super-ego is trying to impose a 532 with overlapping wing backs.

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Boring football dreams on 12:38 - May 14 with 1644 viewsTonto

not boring, but one of my weirdest dreams was football related.

I was playing in the Scottish cup final, which was being played on theAberdeen links golf course (I was living in Aberdeen at the time, so thats not the completely weird bit), but the opposition was a bunch of sea lions, theballs were large red beach balls which the sea lions kept balancing on their noses, and I was complaining to the ref that it was cheating.

Psycho analyise that!

Why stop now, just when I'm hating it
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Boring football dreams on 12:41 - May 14 with 1637 viewsDannyPaddox

Boring football dreams on 12:17 - May 14 by hopphoops

As a Freudian I can confidently say that your id favours 442 but your super-ego is trying to impose a 532 with overlapping wing backs.


A Jungian on the other hand would say this clearly demonstrates four at the back and six in the middle of the park with a mythical false number nine.
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Boring football dreams on 13:33 - May 14 with 1570 viewsBazzaInTheLoft

Not really tedious, but I used to dream that I made my way up the football ladder (starting off with my Sunday league side) by fluke, playing really well every time a scout was watching until I ended up playing for England where I reverted back to my overweight lead footed self, and ended up a hate figure amongst my teammates and 90,000 fans because I was shite.

Haunting.
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Boring football dreams on 13:34 - May 14 with 1569 viewsFDC

The Nietzschean interpretation--that I long for death--rings true tbh.
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Boring football dreams on 13:37 - May 14 with 1555 viewsFDC

Boring football dreams on 12:41 - May 14 by DannyPaddox

A Jungian on the other hand would say this clearly demonstrates four at the back and six in the middle of the park with a mythical false number nine.
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The Jungian would see that this dream represents our shared consciousness becoming aware that it doesn't matter which right-sided players are at the club, as they'll only ending playing left-back anyway.
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Boring football dreams on 13:57 - May 14 with 1504 viewsDorse

Boring football dreams sounds like the title of Alan Pardew's autobiography.

'What do we want? We don't know! When do we want it? Now!'

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Boring football dreams on 15:26 - May 14 with 1421 viewssmegma

In 1990 I dreamt Paul Parker scored the winner in that years World Cup Final. Gazza dribbled through the whole defence but when he got to the goal line he back heeled it to Paul who got on his hands and knees and headed it over the line.
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Boring football dreams on 15:26 - May 14 by smegma

In 1990 I dreamt Paul Parker scored the winner in that years World Cup Final. Gazza dribbled through the whole defence but when he got to the goal line he back heeled it to Paul who got on his hands and knees and headed it over the line.
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nah a 40 yard screamer at least for Moi

talking of dreams I had a dream we won our opening game of the world cup 2-0 , so im having a bet on that, mind you Gazza did set up the 1st goal and I cant see him getting a call up

And Bowles is onside, Swinburne has come rushing out of his goal , what can Bowles do here , onto the left foot no, on to the right foot That’s there that’s two, and that’s Bowles Brian Moore

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