A Posters Cabinet 10:08 - Aug 31 with 2336 views | perchrockjack | PM... CLasie... no contest. Chancellor. Uxbridge Home Secretary. Darren Foreign Secretary. Davillon Minister of Agriculture. DR Wig Colonial Secretary..(reintroduced0 Loh. Employment. Lifey Housing. Dr Winston Health.. Oldjack Transport. JBG | ![](/images/avatars/0.gif) |
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A Posters Cabinet on 10:11 - Aug 31 with 1520 views | Phil_S | Defence secretary T2C | ![](/images/avatars/8594.gif) | | ![](/images/icons/ignore-user.png) |
A Posters Cabinet on 10:13 - Aug 31 with 1509 views | perchrockjack | We wouldn't need a defence secretary with Clasie as PM as we d love everyone and every thing. | ![](/images/avatars/0.gif) |
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A Posters Cabinet on 10:24 - Aug 31 with 1492 views | Lohengrin |
A Posters Cabinet on 10:11 - Aug 31 by Phil_S | Defence secretary T2C |
I accept. Pith Helmet and swagger stick being retrieved from the loft in ten minutes. Benevolence and even-handed justice will come to epitomise my tenure, Phil. I'll have Iraq sorted out before you can say "Now look here, you chaps. That's quite enough of that." I shall be distributing free copies of Scouting For Boys, packs of Player's Navy Cut and postcards of Her Majesty to the benighted. Building a bridge across the Limpopo, introducing crop rotation to Matabeleland and teaching The Old Rugged Cross to the excitable, wooly-haired picaninies. Yes, sir. Britain's star will shine again and light the way. | ![](/images/avatars/8709.gif) |
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A Posters Cabinet on 10:25 - Aug 31 with 1489 views | Catullus |
A Posters Cabinet on 10:13 - Aug 31 by perchrockjack | We wouldn't need a defence secretary with Clasie as PM as we d love everyone and every thing. |
That's why he couldn't be PM, put him in charge of benefits and the NHS. No job for me, I'm upset I always fancied a crack at education. How about making me speaker, I'd have to be better than that tw@t Bercow. | ![](/images/avatars/0.gif) |
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A Posters Cabinet on 10:27 - Aug 31 with 1486 views | TheFranchise | I'll be minister of sport | ![](/images/avatars/8643.gif) | | ![](/images/icons/ignore-user.png) |
A Posters Cabinet on 10:29 - Aug 31 with 1476 views | Lohengrin |
A Posters Cabinet on 10:25 - Aug 31 by Catullus | That's why he couldn't be PM, put him in charge of benefits and the NHS. No job for me, I'm upset I always fancied a crack at education. How about making me speaker, I'd have to be better than that tw@t Bercow. |
Education? Let's get back to basics. Six hours of the classics every day with additional lessons in homemaking for the girls and gallantry for the boys. Every coat buttoned, every shoe shone and not a hair out of place. | ![](/images/avatars/8709.gif) |
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A Posters Cabinet on 10:31 - Aug 31 with 1473 views | perchrockjack | CAT. Youre not cut out to be a politician. Too decent. Same with lifey, I mean can you imagine a man so nice dealing with aresoles who are basically frauds Lohengrin would get back the pink countries on the world map we used to own | ![](/images/avatars/0.gif) |
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A Posters Cabinet on 10:38 - Aug 31 with 1461 views | lifelong |
A Posters Cabinet on 10:31 - Aug 31 by perchrockjack | CAT. Youre not cut out to be a politician. Too decent. Same with lifey, I mean can you imagine a man so nice dealing with aresoles who are basically frauds Lohengrin would get back the pink countries on the world map we used to own |
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A Posters Cabinet on 10:44 - Aug 31 with 1447 views | perchrockjack | Not joking lifey You could be a peace envoy Off to the Ukraine with you. Sort that out | ![](/images/avatars/0.gif) |
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A Posters Cabinet on 11:03 - Aug 31 with 1429 views | lifelong |
A Posters Cabinet on 10:44 - Aug 31 by perchrockjack | Not joking lifey You could be a peace envoy Off to the Ukraine with you. Sort that out |
The world is in a mess Perchy, it's all very sad. | ![](/images/avatars/9937.gif) | | ![](/images/icons/ignore-user.png) |
A Posters Cabinet on 11:06 - Aug 31 with 1425 views | Joe_bradshaw |
A Posters Cabinet on 10:31 - Aug 31 by perchrockjack | CAT. Youre not cut out to be a politician. Too decent. Same with lifey, I mean can you imagine a man so nice dealing with aresoles who are basically frauds Lohengrin would get back the pink countries on the world map we used to own |
So everyone on the list is not decent and an arsehole. Interesting. | ![](/images/avatars/9110.gif) |
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A Posters Cabinet on 11:11 - Aug 31 with 1415 views | llangyfelach | I want to be Cultural Secretary, cos some of you need shagging for the music you listen to | ![](/images/avatars/11099.gif) |
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A Posters Cabinet on 13:20 - Aug 31 with 1363 views | Highjack |
A Posters Cabinet on 10:13 - Aug 31 by perchrockjack | We wouldn't need a defence secretary with Clasie as PM as we d love everyone and every thing. |
We wouldn't need a chancellor either cos he'd give all the cash away to benefit scroungers. | ![](/images/avatars/8982.gif) |
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A Posters Cabinet on 14:00 - Aug 31 with 1343 views | ItchySphincter | Trade and Industry - epaul | ![](/images/avatars/9328.gif) |
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A Posters Cabinet on 14:56 - Aug 31 with 1324 views | union_jack | Equality - Baker | ![](/images/avatars/8799.gif) |
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A Posters Cabinet on 15:00 - Aug 31 with 1320 views | waynekerr55 |
A Posters Cabinet on 10:13 - Aug 31 by perchrockjack | We wouldn't need a defence secretary with Clasie as PM as we d love everyone and every thing. |
I can't believe that after I threw my weight behind the campaign to make you a MOD, you leave me to rot in the back BENCHES | ![](/images/avatars/8681.gif) |
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A Posters Cabinet on 15:13 - Aug 31 with 1312 views | perchrockjack | You re my side de camp. I need uou. Anyway, I've missed out a few others too. Anyway, what s the quota for banning | ![](/images/avatars/0.gif) |
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A Posters Cabinet on 15:16 - Aug 31 with 1304 views | dickythorpe | Propaganda minister - ??? | ![](/images/avatars/14957.gif) | | ![](/images/icons/ignore-user.png) |
A Posters Cabinet on 15:34 - Aug 31 with 1286 views | Joe_bradshaw | Spratty or Warwick in charge of the agenda for cabinet meetings. [Post edited 31 Aug 2014 15:35]
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A Posters Cabinet on 15:45 - Aug 31 with 1271 views | ItchySphincter | Put Sproutty in charge of the typing pool, he likes typing lots and lots. | ![](/images/avatars/9328.gif) |
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A Posters Cabinet on 17:59 - Aug 31 with 1217 views | keeponrockin | PM - Darran Chancellor - Phil Sumbler Foreign Sec - Davillin Home Sec - Lohengrin Defence - Epaul Health - HighJack Welfare - Jobbie Environment - Jackfath Women & Equalities - ECB | ![](/images/avatars/0.gif) | | ![](/images/icons/ignore-user.png) |
A Posters Cabinet on 12:04 - Sep 1 with 1169 views | Catullus |
A Posters Cabinet on 10:31 - Aug 31 by perchrockjack | CAT. Youre not cut out to be a politician. Too decent. Same with lifey, I mean can you imagine a man so nice dealing with aresoles who are basically frauds Lohengrin would get back the pink countries on the world map we used to own |
Well thank you!! But I'm not that decent........or how about I be a peace envoy then. I'm definitely more honest and trustworthy than that money grubbing Blair. | ![](/images/avatars/0.gif) |
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A Posters Cabinet on 12:07 - Sep 1 with 1163 views | Highjack | Can't I be secretary of state for Wales or something so I can smash the welsh language into dust once and for all? | ![](/images/avatars/8982.gif) |
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A Posters Cabinet on 12:33 - Sep 1 with 1149 views | epaul |
A Posters Cabinet on 17:59 - Aug 31 by keeponrockin | PM - Darran Chancellor - Phil Sumbler Foreign Sec - Davillin Home Sec - Lohengrin Defence - Epaul Health - HighJack Welfare - Jobbie Environment - Jackfath Women & Equalities - ECB |
Blimey thats about the worst one you could give me! I'd happily accept, gone is the bomb hand out flowers, Trident ta'ra | ![](/images/avatars/8919.gif) |
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A Posters Cabinet on 14:43 - Sep 1 with 1119 views | Davillin | I will accept only if I get a military officer following me around 24/7 carrying an attache case containing the you-know-what codes and the you-know-what button. In today's world, that is the most important tool in international relations -- can't work without it. [Post edited 1 Sep 2014 14:44]
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