QPR
Objective: QPR to win the champions league final within two years
Executive summary: Football fans and masterminds Flavio Briatore and Bernie Ecclestone are singlehandly planning on bringing glory to Loftus Road. The two year plan is to get rid of Neil Warnock by giving him cr*p all funds and put Gianni and Beppe (from Eastenders) as the manager and assistant manager.
Gianni and Beppe, will be ably assisted by Gianni Paladini- you may remember him for such signings like Alessandro Pellocori, Marco Alberti.... Paperwork like Alejandro Faurlin and finally contracts like Patrick Agyemang and Fitz Hall.
Taarabt is to be sold as soon as possible in the season because at a match Flavio attended who heard the crowd chant 'Taarabt is too good for you' and using his football knowledge, felt it only too appropriate to ensure we got rid of him.
The board will be providing no funds (despite large season ticket price hikes, tv revenue, leighterwood sale etc,) but instead relying on the fitness of Monsiour Fitz Hall, Dave and Jay Boothroyd!
Good luck to all those that invested in a season ticket!! Fun times ahead |  |
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