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Playing 11 a side football 09:58 - Jan 15 with 625 viewsTheChef

I played my first game of 11 a side after many years last night; our youngest's primary school dad's team which has just been set up. I was playing at centre back but even so it gave me a new found appreciation that the game is not as easy as you think. Offsides (or not) were an absolute nightmare - we had a ref but he was calling those himself which maybe didn't help.

And in true QPR stylee, heading towards a respectable 1-1 at half time I coughed up possession and the oppo made it 2-1 with the last kick of the half.

We lost 6-1.

We go again, etc...


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Playing 11 a side football on 10:22 - Jan 15 with 510 viewsActonExile

I played a works 11 match 2 years ago, after about a 25 year hiatus, i was never the most mobile and felt fine during the game BUT the following morning i was as flexible as an ironing board.

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Playing 11 a side football on 10:42 - Jan 15 with 425 viewsW7Ranger

Stephan out!
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Playing 11 a side football on 10:50 - Jan 15 with 388 viewsPlanetHonneywood

Sounds like piss poor fitness levels as well.

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Playing 11 a side football on 11:00 - Jan 15 with 318 viewsnumptydumpty

Playing 11 a side football on 10:50 - Jan 15 by PlanetHonneywood

Sounds like piss poor fitness levels as well.

Tell us chef, what are your teammates' cycling abilities like?
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I generally played in 5 a side teams when I was younger, fitter, slimmer, etc...

But recently took part in a charity 11 a side match, and found the constant switching of direction was an absolute killer on my knees and hamstrings etc. Can see why players could pick up so many injuries.Even at very local level, you still get a few flash Harry's doing multiple step overs in an attempt to get wallies like me, to look like a prize plum !!!

Have been considering over 50s football locally, went along to watch and there were some decent players there.

But yes - agree, easy to criticise, with pukka pie in hand, whilst consuming multiple pints of extra strong lager !!!

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Playing 11 a side football on 11:05 - Jan 15 with 307 viewsTheChef

Playing 11 a side football on 10:50 - Jan 15 by PlanetHonneywood

Sounds like piss poor fitness levels as well.

Tell us chef, what are your teammates' cycling abilities like?
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Well they only had one sub, we had four subs (and it was rolling subs)...

Cycling sounds like a better idea.

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Playing 11 a side football on 11:07 - Jan 15 with 303 viewsnumptydumpty

Playing 11 a side football on 11:05 - Jan 15 by TheChef

Well they only had one sub, we had four subs (and it was rolling subs)...

Cycling sounds like a better idea.


Swimming is an exercise that is the least painful - i find now....

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Playing 11 a side football on 11:20 - Jan 15 with 258 viewsRBlock

I started playing 11-aside again about 4 years ago aged 30, after only playing 5s or 7s since being at school. Absolutely worlds apart. I'm 6'4 and naturally more defensive (read not very good but get stuck in) so went in at CB and christ alive, really struggled with reading balls over the top. Found myself either getting caught underneath them or having them bounce over my head - really take it for granted how accomplished these lot are at what we consider the real basics of the game.
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Playing 11 a side football on 11:22 - Jan 15 with 247 viewsstowmarketrange

I ache a bit now the day after walking football for an hour.I retired from the 11a side game too early.I was 44 and only a goalkeeper.
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Playing 11 a side football on 11:31 - Jan 15 with 192 viewsRsole

Heard good things about walking football, sent JCS a couple of DMs about it.

Way too fast for me and probably some of these guys too.


Those possessed by devils, try and keep them under control a bit, can't you ?

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Playing 11 a side football on 11:54 - Jan 15 with 145 viewsnick_hammersmith

Playing 11 a side football on 11:00 - Jan 15 by numptydumpty

I generally played in 5 a side teams when I was younger, fitter, slimmer, etc...

But recently took part in a charity 11 a side match, and found the constant switching of direction was an absolute killer on my knees and hamstrings etc. Can see why players could pick up so many injuries.Even at very local level, you still get a few flash Harry's doing multiple step overs in an attempt to get wallies like me, to look like a prize plum !!!

Have been considering over 50s football locally, went along to watch and there were some decent players there.

But yes - agree, easy to criticise, with pukka pie in hand, whilst consuming multiple pints of extra strong lager !!!


Played my last "proper" game at 47 against a few twenty somethings.
Boots well and truly hung up!
I was never good enough to be that Jan Molby character strolling around knowing where to stand etc, i was just a good runner.

In limbo though, as I feel I'm not ready for walking football yet...
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Playing 11 a side football on 12:19 - Jan 15 with 49 viewsPlanetHonneywood

Playing 11 a side football on 11:54 - Jan 15 by nick_hammersmith

Played my last "proper" game at 47 against a few twenty somethings.
Boots well and truly hung up!
I was never good enough to be that Jan Molby character strolling around knowing where to stand etc, i was just a good runner.

In limbo though, as I feel I'm not ready for walking football yet...


My last proper 11s was in 1991, as per the surgeon's advice. Ignored it a bit and started playing kick-about stuff until mid-90s, then stupidly, 5s until final game in 1999. The twisting and turning was effing up my knees. Last time I kicked a ball in anger: 2002 played rush goalie while in the Galapagos.

Then in an even bigger display of stupidty, started running marathons in 2005 (no twisting or clattering centre halves). Final run in 2019, a 5km. Totally mullered for six weeks!

None of the above remotely sensible for an amputee since the age of two! Currently, I've been a gym monster rebuilding leg muscles as I get back to hiking and attempting Hadrian's Wall later in the year.

Wouldn't change a bloody thing; they really were the best of days, and I miss them immeasurably!

Keep going if you can chaps!

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