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Langford takes Boro visit - Referee
Monday, 4th Nov 2024 15:38 by Clive Whittingham

Experienced Football League official Oliver Langford is the man in the middle for Tuesday’s home game with Middlesbrough.

Referee >>> Oliver Langford (West Midlands), has refereed QPR more than any other club (29th appointment). Middlesbrough are second, this will be his 28th game with them.

Assistants >>> Mark Stevens (Bedfordshire) and Andrew Fox (Warwickshire)

Fourth Official >>> Sam Allison (Trowbridge)

History

Sheff Wed 1 QPR 1, Saturday September 14, 2024, Championship

Referee Oliver Langford has, like the rest of us, had to sit through this dirge for 90 minutes and he too was now in the mood for some fun. We’re playing on. As Jimmy Dunne falls on the ball. The Sheff Wed goalkeeper has no real need at all to get involved at this point, and if he just stood where he was might end up calmly catching what eventually happened next, but we’re not in need territory now, and nobody’s calmly doing anything. We’re in the world of want, and Beadle wants to get involved. Soon he’s rolling round on the ground with Dunne: keeper making amorous advances with a shirt lift; Dunne rejecting them with a face splat into the turf. Referee Langford watched on.

There’s a 24 in there, Michael Smith, it says here. And Paul Nardi of course, jumping around the immediate periphery. Tickle him, tickle him. Don’t throw the hat, cos it’s a radio as well. Farce. Farce and chaos. Farce and chaos and comedy.

Chaos, comedy, and Saito. The Japanese love this sort of thing. Have you seen their television shows? Attach a couple of electrodes to Bannan’s nipples and this would be primetime. Does Saito handle it? One angle he say yay, one angle he say nay. My angle say, who bloody cares? Meanwhile, Steve Cook is busy pouring a nice warm glass of shut-the hell up for Liam Palmer. Sir, Mike Scioscia may not live through the night. And referee Langford watched on.

One year on from a last second goal into that Kop End net which felt like watching your dad get beaten up by another dad on the school playground, now it was QPR stealing the lunch money. And the guy who ultimately did that stealing is just out of school himself. Alfie Lloyd, breathless with childish excitement, come on, ahhh, gaffer was like, do what you can do, show us what you can do, and was like, cool with that, and when the ball was scrambling was like maybe, maybe can get something, and then it just come to him so he quickly poked it. No way, he’s scored. The celebrations were crazy. And there is, indeed no better feeling Alfie, for you or for us.

Sheff Wed: Beadle 5; Famewo 5 (Bernard 73, 6), Ihiekwe 6, Palmer 6; Valery 5 (Valentin 74, 5), Bannan 8, Charles 6, Johnson 6 (Lowe 89, -); Kobacki 6 (Musaba 64, 5), Ugbo 5 (Smith 74, 5), Windass 6

Subs not used: Gassama, Charles, Ingelsson, Paterson

Goals: Bannan 90+3 (unassisted)

Yellow Cards:

QPR: Nardi 7; Santos 6, Cook 6, Dunne 6, Paal 6; Field 5 (Smyth 46, 5), Colback 6; Dembele 5 (Lloyd 90+1, -), Andersen 4 (Saito 72, 6), Madsen 5 (Varane 84, -), Frey 5 (Celar 72, 5)

Subs not used: Ashby, Dixon-Bonner. Morgan, Walsh

Goals: Lloyd 90+5 (unassisted)

Yellow Cards: Field 22 (foul), Dunne 25 (foul), Dembele 70 (foul)

Referee – Oliver Langford (West Mids) 6 After a few pernickety performances with us, back to a very much more hands off approach and that obviously benefitted QPR with the equaliser which I think with most Championship officials, and certainly the evil VAR, would have been disallowed at least a couple of times over - certainly there's a foul by Steve Cook in there at least. I would say this today, but football is genuinely better when the referee leaves it alone and there’s no better example of that than Lloyd’s equaliser. Could it have been disallowed? Sure. Do you think it should have been? Into the sea with you.

Sunderland 0 QPR 0, Saturday March 16, 2024, Championship

The whole thing was overseen immaculately by referee Oliver Langford. Genuinely, they couldn’t have found anybody better. Never before has a referee been better aligned and attuned to the quality and the pace of the game.

Things that were a free kick one minute (Andersen’s perfectly legitimate win on a high press that would have put three hooped attackers through on goal after 23 minutes) were not the next (Neil’s identical high press win on Jake Clarke-Salter followed by an ambitious attempt to chip Begovic from range on 24). Things that were not a yellow card in one instance (Chris Willock deliberately pulled back by his shirt crossing the halfway line in a counterattack on 79 minutes) were booked in identical circumstances within a few seconds (Willock himself carded for committing exactly the same foul he’d been victim of moments before on 84).

I used to quite like Langford as an official, but 20 years on the Championship list without ever a hint of promotion rather tells its own story. He’s one of these officials so insecure and terrified of the idea of a linesman having a wild and dangerous opinion of his own that he castrates them before the game begins and renders them little more than ornaments by insisting they look to him for direction before making even the most basic, obvious and rudimentary decisions. The result here was a catalogue of throw ins, throughout the game, given in obviously the wrong direction, often after interminable delays. One, just after half time, awarded to Sunderland after Jack Colback’s clearance downfield hit a block attempt in front of him and sheared off in the opposite direction at a right angle, no more than ten yards away from the assistant, was simply hilarious. They’re only throw ins, they didn’t lead to anything, and the incompetence evened itself out over the 90, but when you’re talking about eight… nine… ten of these mistakes in a single game, each preceded by a prolonged staring contest between referee and assistant as they frantically try to work out which way they’re going to guess, you’ve got to start questioning what the fuck we’re doing here. Who’s assessing this and thinking this is adequate? A dysfunctional League Two team of officials for a dysfunctional League Two game.

This was a match that needed a referee to give it every chance. Put the whistle away, just for five minutes, and let’s see if a game of football breaks out. Leave it alone. Leave. It. Alone. What it got was Mrs Doyle, fussing about all afternoon, intervening and interfering constantly. You want a free kick don’t you, go onnnn you’d love a free kick there, have a free kick there why don’t you, you know you want a free kick, go onnn have another free kick, let’s have a free kick here. But let’s make sure it’s in exactly the right place now. Leave. It. Alone.

Neither of these teams are much cop at set pieces, but they’d stand a better chance if every bloody corner wasn’t preceded by the referee stopping the game and fussing about in the crowded penalty box making all these terribly important and absolutely vital observations before blowing the whistle and awarding a defensive free kick as soon as the bloody thing is kicked regardless of what’s occurred anyway. Amazing that it’s never a defender sinning there isn’t it? All the people trying to prevent a goal just standing there meekly, abiding by the laws completely, while the rabid attackers aggressively and unfairly smash them about inflicting career threatening injuries on the poor, innocent centre backs. Corner, defensive free kick. Corner, defensive free kick. Corner, defensive free kick. Never corner… penalty. I suspect you’d need a high-powered electronic microscope from Cornell University just to find Oliver Langford’s bollocks – never mind a penalty, here they weren’t even big enough to let one corner come in and see what happens rather than awarding a free kick the other way immediately. Sunderland, rightly, fumed in stoppage time when Sinclair Armstrong was able to stop the play with the home team on the attack simply by sitting down and raising his leg in the air. Is this a head injury? No. Is this a serious injury? No. Are we stopping the play anyway? Yeh. Why? Because nothing, but nothing, turned Oliver Langford on more on Saturday than stopping the fucking play. Absolute vandal.

Sunderland: Patterson 8; Hume 5, Ballard 4, Hjelde 5, Styles 4; Neil 6, Bellingham 5; Mundle 5 (Burstow 78, 5), Aouchiche 5, Ba 4 (Rigg 58, 7); Hemir/Semedo 3 (Ekwah 57, 5)

Subs not used: Pembele, Bishop, Dack, Kelly, Jones, Bainbridge

Yellow Cards: Hume 73 (foul)

QPR: Begovic 6; Dunne 6, Cook 5, Clarke-Salter 6, Paal 5; Hayden 7 (Field 84, -), Colback 6; Chair 5 (Hodge 63, 5), Andersen 6 (Smyth 84, -), Willock 5; Dykes 4 (Armstrong 64, 7)

Subs not used: Frey Fox, Cannon, Larkeche, Walsh

Yellow Cards: Dunne 45 (foul), Willock 87 (foul)

Referee – Oliver Langford (West Midlands) 5 A total pain in the arse.

QPR 0 Southampton 1, Saturday December 23, 2023, Championship

The midfield was again a source of great frustration. Dozzell, as well as giving the free kick away, passed backwards too much. For this Cifuentes style to work you need people brave enough and good enough to take it on the half turn in tight spaces and play forwards – Dozzell was neither of those things on Saturday. Field was considerably better than he has been in recent weeks, defensively at least where his positioning and interceptions regularly frustrated Southampton’s overly intricate approach work, but he treated possession of the ball like that of a pinless grenade and was too eager, too often to just get it away from him as quick as he could. Dixon-Bonner, the most composed of the three, certainly wouldn’t have been my choice to go off, but Cifuentes does seem to do this with players on a booking and he’d been carded on the stroke of half time for having the temerity to be started on for no reason whatsoever by Joe Aribo (just the £6m he cost). If strikers are too expensive for us to do surgery on our forward line in January, then there are major gains to be had in the middle of midfield instead.

QPR: Begovic 6; Cannon 5 (Adomah 84, -), Dunne 6, Clarke-Salter 6, Paal 6; Field 6, Dixon-Bonner 6 (Larkeche 67, 6), Dozzell 5 (Kelman 84, -); Chair 7, Dykes 5 (Armstrong 74, 5), Willock 5 (Smyth 74, 6)

Subs not used: Kakay, Archer, Richards, Drewe

Bookings: Dixon-Bonner 45 (fighting)

Southampton: Bazunu 6; Bree 6 (Manning 32, 7), Harwood-Bellis 7, Bednarek 6, Walker-Peters 7; Smallbone 6 (Adams 56, 5), Downes 7 (Charles 56, 5), Aribo 6; A Armstrong 6 (Stephens 86, -), S Armstrong 6, Edozie 6 (Fraser 57, 7)

Subs not used: Stephens, Holgate, Lumley, Mara, Alcaraz

Goals: Harwood-Bellis 41 (assisted Manning/A Armstrong)

Red Cards: Charles 89 (two bookings)

Yellow Cards: Aribo 45 (fighting), Charles 68 (foul), Adams 71 (foul), Charles 89 (foul), Stephens 90+3 (time wasting)

Referee – Oliver Langford (West Midlands) 6 I basically got to the end of each half thinking he’d done a very good job, and I’ve always liked his hands-off style of refereeing anyway. But in first half stoppage time he showed Elijah Dixon-Bonner a yellow card, which as we know then means Cifuentes is likely to remove him from the game, when all he’d done was stand there while Joe Aribo booted off at him for no reason. Then came the chaotic end to the match where a second half that should have had at least eight minutes added to it got only four.

Cardiff 1 QPR 2, Saturday August 12, 2023, Championship

Cook was everything Ainsworth promised he would be, and might have had a goal of his own when Ebou Adams clattered through Ilias Chair for an obvious yellow card and one of several clever set pieces Rangers worked on the day got the centre half ghosting in around the back for a firm header well saved by Alnwick. Unfortunately, referee Oliver Langford took against Sinclair Armstrong standing next to the goalkeeper at our corners and whistled them all as immediate Cardiff free kicks until he eventually booked the young Irish striker. He is allowed to stand there mate.

Cardiff: Alnwick 5; Big Dick Ng 5, McGuinness 6, Goutas 4, O’Dowda 4; Wintle 5, Adams 6 (Robinson 54, 6); Bowler 5 (Collins 84, -), Ramsey 5 (Colwill 84, -), Grant 5 (Tanner 73, 7); Ugbo 6 (Etete 84, -)

Subs not used: Romeo, Simpson, Luthra, Rinomhota

Goals: Ugbo 78 (assisted O’Dowda)

Bookings: Adams 25 (foul), Bowler 83 (dissent)

QPR: Begovic 7; Kakay 6, Cook 7, Fox 7, Paal 7; Smyth 8 (Adomah 77, 3), Field 7, Dozzell 6, Chair 7 (Richards 88, -); Dykes 7, Armstrong 8 (Dixon-Bonner 73, 5)

Subs not used: Archer, Larkeche, Gubbins, Duke-McKenna, Aoraha, Kolli

Goals: Armstrong 34 (assisted Smyth), Paal 65 (assisted Armstrong)

Bookings: Armstrong 27 (standing next to the goalkeeper), Adomah 90 (foul)

Referee – Oliver Langford (West Midlands) 7 Nonsense Armstrong booking apart, very decent.

Preston 0 QPR 1, Saturday December 17, 2022, Championship

Willock’s subsequent shot to the near post was a little selfish and easily saved. Dykes, ploughing a lone furrow with aggression and purpose not seen since Preston at home a year ago (maybe he’s as sick of them as we are?), teed up Field immaculately, but his shot - like Laird’s before him - struck a defender by accident and deflected wide. Iroegbunam piled on through a deliberate attempt to snap his leg by Brad Potts but could only unload a weak shot at the end of the dribble — no yellow card in the post from referee Oliver Langford, intriguing to say the least. A scramble from a corner fell the way of Iroegbunam who snatched at a shot, saw it hit a marker, spin off towards the bottom corner, and skew just wide as Woodman watched it go. Whichever one of you sinned in a previous life, I hope it was worth it.

The closest the home side came to taking the lead in the first half was, not surprisingly, from one of the many free kicks they were awarded. Delivered towards an offside player at the back post, and cleared away from him, it was subsequently loaded back in towards the same offside player, still offside, and in the scramble to try and clear it from the offside player, QPR inadvertently diverted it to the offside player, who now had the ball four yards out from the Rangers goal on a tight angle, and required the charge of the White City brigade to shut him down and force a corner. At no stage of this move was the geezer ever onside, and at no point was the flag raised. This is modern football, this is the mess of the offside law we have made, and this is Championship officiating. Anybody, with any brain in their head, who has ever watched or played football at any level, understands this to be offside. And yet, somehow, now, it is not. A situation so ridiculously perverse that referee Langford, the second the corner was delivered, blew long, loud and decisively for a QPR free kick that did not exist. Out of jail free. How and why have we let a simple rule of our game descend to this level of stupidity and farce? The linesman on that side of the pitch, so desperate to re-assert his authority, then embarked on the sort of pub-bore contrariness you often see from these drips when they know they've fucked up — ball a foot and a half over the touchline waved play-on, throw ins very firmly awarded in the wrong direction… Couldn’t find his own nipples with a fucking sat nav.

It wasn’t an airport any of us had been to for a while. Landing gear down and locked, QPR saw the whole thing through for an away win. The shithousing and time wasting was biblical, Seny Dieng’s token yellow card a slim price to pay, and I’d have been absolutely stewing if a referee had controlled all of that the other way around quite as loosely as Langford did in our favour. I don’t want us to do this. It’s only the Championship, there are plenty of other goals for the getting, and Adomah crowning a very decent personal performance by humiliating a pair of Preston plonkers out by the corner flag confirmed it every bit as much as Willock’s earlier click and collect over the stricken head of Cunningham. Go. Go again, win the game, 2-0, 3-0. Don’t sit in and try and drain the life out of a game you were dominating and the better team. I hate it. I will not sing the “take your time, take your time” song. It’s the Christians banging their feet on the floor and chanting “lions, lions, lions”, rejoicing and wallowing in their own sordid bloody death.

PNE: Woodman 6; Storey 5, Lindsay 5, Cunningham 5 (O’Neill 86, -); Potts 4 (Diaby 90, -), Whiteman 6, Ledson 5 (Cross-Adair 68, 5), Fernandez 7; Johnson 6, Woodburn 5, Evans 6

Subs not used: Bauer, Cornell University, Slater, Mawene

Bookings: Lindsay 74 (handball)

QPR: Dieng 7; Laird 7, Dunne 7, Clarke-Salter 7, Paal 7; Dozzell 6 (Dickie 90+2, -), Field 7, Iroegbunam 7; Adomah 7, Dykes 7, Willock 6 (Shodipo 78, 6)

Subs not used: Kakay, Thomas, Archer, Richards, Armstrong

Goals: Dunne 58 (assisted Paal)

Bookings: Dozzell 2 (foul), Dykes 27 (repetitive fouling), Dieng 77 (time wasting)

Referee — Oliver Langford (West Midlands) 5 Agh, what can you say? I thought we got rolled over the cobbles in the first half, lots of stuff that was a free kick, and a yellow card, their way wasn’t the same for us. Dozzell’s booking, fair enough, standard set, but when Iroegbunam later breaks through on goal and Potts tries to deliberately hack him down an advantage is waved but there’s no comeback. Preston, as they do, got in his ear about Dykes and he started rushing around like a panicked husband on Christmas Eve buying whatever they were selling. Second half, all the other way around - loads of benefit of the doubt to QPR, time wasting and shit-housing aided and abetted, a skinny five minutes at the end, we couldn’t have asked for a more complicit official really. Any hope that the World Cup would set a standard on clock running and added time completely blown out here, and while that suited us on this occasion we’ll be livid when this is done to us in the coming fixtures. Depressing really, I hoped the mid-season break might have been an opportunity to gather the Championship officials and re-assess, but on the evidence of our first two games back it’s a stubborn double down on shit that isn’t working.

Swansea 1 QPR 0, Saturday September 3, 2022, Championship

It could, probably should have been several more at the break. QPR’s pretty wild and ragged efforts compounded further by the performance of referee Oliver Langford, usually one of the calmer and more reliable referees in this division, but here turning in a day of work so utterly inept that, even with Ryan Manning around, I can’t actually imagine this game going much worse if they’d just left it to take place without a referee at all. In literally the first minute star boy Chris Willock was into and onto a loose back header behind the Swansea defence where he was obviously fouled by the last man Cabango. Willock didn’t go down. This shouldn’t have to matter. Langford waved play on. Play on. Here, ladies and gentlemen, is a bloke without the bollocks to make a big decision like that when it needs to be made early in a game. Pathetic.

Among Swansea’s multiple first half chances was, also, a penalty kick. This was awarded for handball by Jimmy Dunne, despite the ball hitting him in the stomach, and Swansea having the chance to play on with a clear shot at the goal anyway. Dunne was apoplectic, and things didn’t look good when last season’s 24-goal top scorer Piroe stepped up to take the kick against Seny Dieng who, for all the good things he does have in his arsenal, is pretty lousy with penalties. He’s saved one in normal play in his whole QPR career, and Cardiff immediately netted the rebound from that, so it was a mixture of delight and surprise when he dived left and made a strong save to, at that point, maintain the deadlock. Rangers though, instead of heeding that warning and taking advantage of the let off, maybe having five minutes where they just go deep and tight and narrow and try to regain a foothold in the game, remained wild and wide open and conceded from Piroe in any case within minutes. Game smarts.

Swansea: Benda 7; Naughton 6, Wood 6, Cabango 6; Sorinola 6 (Oko-Flex 60, 6), Allen 7 (Cundle 74, 6), Grimes 8, Paterson 7 (Cullen 60, -(Stevens 64, 6)), Manning 6; Piroe 7, Cooper 8 (Fulton 74, 6)

Subs not used: Fisher, Darling

Goals: Piroe 21 (assisted Cooper)

Bookings: Grimes 34 (foul), Paterson 39 (foul), Piroe 77 (time wasting)

QPR: Dieng 6; Laird 5, Dickie 5 (Balogun 82, -), Dunne 5, Paal 6; Johansen 5, Field 4 (Iroegbunam 70, 6), Dozzell 5 (Adomah 70, 5); Willock 6 (Armstrong 81, -), Dykes 6 (Roberts 61, 6), Chair 6

Subs not used: Kakay, Archer

Referee — Oliver Langford (West Midlands) 3 Jesus Christ. I mean, just copy and paste what we’re saying every week at the moment. On a weekend of shambolic nonsense across the board, Match of the Day highlights an absolute shuttle disaster, Langford more than contributed with some total nonsense here. The standard of refereeing in this country at the moment, especially in our division but not exclusively, given the money that is sloshing around in football which could be used for better recruitment, training and management of match officials, is a shame, quite literally a shame.

Fulham 4 QPR 1, Saturday October 16, 2021, Championship

Referee Oliver Langford rather distracted the attention of a packed away end with a mad five minutes at the end of the first half. A couple of 50/50s that could have gone either way drew the ire of the travellers, and from there he seemed to adopt an almost contrary attitude of not wanting to give Rangers anything for fear of being seen to cave to a rare bit of noise at Craven Cottage. Harrison Reed committed exactly the same tactical foul Dom Ball had earlier been booked for, and was allowed off with a warning. Stefan Johansen was then booked for the fifth time this season (suspended for Blackburn) for a foul when play should have been stopped for an obvious foul the other way a moment earlier. A throw-in so clearly QPR’s that the whole game had stopped and shifted that way down the field was somehow awarded to Fulham, taken quickly, moved in behind a now stricken defence to an offside Harry Wilson who wasn’t flagged, and then out for a corner off a blocked shot. Really poor refereeing, some mad stuff going on, but QPR were losing because they deserved to be, and in all truth it should have been a couple more at least.

Fulham: Rodak 6; Odoi 5, Tosin 6, Ream 7, Bryan 7 (Robinson 58, 8); Seri 8, Reed 8; Kebano 7, Wilson 7 (Chalobah 77, 6), Cavaleiro 6 (Reid 32, 7); Mitrovic 9

Subs not used: Cairney, Carvalho, Gazzaniga, Mawson

Goals: Mitrovic 10 (assisted Odoi), 67 (assisted Kebano), Reid 71 (assisted Seri), Robinson 90+1 (assisted Reed)

QPR: Dieng 5; Odubajo 4, Dickie 5, De Wijs 5, Barbet 5, McCallum 6 (Dunne 66, 5); Ball 4 (Dykes 46, 6), Johansen 5, Chair 5; Willock 6, Austin 5 (Gray 69, 5)

Subs not used: Amos, Archer, Duke-McKenna, Adomah

Goals: Dykes 55 (assisted Willock)

Bookings: Ball 7 (foul), Johansen 45 (repetitive fouling), Odubajo 63 (foul), Dunne 70 (foul)

Referee — Oliver Langford (West Mids) 4 This is a referee I usually like a lot, so there’s a lot of benefit of the doubt going into the 4/10 mark — had this been Keith Stroud, Trevor Kettle, Gavin Ward, I suspect there would have been a three. He was certainly on that mark at half time, following a wild ten minute end to the first half where he absolutely hammered QPR to the point where it felt he was just doing it to be contrary and show that he wouldn’t respond to abuse from the away end. Dom Ball was, rightly, booked early for a professional foul on Mitrovic interrupting a counter attack, but when Harrison Reid did the same thing he was let off with a word on the run. Johansen’s booking soon after that followed a blatant foul on a QPR player on the corner of the penalty area — one of several incidents in this game where Langford’s uber strict interpretation of advantage stretched barely half a second — keep the ball that long after a foul, we’re playing on, give it away after 0.75 seconds, your problem. A usually lenient referee is currently clocking along at nearly four cards a game, and he added another four to that here when there was no need — Johansen’s, and certainly Dunne’s, totally needless. I would urge you all to listen to Mark Halsey’s hour-long stint on Nedum Onuoha’s podcast recently. Halsey, like Langford, is somebody I always felt refereed games as players and fans would like them refereed, with a lot of benefit of the doubt given, and cards kept in the pocket unless absolutely necessary. Halsey ended up on the Premier League list only because he listened to his assessors and refereed games in a more by-the-book, officious manner which he didn’t like, didn’t believe in, and didn’t enjoy doing. Langford’s performance here wasn’t him. It wasn’t like I’ve seen him referee countless Championship games, but that’s rather the point — he’s been in the Championship as long as we have, we’ve had him four times a season for as long as we’ve been here, he’s only ever had one Premier League game in his life. Like Geoff Eltringham, he usually referees a game in the way the fans and players would like it refereed, and therefore he’s stuck here. This was an uncomfortable, poor performance, but I bet the fucking assessor absolutely loved it. There’s absolutely no way, no way in the world, Oliver Langford books Jimmy Dunne for that in any of the other games I’ve ever seen him referee. Somebody is eyeing a promotion, and to get that you don’t referee for us, or for the players, or yourself. You referee for the prick in the stand with the clipboard. And that’s what he did here in my opinion. The worst performance I’ve ever seen from him, and I’d wager the best mark he’s ever had from an assessor in a QPR game. Really quite profoundly sad.

QPR 1 Millwall 1, Saturday August 8, 2021, Championship

Afobe apart, Millwall were good, vindicating our pre-season shout that this could easily be a play-off team. There’s an eye for detail in Gary Rowett’s management that always draws me to him — he’d picked up on all the issues regarding space in front of and behind QPR’s wing backs, and who to press and when as we try to play through Johansen in midfield, that were there in our pre-season games. They are, still, as well, a Millwall team at heart. Their three centre backs, led by Shaun Hutchinson, stood for no shit whatsoever, and neither Charlie Austin nor Lyndon Dykes got much of a kick all afternoon. When they felt it required, a tactical foul was made, often with added nastiness and bite — early leniency from referee Oliver Langford ended with a yellow card for Ballard on the quarter hour for a hack from behind, and Murray Wallace and George Saville would follow him into the book later for similar reducers.

QPR: Dieng 6; Odubajo 7, Dickie 9, De Wijs 8, Barbet 7, Wallace 6; Ball 5, Johansen 7 (Thomas 73, 5); Willock 6, Dykes 5, Austin 5 (Dozzell 68, 6)

Subs not used: Kakay, Archer, Dunne, Bettache, Adomah

Goals: Dickie 31 (unassisted)

Millwall: Bialkowski 7; McNamara 6, Ballard 7, Hutchinson 7, Wallace 7, Malone 6; Evans 6 (Mitchell 88, -), Kieftenbeld 7, Saville 7 (Leonard 68, 6); Afobe 5 (Smith 78, 5), Wallace 8

Subs not used: Long, Bradshaw, Pearce, Mahoney

Goals: Wallace 11 (unassisted)

Bookings: Ballard 15 (foul), Wallace 43 (foul), Saville 59 (foul)

Referee — Oliver Langford (West Midlands) 7 Few complaints, though it will be interesting to see how this Euros-style leniency plays in the Championship if that is the policy they’re pursuing this season. Certainly Chris Willock had plenty of cause to be aggrieved with stuff that was waved away on him.

Norwich 1 QPR 1, Tuesday December 29, 2020, Championship

But, mostly, the home team started to behave rather oddly. Top of the league, 13 wins, Vrancic, Cantwell and Pukki against Moe, Larry and Curly? This should have been a cakewalk. Todd Kane was playing like a man who had Norwich on his coupon and Buendia and Aarons double teaming Hämäläinen was a meat raffle waiting to happen. And yet, somehow, not. Frustration with a clunky performance soon manifested itself in a series of screeched appeals to referee Oliver Langford for nothing very much at all. Pukki fumed at a thirtieth minute penalty appeal for an alleged foul by Geoff Cameron, but it was nothing of the sort and even Rob Styles would have waved it away. Afterwards Daniel Farke, while insisting he wouldn’t be speaking about the officials and brushing off ongoing questions about the whereabouts of the painting of The Fallen Madonna with the Big Boobies, claimed his side should have had four (four) penalty kicks at least, but jumping up in the air and screaming the place down doth not a penalty kick make. Actually, that’s not true, but more on that later.

Quite what Rob Dickie was doing loitering around on the goal line on 67 minutes only he knows, but it proved very useful as Sorensen’s low shot zipped past the keeper towards the bottom corner. QPR desperately needed to keep possession of the ball better, rather than handing it back to their opposition quite so readily, but once back in shape the back three at least looked solid. Sadly, a seed planted earlier was about to germinate. All of the constant, ongoing, incessant appeals, all of the haranguing of the match officials, all of the abuse from the bench, the almost certainly incorrectly disallowed goal, proved too much to resist. Skater boi said see you later boi (fuck me) and hurled himself to the floor one more time. Dom Ball had actually pulled out. It made no difference. A penalty kick. Pukki to his right and Dieng’s left. One nil. Does that Eyeball Paul thing with the vodka actually work?

Or… not. QPR responded by coming up with a new fangled idea of attempting to score from corners, rather than punting them straight to the defender at the near post. Little Tom Carroll can take them it turns out. Feels like this might have been worth a mensh a bit earlier if I’m being truthful, Thomas. Dom Ball’s firm header from one on 78 minutes was a foot either side away from being an equaliser. Don’t worry about it, let’s get on with the quiz. Here goes Osayi-Samuel, screaming into the penalty area, hitting the deck under duress from Zimmermann. Langford, for whom penalty controversies have already been a bit of a thing this season in games between QPR and Rotherham, Sheff Wed and Reading, had rather painted himself into a corner now. If Cantwell’s best Jack Laugher impression was a penalty kick, then this had to be as well, as I very forcefully put to him while throwing empty Peroni bottles, creative swear words and graphic sexual imagery at my television set. Dykes, who’d taken and scored QPR’s previous four spot kicks this season, had been replaced by Macauley Bonne by this point so Bright took on the responsibility himself and smashed it home.

Norwich: McGovern 6 (Barden 46, 6); Aarons 7, Zimmerman 6, Hanley 7, Sorensen 5 (Hugill 89, -); Crane 7, McLean 6; Buendia 6, Vrancic 6, Cantwell 7 (Dowell 89, -); Pukki 6

Subs not used: Quintilla, Martin, Tettey, Omobamidele, Gibson, Omotoye

Goals: Pukki 75 (penalty, won Cantwell)

Bookings: Zimmermann 84 (foul), McClean 87 (foul), Skipp 90 (foul)

QPR: Dieng 8; Dickie 8, Cameron 7, Barbet 7; Kane 5, Ball 6, Carroll 6, Chair 6 (Adomah 71, 6), Hämäläinen 5; Dykes 5 (Bonne 71, 6), Osayi-Samuel 6

Subs not used: Thomas, Willock, Masterson, Bettache, Kelman, Kelly, Duke-McKenna

Goals: Osayi-Samuel 84 (penalty, won Osayi-Samuel)

Bookings: Kane 22 (foul), Ball 73 (foul), Dickie 75 (dissent), Carroll 88 (time wasting), Osayi-Samuel 90+1 (foul) Bonne 90+4 (foul)

Referee — Oliver Langford (West Midlands) 5 A difficult game to referee, with Norwich screaming blue murder over every decision. That ratcheted up the pressure which eventually told when he incorrectly awarded them a penalty for the Cantwell dive, having earlier wrongly disallowed a goal by the same player on the linesman’s say so. I’m not overly convinced he would have awarded Bright’s at the end were it not for the nagging doubt that he’d got the earlier one wrong. Big decisions wrong — never a high mark in those circs.

QPR 3 Rotherham 2, Tuesday November 24, 2020, Championship

But Warburton’s team got straight back on it. They were in again literally from the kick-off as Kakay and Osayi-Samuel got into the penalty area down the right and a deflected near post cross was headed fractionally wide by Willock. Then incredible work from Chair presented Osayi-Samuel with an absolute sitter right in front of goal but a combination of what seemed to be Angus MacDonald’s outstretched arm, and the foot of the post, diverted the ball away. No penalty from referee Oliver Langford, and no appeals either, so presumably the picture quality and frame rate of the stream was playing tricks on me. To be honest, it’s a miracle we saw it at all, given the match director’s obsession with long, lingering shots of visiting manager Paul Warne while play was in progress. I’d have no trouble picking him out of an identity line-up after this farce, I’ve seen more of him than I have my mum in the last nine months.

More to come too, as Rotherham desperately tried to see out the remainder of the half committing tactical fouls, but only succeeded in giving Rangers a chance to put another ball into the box where Barlaser, weighed down by the Samba Diakite Memorial Millstone of being our opposition one-to-watch in the pre-match, senselessly reached around with an arm and punched the ball away from Dykes. Flamethrower loaded, penalty dispatched in the usual manner, 3-1 a much fairer reflection of proceedings.

Kakay had been poor all game but Niko Hämäläinen, after a splendid first hour with Willock in front of him, now suddenly couldn’t find his own arse with both hands. Time after time after time possession was conceded down his side, and he was fortunate twice in two minutes with sliding tackles that went wrong. The former was generously waved away as a goal kick, the latter, on latest big impact Rotherham substitute Olosunde, could easily have been a penalty had he not just about withdrawn his legs in time. You’d have wanted it. Ihiekwe was booked for dissent in the aftermath. The Millers will tell you they have history with this referee.

QPR: Dieng 7; Kakay 5, Masterson 6, Barbet 6, Hämäläinen 6; Ball 6, Cameron 6 (Carroll 66, 5); Osayi-Samuel 8 (Adomah 79, 5), Chair 7, Willock 8 (Bonne 60, 4); Dykes 6

Subs not used: Kane, Wallace, Bettache, Kelman, Kelly, Alfa

Goals: Chair 20 (assisted Osayi-Samuel), Osayi-Samuel 45+1 (assisted Cameron), Dykes 45+3 (penalty, handball)

Rotherham: Blackman 5; Harding 6 (Hirst 84, -), Ihiekwe 6, MacDonald 6, Mattock 5; Jozefzoon 6 (Olosunde 59, 7), Wiles 6, Barlaser 5 (Crooks 45, 6), Clarke 5 (Lindsay 45, 6); Vassell 6 (Ladapo 74, 8); Smith 7

Subs not used: Johansson, Jones, Wood, Miller

Goals: Smith 38 (assisted Harding), Ladapo 84 (unassisted)

Bookings: Wiles 45+3 (foul), Ihiekwe 79 (dissent), Crooks 90+1 (foul)

Referee — Oliver Langford (West Midlands) 6 A man Rotherham have history with by all accounts, and they were very unhappy about a second half penalty appeal against Hämäläinen which you’d have certainly have wanted at the other end but I thought he just about managed to pull out of enough. I would say that wouldn’t I, I suppose, and he was daft to go to ground and give the referee a decision to make. Unusually pedantic about the placement of everything, which he isn’t usually.

QPR 0 Sheff Wed 3, Saturday July 11, 2020, Championship

QPR: Lumley 5; Masterson 4 (Oteh 33, 4), Cameron 3, Barbet 3; Kakay 5, Manning 3; Eze 4, Ball 3 (Clarke 60, 4), Amos 3; Osayi-Samuel 4, Shodipo 4 (Chair 60, 4)

Subs not used: Kane, Rangel, Bettache, Kelly, Gubbins

Bookings: Ball 35 (foul)

Sheff Wed: Wildsmith 6; Iorfa 7, Lees 6 (Shaw 75, 6), Borner 6; Odubajo 6, Hunt 6 (Pelupessy 61, 6); Bannan 7, Luongo 8, Harris 7; Windass 6 (Nuhiu 75, 6), Da Cruz 6 (Murphy 55, 8)

Subs not used: Rhodes, Reach, Dawson, Brennan, Hughes

Goals: Iorfa 5 (assisted Luongo), Windass 45+2 (assisted Harris), Murphy 78 (assisted Bannan)

Bookings: Hunt 30 (foul), Odubajo 57 (foul)

Referee — Oliver Langford (West Midlands) 8 Few errors and three correct yellow cards in a relatively easy, uncompetitive game to control.

QPR 4 Stoke City 2, Saturday February 15, 2020, Championship

From there on, both teams reverted to type. QPR became the QPR that had stuck six through Cardiff, five through Swansea, four through Blackburn, three through Luton in half an hour and so on. Geoff Cameron looked like a man on a mission against the club he served for eight years and Dominic Ball was covering serious yardage alongside him to lay a platform. Jordan Hugill, buoyed by the goal, was giving a fairly hapless looking centre back pairing of Danny Batth and the newly acquired James Chester a torrid afternoon, taking them both on physically and winning every battle, caked in mud from an old school afternoon of centre forward play. In the space between the two engine rooms, Ebere Eze started to seriously look the part, playing much further forward than he had been a fortnight ago to great effect, building on the good showings at Huddersfield and Swansea with a masterclass here. Osayi-Samuel slowly started getting the better of Bruno Martins Indi, although a big penalty appeal just before half time looked like a theatrical fall and referee Oliver Langford was right to wave it away. Ryan Manning steamed into attacks from the left side like it was August again, and even coal-fired Marc Pugh was chugging along nicely and effectively.

Stoke meanwhile regressed to the overpaid, underworked slop they’ve been for the last three years. Powell, so mesmerising in the first third of the game, started throwing his arms around and sulking with team mates. Clucas, scorer of the brilliant first, was booked for bitching at the referee. Joe Allen, so ruddy bloody brave, was bossed by the makeshift Cameron and Ball partnership. Tom Ince was, frankly, a complete joke. Chester and Batth looked big, and slow, and out of their depth against a mobile attack. The dangerous Campbell vanished from the game minus any sort of support.

You never would have seen it coming after half an hour but it should have been 3-2 to QPR before half time. Grant Hall this time taking a turn at missing, essentially, an open goal from a yard out from a corner in first half stoppage time. Undeterred, Rangers set about the second half with real purpose. Pugh claimed he’d been clipped when played in behind two minutes after the restart but the fall looked like a theatrical, belated afterthought and I could see why the referee waved it away, though I know not many agree. Fifty one minutes, great move, the sort of football you don’t mind paying to see, Jordan Hugill seeking the far corner out with a curling shot that Butland parried away. Sixty two minutes, Ilias Chair fresh from the bench, immediately to the byline and delivering some teasing service, Butland off his line to punch away from Hugill. When Wee Joe tried a brave shot from the edge of the area Manning and Ball won it from him and Rangers countered straight back - Ebere Eze’s powerful drive was tipped over as it threatened to crash in off the underside of the bar.

But QPR looked seriously good in the last hour of this game. Yoann Barbet’s return may not have tightened the defence much, but his distribution from back there makes such a difference, as does Ryan Manning’s attacking from left back alongside him. The football was clever, creative, and ceaselessly attacking. A blatant haul back on Eze by Tommy Smith brought a yellow card and devilish Manning free kick which cried out for a killer touch. Hall got the wrong side of a static Batth, apparently thinking about other things, at a corner and was clearly and obviously hauled down for a penalty but referee Langford, ridiculously, waved it away.

There was one of those deliberate, cynical, taking one for the team fouls by Manning on Ince to stop a counter attack and gladden the hearts of those who feel we’re a bit too nice and passive for our own good. And there was a goal. A beautiful goal. Scored by Osayi-Samuel, on the end of a lofted through ball from Barbet, sent screaming into the far corner of the net when there seemed to be no angle for a shot, after a chop back onto the right foot so severe it sent Danny Batth skidding so far beyond the Loft End byline that he had to pay to get back in. From two nil down QPR were now three two up and absolutely motoring. Is it still raining? I hadn’t noticed.

QPR: Kelly 6; Rangel 7, Hall 5, Barbet 6, Manning 8; Ball 8, Cameron 8; Osayi-Samuel 8, Eze 8, Pugh 7 (Chair 61, 7); Hugill 7 (Oteh 90+4, -)

Subs not used: Lumley, Kane, Amos, Masterson, Clarke

Goals: Hugill 34 (assisted Manning), Eze 38 (assisted Pugh), Osayi-Samuel 71 (assisted Barbet), Chair 90+1 (assisted Manning)

Yellows: Osayi-Samuel 24 (foul), Cameron 41 (foul), Manning 80 (foul), Rangel 88 (foul)

Stoke: Butland 5; Smith 5, Batth 4, Chester 5, Martins Indi 6; Allen 5 (Ngoy 79, -), Clucas 6; Ince 4, Powell 7, Thompson 5 (Cousins 66, 5); Campbell 7 (Vokes 79, -)

Subs not used: Davies, Gregory, Oakley-Boothe, Collins

Goals: Clucas 27 (unassisted), Campbell 31 (assisted Powell)

Yellows: Clucas 55 (dissent), Smith 74 (foul)

Referee — Oliver Langford (West Mids) 6 I’ve seen a bit of stick kicking around for him today and don’t get me wrong there were mistakes — I thought Bright’s yellow was harsh, and the pull back on Hall is the most blatant penalty I’ve seen not given for a while and took place right in front of him. But I thought most of the other penalty claims, and the Pugh trip, he actually called right, and the yellow cards were tough to argue with as well. Not his best, but as I’ve said before I like his style and he got more right than wrong in a difficult game to oversee.

QPR 2 Middlesbrough 1, Saturday December 18, 2018, Championship

In injury time, Joe Lumley rather naively kicked the ball out in his own half for a non-existent clock running injury to Wells — Pulis ordered his team not to return it. I’d probably have done the same. In the first half, he appealed long and loud that Assombalonga had been wrestled to the ground in the penalty area — referee Oliver Langford said no. I’d have wanted it too. Afterwards he blamed the referee for the whole thing, including QPR second goal which he says came from a free kick for an offside that wasn’t (it was) taken from the wrong place (not by much) with a moving ball (which wasn’t). He didn’t mention Assombalonga craftily creating a chance early in the second half by laying on top of Jake Bidwell by Lumley’s goal post, pinning him to the ground and playing everybody onside. Nor that Aden Flint spent more time with Langford on Saturday — screaming, shouting, arguing, sarcastically applauding — than Mrs Langford has in the last five years put together. He will, almost certainly, be demanding yet more money to spend in January, so defeats to teams with three youth team players in the starting 11, two senior defenders out injured and a third leaving the pitch at half time, and a loaned striker from Burnley running rings round an expensively assembled defence, definitely don’t happen again. Not that this one was anything to do with him, you understand. Pesky referees.

QPR: Lumley 6; Furlong 7, Leistner 8, Lynch 5 (Scowen 52, 6), Bidwell 6; Cousins 7, Luongo 8; Wszolek 8, Eze 7 (Smith 88, -), Freeman 8; Wells 8 (Oteh 90+3, -)

Subs not used: Ingram, Chair, Osayi-Samuel, Smyth

Goals: Wszolek 3 (assisted Bidwell), Wells 60 (assisted Wszolek)

Boro: Randolph 5; Shotton 6, Ayala 6, Flint 6, Friend 5; Howson 6 (Wing 64, 6), Clayton 6; Saville 7 (Fletcher 82, -), Downing 6 (Tavernier 64, 6), Assombalonga 5; Hugill 5

Subs not used: Konstantopoulos, Batth, McNair, Fry

Goals: Saville 51 (unassisted)

Bookings: Saville 58 (foul), Flint 73 (persistent fuckwittery), Assombalonga 88 (foul)

Referee — Oliver Langford (West Midlands) 6 I like him. I like his style. I like how unfussy he is. But I do think it could have been a penalty for the foul on Assombalonga, it’s an absolute liberty that Wszolek wasn’t booked for at least one of his two dire fouls in the second half, and although it was us doing the time wasting this time rather than having it done to us it was another example of a referee just allowing it to go on and then not adding sufficient time at the end. An absolute plague of Championship matches this season. So not too high a mark, but I enjoyed his performance and much prefer this to the constant interference and card fest that referees like Simpson, Woolmer and Robinson often preside over.

Bolton 1 QPR 2, Saturday September 15, 2018, Championship

QPR looked good. They could have taken the lead after two minutes when Hemed flicked on for Wells who will perhaps regret not taking a shot on first time but rounded the keeper all the same and squared it back for Hemed who was denied by a desperate Mark Beevers block on the goal line. Two minutes after that Wells looked to have his heels clipped chasing a ball into the left channel but referee Oliver Langford showed no interest in awarding a penalty. Looked a spot kick to me at first glance.

Bolton’s struggles to keep hold of Eze were highlighted by Noone’s brutal hack at the youngster after a quarter of an hour which brought the game’s only yellow card — Langford so keen to brandish it that he belted Jordan Cousins in the face in the process. Championship.

Bolton: Alnwick 6; Olkowski 6, Wheater 5, Beevers 6, Grounds 5 (Oztumer 83, -); Lowe 6 (Magennis 60, 7), O’Neil 6; Ameobi 5 (Wildschut 35, 6), Williams 6, Noone 6; Doidge 5

Subs not used: Vela, Hobbs, Wilson, Matthews

Goals: Magennis 69 (free kick, won Doidge)

Bookings: Noone 14 (foul)

QPR: Lumley 6; Rangel 6, Leistner 7, Lynch 6, Bidwell 6; Eze 7, Cousins 5, Luongo 5, Freeman 7 (Scowen 83, -); Wells 7 (Smith 87, -), Hemed 6 (Cameron 73, 6)

Subs not used: Ingram, Baptiste, Wszolek, Osayi-Samuel

Goals: Freeman 26 (assisted Wells), Eze 56 (assisted Freeman)

Referee — Oliver Langford (West Midlands) 5 A referee I like, but one who missed what looked a clear penalty to me on Wells early on, and then awarded some incredibly soft stuff in the second half including the free kick for the goal which looked like Doidge just fell over under no contact at all to me.

QPR 4 Sheff Wed 2, Tuesday April 10, 2018, Championship

The second half started as predicted with Wednesday doing all they could to get back into the game whilst Rangers looked happy to play on the counter. Osayi-Samuel used his body well before turning inside the visitors' area only for Tom Lees to inflict one of the most blatant assaults in a penalty box you are likely to see. No complaints from any of the travelling party and despite Scowen's half arsed attempted at getting the ball following the amateur set up at the Madjeski, Sylla wasn't having any of it.

Cue one of the most bizarre run ups you're likely to see, Sylla slotted away his penalty before celebrating in a choreographed dance likely to put Diversity to shame. He then celebrated with Holloway and the coaching staff before breaking out in a solo effort in front of the C Club, all whilst the referee tried to restart the game.

QPR: Smithies 7; Furlong 7, Baptise 7, Robinson 6, Bidwell 8; Cousins 7, Scowen 6 (Manning 67, 7), Freeman 6; Osayi-Samuel 7 (Wszolek 77, 6), Sylla 7 (Smith 68, 6), Smyth 7

Subs not used: Ingram, Kakay, Eze, Washington

Goals: Smyth 8 (assisted Bidwell), Bidwell 10 (assisted Sylla), Sylla 15 (assisted Furlong), 53 (penalty won Osayi-Samuel)

Bookings: Scowen (foul play)

Sheff Wed: Wildsmith; Palmer, Lees, Pudil, Thorniley; Pelupessy, Jones, Reach, Forestieri (Boyd 80); Joao (Matias 64), Nuhui (Rhodes 83)

Subs not used: Dawson, Baker, Butterfield, Nielsen.

Goals: Forestieri 61 (assisted Joao), Nuhui 69 (assisted Palmer)

Bookings: Pudil (foul play)

Referee - Oliver Langford 6 Did okay but booked Scowen and cautioned Baptiste for two strong challenges in the first half at the request of Nuhui.

Sheffield United 2 QPR 1, Tuesday February 20, 2018, Championship

Osayi-Samuel came on for Washington with ten minutes to go and Eze replaced Luongo with just three to play, but neither substitute did anything of note. One final chance fell to Smith in the late stages. Freeman swung in a great cross from the left and Smith got up well and powered a header straight at Blackman, who saved comfortably. This was exactly the same kind of chance Smith had against Villa, a foot either side of the keeper and it was in. But as usual, with the ball safely in his hands, the keeper chose to dive on the floor and demonstrate his excellent time-wasting skills; he was superb at this. The referee kept hurrying him up and did add five minutes on at the end. It didn’t really matter though as Utd did a very professional job in playing out time well away from their goal and the three points stayed in South Yorkshire.

QPR: Smithies 6; Baptiste 5 (Smyth 66, 6), Onuoha 5, Lynch 5; Wszolek 5, Bidwell 4; Scowen 5, Freeman 6, Luongo 5 (Eze 87, -); Washington 5 (Osayi-Samuel 80, -) Smith 5

Subs not used: Ingram, Perch, Chair, Furlong

Goals: Freeman 63 (unassisted)

Sheff Utd: Blackman 5; Basham 6, Stearman 7, O’Connell 7, Baldock 7; Evans 6, Duffy 6 (Leonard 75, 6), Lundstram 7 (Lafferty 84, -), Stevens 7; Clarke 7 Sharp 5 (Donaldson 74, 5)

Subs not used: Wright, Eastwood, Evans, Brooks

Goals: Stearman 27 (assisted Clarke), Lundstram 50 (assisted Sharp)

Bookings: Evans 77 (foul)

Referee: Oliver Langford 6 This was a pretty easy game to referee as there was hardly a decision to make. Kept his cards in his pocket, bar one obvious yellow for Evans in the second half. As usual Smith got nothing despite his rough handling and ref could’ve put a stop the endless time-wasting of the Utd keeper, but chose to ignore it.

QPR 0 Middlesbrough 3, Saturday January 20, 2018, Championship

Smith’s arrival did at least worry Boro’s enormous back four into almost conceding a penalty. Referee Oliver Langford is known as a lenient official, and in general we quite like that, but at least one of the two incidents where Smith was knocked to the ground in the six yard box chasing a cross, once with an elbow and the other more blatantly when Ayala had his hands around his neck, looked like they should have been a spot kick. QPR haven’t had a penalty since the opening day of the season against Reading and when Smith was later then penalised himself for much less it became clear he wasn’t about to get one for us here. Langford not the first referee this season who I think has judged the big target man harshly when he’s clearly being fouled in the penalty area. Holloway and Pulis, friends off the pitch, at it like cats and dogs on the touchline after the second incident.

But you can’t play as poorly as QPR did here and go away talking about refereeing decisions. Langford was fine overall, and Rangers weren’t even close to that.

QPR: Smithies 6; Onuoha 5, Lynch 5, Robinson 5; Furlong 6, Bidwell 5 (Osayi-Samuel 46, 5); Scowen 5 (Eze 70, 6), Freeman 5, Luongo 5; Washington 5, Oteh 5 (Smith 46, 5)

Subs not used: Ingram, Manning, Baptiste, Wszolek

Boro: Randolph 6; Shotton 7, Ayala 7, Gibson 7, Friend 7; Bamford 6 (Clayton 72, 7), Leadbitter 7, Howson 7, Traore 8; Downing 7 (Christie 87, -); Asombalonga 6 (Gestede 69, 7)

Subs not used: Konstantopoulos, Braithwaite, Fletcher, Johnson

Goals: Ayala 24 (assisted Traore), Friend 34 (unassisted), Traore 85 (assisted Gestede)

Referee — Oliver Langford (West Midlands) 6 Usual calm, unfussy, cardless officiating of the game that we’ve come to expect from him, but I thought at leats one of the fouls on Smith in the second half was worth a penalty and to then penalise him and give a free kick the other way for far less in the third instance was taking the piss a bit.

Norwich 2 QPR 0, Wednesday August 16, 2017, Championship

Norwich: Gunn 6; Pinto 6 (Martin 68, 6), Zimmermann 6, Franke 6; Husband 5, Reed 7, Hoolahan 6, Maddison 7, Vrancic 7; Murphy 6 (Watkins 79, 6), Oliveira 8 (Stiepermann 85, -)

Subs not used: Naismith, Jerome, Tettey, McGovern

Goals: Oliveira 48 (assisted Vrancic), Reed 82 (unassisted)

Bookings: Martin 72 (foul)

QPR: Smithies 7; Perch 6, Onuoha 6, Lynch 6 (Furlong 65, 5); Wszolek 5 (Lua Lua 29, 5), Bidwell 7; Scowen 6, Freeman 6, Luongo 6; Mackie 6 (Smith 71, 5), Washington 5

Subs not used: Ingram, Manning, Borysiuk, Robinson

Bookings: Lynch 15 (foul)

Referee — Oliver Langford (West Midlands) 8 The usual calm, assured, unfussy performance we’ve come to expect from this excellent (famous last words) referee. Must be knocking on the door for a promotion soon.

QPR 5 Rotherham 1, Saturday March 18, 2017, Championship

A fairly frustrating half finished with Rangers leading 2-1 and Matt Smith having an angry dispute with referee Oliver Langford, in for the advertised Andy Davies, after twice being dumped to the turf by Belaid and requiring treatment to his knee. One might have thought, after Smith had made such a big deal of it, and the referee’s attention had been drawn, and a warning had been issued, that it might have been half an idea for Belaid to lie low at the start of the second half and maybe leave Smith alone for a bit. Instead, within two minutes of the restart, he pulled the big striker to the ground by the head as a long throw from Darnell Furlong flew across the area. A ridiculous piece of play, an obvious penalty, an act of pure stupidity in a centre half display the likes of which we haven’t seen since Gus Caeser was lumbering around these parts trying not to kill anybody. Karl Ready has done more talented beer shits than Belaid, and partnering him with Ajayi who spent the entire afternoon booting the ball straight up in the air was disastrous.

QPR: Smithies 6; Furlong 6, Onuoha 6, Lynch 5, Bidwell 6; Luongo 7 (Goss 74, 6), Hall 7, Freeman 7 (Morrison 63, 6); Sylla 6, Ngbakoto 7, Smith 7 (Washington 63, 6)

Subs not used: Mackie, Ingram, Wszolek, Manning

Goals: Smith 5 (assisted Sylla), Freeman 15 (unassisted) Ngbakoto 49 (penalty won Smith), Luongo 57 (assisted Ngbakoto), Onuoha 90+1 (assisted Ngbakoto)

Rotherham: Price 2; Vaulks 5, Ajayi 2, Belaid 2, Purrington 5; Taylor 5 (Forde 65, 5), Adeyemi 5, Frecklington 4, Newell 6; Ward 4 (Smallwood 85, -), Yates 5 (Morris 70, -)

Subs not used: Blackstock, Bray, Warren Bilboe

Goals: Newell 13 (unassisted)

Yellow Cards: Belaid 48 (foul)

Referee — Oliver Langford (West Midlands) 8 Apart from being a late replacement for Andy Davies, and therefore making a mess of our copy and paste referee profiles next time we have either of them in charge of our game, he was very decent I thought. Not a particularly competitive match clearly but controlled well, just the one card and the penalty decision was correct.

Reading 0 QPR 1, Thursday January 12, 2017, Championship And it should have been more than 1-0. Just to prove it wasn’t a fluke, just to prove QPR had planned meticulously for this Reading side, they nearly scored an identical goal two minutes later — this time Mackie arrived in the Manning position as Wszolek provided brilliant service once more and a low shot destined for the far corner flicked off a defender and flashed wide. Jamie Mackie was shown a very harsh yellow card by referee Oliver Langford for kicking the ball away but it didn’t interrupt the momentum.

Reading: Al Habsi 5; Gunter 6, Moore 6, Van Den Berg 6, Obita 5; Kelly 6; Beerens 6, Williams 6, Swift 6 (Meite 73, 5), McCleary 6; Kermorgant 4

Subs not used: Cooper, Evans, Samuel, Wieser, Watson, Moore

Bookings: Moore 85 (handball), van den Berg 89 (foul)

QPR: Smithies 6; Furlong 7, Onuoha 7, Lynch 7, Bidwell 7; Manning 7 (Doughty 86, -), Hall 8, Luongo 7; Mackie 7 (Comley 90+2, -), Wszolek 8, Sylla 7 (Lua Lua 73, 6)

Subs not used: Ingram, El Khayati, Shodipo, Ngbakoto

Goals: Mackie 28 (assisted Manning)

Bookings: Mackie 33 (kicking ball away), Wszolek 87 (foul)

Referee — Oliver Langford (West Mids) 8 A man in prolific card form at the moment, and ridiculously harsh on Mackie with his first half booking, but the other three cards were all justified and overall I thought he was very good.

QPR 3 Leeds 0, Sunday August 7, 2016, Championship

Wood’s ineffectiveness up front and Luongo and Henry’s dominance of the midfield starved their two headline summer signings, Matt Grimes on loan from Swansea and Kemar Roofe for £3m from Oxford, of any ball at all. Grimes curled a second half free kick over the bar from long range with Smithies just about covering it after a foul by Ben Gladwin — already booked for a bad tackle in the first half this was the second time he’d lunged in horribly since and he was lucky not to be sent off by referee Oliver Langford before Hasselbaink sensibly withdrew him. A mistake from Nedum Onuoha — rare on the day, one of his better outings at right back this — gave Roofe a clear run into the QPR half but Onuoha and Caulker were quicker, fitter and sharper and able to get back and block away the danger.

Those two second half subs turned the screw on a Leeds side that had been struggling to keep hold of QPR’s coat tails anyway. El Khayati saw one of his trademark curling shots to the far corner blocked by a defender and another well saved by Robert Green on his first return to Loftus Road after departing Rangers in the summer. Green saved nervously at his near post from Chery as well but there was nothing he could do when Cousins drew a naïve foul from Leeds’ wonderfully named youngster Ronaldo Veira in the penalty area and Chery converted from the spot. The visitors had simply been overawed and when Polter made it three later on it was no more than Rangers deserved.

QPR: Smithies 6; Onuoha 7, Caulker 7, Hall 7, Bidwell 7; Gladwin 5 (Cousins 56, 7), Henry 8, Luongo 8, Shodipo 6 (El Khayati 68, 6); Chery 7 (Perch 88, -); Polter 8

Subs not used: Lynch, Washington, Ingram, Kpekawa

Goals: Bamba og 5 (assisted Chery/Onuoha), Chery 73 (penalty, won Cousins), Polter 90+3 (assisted Onuoha)

Bookings: Gladwin 25 (foul), Bidwell 31 (dissent)

Leeds: Green 3; Beradi 3 (Coyle 22, 6); Bartley 6, Bamba 4, Taylor 6; Viera 6, Diagouraga 4; Dallas 5, Grimes 5 (Antonsson 61, 4), Roofe 5 (Sacko 75, 7); Wood 4

Subs not used: Cooper, Turnbull, Mowatt, Phillips

Bookings: Grimes 57 (foul)

Referee — Oliver Langford (West Midlands) 6 Gladwin should probably have been sent off. Three very poor challenges, two of them after he’d already been booked, ordinarily you’d be paddling round in the early bath water for that. Bidwell’s booking for dissent — throwing his arms around after a 50/50 call went against him — is fair enough under the new clamp down as long as it’s applied consistently. Given that Bamba was allowed to give Langford a gobfull after the penalty award (which was blatant) and later chase the official half the length of the field yelling at him for not penalising Seb Polter for a foul I don’t think there was any consistency here. Overall though, not too bad.

Forest 1 QPR 0, Saturday January 9, 2016, FA Cup Third Round

Grant Hall, fresh from a deserved contract renewal during the week, was booked by referee Oliver Langford for a firm foul on Ward, after a quarter of an hour. Lumley set up his wall well - despite some absolute Nesbit right behind the kid in the away end screaming “it’s too far right Green you fucking West Ham cunt” at him throughout the process - and Jamie Ward’s shot subsequently smacked straight into the defensive line.

Forest: De Vries 7; Mancienne 6, Hobbs 6, Wilson 6, Cohen 6 (Lichaj 71, 6); Tesche 5, Gardner 6 (Lansbury 62, - (Jokic 79, -)) Osborn 6, Burke 8; Blackstock 5, Ward 7

Subs Not Used: Mendes, Burke, Walker, Evtimov

Goals: Ward 24 (assisted Burke)

QPR: Lumley 6; Onuoha 5, Hall 6, Angella 6, Hill 6 (Perch 67, 5); Tozser 6; Mackie 5 (Petrasso 61, 6), Luongo 5, Doughty 6, Gladwin 6 (Chery 52, 6); Emmanuel- Thomas 4

Subs Not Used: Polter, Hoilett, Faurlin, Brzozowski

Yellow Cards: Hall 17 (foul), Doughty 43 (foul)

Referee — Oliver Langford (West Midlands) 6 One of my preferred referees thanks to his unfussy style and leniency with the cards, but he wasn’t great here. Several harsh decisions against QPR, though none of them crucial. Fitted in quite well with the game really — going through the motions.

Hull City 1 QPR 1, Saturday September 19, 2015, Championship

The striker’s trademark flying header from Chery’s corner was headed onto the underside of the bar by Robertson on the line but bounced down behind him for an obvious goal which the linesman flagged for immediately. Steve Bruce’s complaints afterwards that the assistant had been “hasty” in giving the correct decision was vintage Alex Ferguson Manchester United bile — doesn’t matter that your team can’t defend a corner properly, or your medical department incorrectly turned away a fantastic striker who now keeps scoring against you, shift blame quickly onto the defenceless person who’s actually got the decision right. “He failed your medical” rang out from the away end.

Hull’s wing back system gives opposing full backs a lot of time on the ball when their team has possession. That benefitted James Perch who, after a nervy beginning where Robertson did him twice, grew into the game and gave his best performance in Hoops. It didn’t do so much for Paul Konchesky, whose monotonous possession concession suggested he’d either brought some odd shaped boots or put his regular ones on the wrong feet. A foul five minutes into the second half which he was fortunate not to be booked for thanks to the leniency of referee Oliver Langford rather summed it up.

Hull: McGregor 6; Bruce 6 (Akprom 65, 6), Davies 6, Dawson 7; Robertson 8, Huddlestone 7, Clucas 6, Diame 6 (Elmohamady 76, 6), Odubajo 6; Hernandez 5 Aluko 4 (Maloney 69, 6)

Subs not used: Jakupovic, Taylor, Meyler, Hayden

Goals: Dawson 38 (assisted Huddlestone)

QPR: Green 6; Perch 6, Onuoha 6, Angella 7, Konchesky 5; Faurlin 8, Henry 6; Phillips 6, Luongo 6 (Doughty 87, -), Chery 5 (Mackie 76, 6); Austin 8

Subs not used: Hall, Gladwin, Emmanuel-Thomas, Smithies, Tozser

Goals: Austin 26 (assisted Chery)

Referee — Oliver Langford (West Midlands) 9 After Darren Deadman’s histrionics and rank incompetence on Wednesday, what an absolute blessed relief to see a Championship game refereed calmly, sensibly and competently by a referee who’s all about letting the football take place while staying out of the way and treating the players like adults rather than naughty school boys. More of this guy please.

Yeovil 0 QPR 3, Tuesday August 11, 2015, League Cup First Round

Yeovil: Krysiak 5; Roberts 5, Arthurworrey 5, Sokolik 5, Smith 6; Lacey 5, Allen 4 (Fogden 46, 5), Dolan 6, Laird 5 (Burrows 63, 5); Cornick 5, Jeffers 5 (Beck 46, 5) Subs not used: Bird, Weale

QPR: Green 6; Perch 6, Onuoha 6, Hall 6, Kpekawa 7; Doughty 7, Gobern 5 (Hoilett 77, 5); Phillips 5 (Blackwood 70, 6), Gladwin 5 (Henry 59, 5), Emmanuel-Thomas 6; Polter 7

Subs not used: Chery, Lumley, Konchesky, Luongo

Goals: Polter 16 (assisted Kpekawa), Emmanuel Thomas 20 (assisted Kpekawa), Onuoha (unassisted)

Referee — Oliver Langford (West Midlands) 9 One of the Football League’s most lenient referees even in the most testing of times, so was never likely to have much influence over a game as uncompetitive as this one. No cards, no mistakes, but nothing to referee in truth.

QPR 5 Nottingham Forest 2, Saturday April 12, 2014, Championship

Mackie meanwhile, formerly known in these parts for such high-octane performances, was completely anonymous in a poor performance from the visiting team — after six minutes Benayoun launched into a risky tackle on the former QPR man and came out with the ball and the approval of referee Oliver Langford. A microcosm of their respective performances.

Robbed of Jermaine Jenas through yet another injury early on, his replacement Karl Henry also impressed in the centre of midfield, breaking up play, passing the ball with imagination and accuracy not previously seen, and giving Carroll a platform on which to showcase his give and go ability. Henry niggled Forest, and he provoked a reaction on the ground from Henri Lansbury on the stroke of half time that could have led to greater punishment than a simple word on the run from Langford.

But that was nothing compared to the impact of Bobby Zamora when he emerged for the final 20 minutes of the game. Rangers had been pegged back to 2-2 by then thanks to their chronic inability to defend corners which cost them at Bournemouth a week ago and nearly robbed them of points here. Giant Forest youth team graduate Jamaal Lascelles came up from the back to head home the first equaliser from close range just after the half hour and then Matt Derbyshire powered in a similar effort with 15 minutes left to play. Greg Halford, centre forward in the first meeting but back at right back here and lucky to escape a card for a nasty tackle from behind on Hoilett, also powered a header from a set piece at goal only to see it cleared from the line. Rangers must tighten up before the play-offs come around.

Charlie Austin lost his man for the first goal and his impact on a first start in three months was negligible — given the rough end of the decisions from the referee and clearly struggling for fitness, he should have been removed much earlier than he was. A first half chance poked wide at full stretch from a perfect Benoit Assou-Ekotto cross would surely have been converted earlier in the season when he was fighting fit and match sharp. One wouldn't have thought the introduction of Zamora would improve the situation greatly, given that his contribution to QPR since arriving from Fulham two years ago would probably qualify him for shop mobility, but the lumbering target man looked like a man possessed here and turned the game back in QPR's favour. Lascelles had been imperious at the heart of the Forest defence to that point, but looked like a rabbit in headlights as Zamora steamrollered his way through the final 15 minutes of the game which brought Rangers three goals.

QPR had managed only weak penalty appeals in the 20 minutes before he arrived: Kelvin Wilson potentially handled accidentally after Lascelles had flicked a cross onto his team mate, but Ravel Morrison definitely dived — pathetically — under very little contact at all 20 minutes from time. The Forest fans were in fine voice up in the School End, hopeful of roaring their team onto a first win in 13 attempts, but they were to be let down by their players again. The light at the end of their tunnel merely a train coming towards them at speed.

QPR: Green 6; Simpson 8, Dunne 6, Onuoha 6, Assou-Ekotto 7; Carroll 7, Jenas 6 (Henry 13, 7); Benayoun 8, Morrison 7, Hoilett 7 (Kranjcar 77, 6); Austin 5 (Zamora 73, 8)

Subs not used: Keane, Suk-Young, Hughes, Murphy

Goals: Benayoun 1 (assisted Carroll), Hoilett 43 (assisted Carroll/Benayoun), Onuoha 84 (assisted Carroll), Morrison 90+1 (assisted Zamora), Zamora 90+3 (assisted Morrison)

Forest: Darlow 4; Halford 6, Lascelles 6, Wilson 5, Fox 5; Peltier 5, Jara 6 (Greening 65, 5); Lansbury 5 (Osborn 65, 6), Mackie 5, Cox 5 (Henderson 74, 5); Derbyshire 7

Subs not used: Harding, de Vries, Gomes, Vaughan

Goals: Lascelles 37 (assisted Lansbury), Derbyshire 75 (assisted Osborn)

Referee — Oliver Langford (West Midlands) 7 Lenient — with Henry and Lansbury in their clash before half time, with Halford who fouled repeatedly, with Cox who dived in the first half, and Morrison who did likewise in the second. But overall, unfussy and calm, allowing a decent game to flow. No key decisions wrong.

Doncaster Rovers 2 QPR 1, Saturday November 30, 2013, Championship If it was simply over-confidence then, as happened at Millwall, Rangers would have stepped up and retaken the lead. But the lack of tempo in the Londoners’ game was palpable and absolutely slayed them here. Passes were laboured, delivered far too late, after too many touches, and too much dwelling on the ball. A blind man in a medically induced coma could have telegraphed the R’s intentions. Wellens chopped into Barton and, after prolonged treatment himself and a typical exchange of words with the QPR man, was yellow carded but the incident seemed to stoke the home fires rather than stir Rangers up at all.

Doncaster grew in belief that there was more than a point here for them. A counter attack with Robinson at its heart drew a yellow card from Dunne for a shirt pull in back play and then the Irish centre half had to flick a header behind as Rovers players queued up to convert the cross. Federicho ‘Smokey’ Macheda shot into the side netting with a now silent away following fearing that one of Rangers’ worst loanees in recent memory might come back to haunt them, and Khumalo came up for a corner but headed over.

Doncaster: Turnbull 5; Quinn 5, Khumalo 6, McCullogh 6, Stevens 6; Coppinger 6, Furman 6, Wellens 7, Duffy 7; Robinson 6, Macheda 7

Subs not used: Paynter, Cotterill, Maxted, Wakefield, Woods, De Val, Paterson

Goals: Robinson 48 (unassisted), Quinn 89 (assisted Duffy)

Bookings: Wellens 51 (foul) Turnbull 90 + 4 (time wasting)

QPR: Green 6; Simpson 6, Dunne 6, Hill 6, Assou-Ekotto 5; Barton 6, O’Neil 5 (Johnson 63, 6); Phillips 5, Jenas 4, Kranjcar 4 (Hoilett 77, 6); Austin 6

Subs not used: Traore, Carroll, Onyewu, Henry, Murphy

Goals: Austin 43

Bookings: Dunne 81 (foul), Jenas 90 + 3 (foul)

Referee — Oliver Langford (West Midlands) 7 Not much to referee, with QPR not really in the mood to be competitive, but allowed a poor game to flow as best he could. Should have got to drips with Turnbull’s time wasting a lot sooner — a card in the fourth minute of injury time isn’t much of a deterrent really — but as QPR did nothing when the ball was in play it’s difficult to get too upset about that.

QPR 0 Rochdale 2, Tuesday August 23, 2011, League Cup

A Taarabt through ball on the hour might have been the moment of magic the game begged for, but it rolled just out of Andrade’s reach and through to Lucas. A little controversy may have livened things up too but when Grimes ran onto a long, high through ball that Shittu had misjudged and then tried to whip it back over the head of the big Nigerian his penalty appeals for a perceived handball were rightly ignored by referee Oliver Langford. Whether my Langford actually knew what handball was however was open to debate as a moment later when Stephen Darby miscontrolled the ball and decided to bring it down with his hand instead in plain sight of the match official who ignored it and played on.

QPR: Murphy 5, Orr 5 (Harriman 31, 6), Perone 6, Shittu 5, Connolly 6, Ephraim 5, Rowlands 5 (Derry 72, 5), Andrade 6, Taarabt 4, Cook 4 (Hewitt 73, 5), Bothroyd 4

Subs Not Used: Cerny, Buzsaky, Gibbons, German

Rochdale: Lucas 7, Darby 7, Holness 7, Balkestein 8, Widdowson 7, Tutte 7, Kennedy 7, Jones 7, Adams 8, Grimes 8 (Thompson 83, -), Akpa Akpro 7

Subs Not Used: Edwards, Twaddle, Marshall, Gray

Booked: Widdowson (foul)

Goals: Akpa Akpro 5 (assisted Adams), Jones 81 (assisted Adams)

Referee: Oliver Langford (W Midlands) 6 No key decisions wrong but failed to play obvious advantages on numerous occasions and missed the most obvious handball I’ve ever seen in my life from Darby in the second half.

QPR 1 Peterborough 1, Saturday September 12, 2009, Championship

Before half time Whelpdale had a half hearted penalty appeal waved away, Zakuani was rightly carded for a clumsy foul on Simpson and Ephraim burst into the penalty area but dragged a low shot across the face of goal and wide of the far post.

Cerny comfortably tipped a Morgan free kick over the bar but when the same player headed wide from a corner he was a mile away from it and was then grateful to see Rowe’s low shot deflected wide of the target later in the half. Certainly it was Peterborough rather than Rangers who came home with a wet sail. Connolly and Borrowdale were both booked for fouls on Frecklington and Batt respectively as frustration grew around Loftus Road.

QPR: Cerny 5, Leigertwood 6, Connolly 6, Stewart 6, Borrowdale 5, Routledge 6, Watson 6, Faurlin 6 (Rowlands 58, 5), Ephraim 5 (Buzsaky 69, 6),Simpson 6, Taarabt 6 (Vine 58, 4)

Subs Not Used: Heaton, Ramage, Mahon, Pellicori.

Booked: Connolly (foul), Borrowdale (foul)

Goals: Routledge 34 (assisted Simpson)

Peterborough: Lewis 6, Martin 6, Morgan 6, Zakuani 6, Williams 7,Whelpdale 6 (Batt 70, 6), Frecklington 7, Diagouraga 6, Boyd 7 (Rowe 65, 6),McLean 8, Mackail-Smith 6

Subs Not Used McKeown, Coutts, Keates, Pearce, Day

Booked: Zakuani (foul), Batt (foul)

Goals: Mclean 16 (assisted Williams)

Referee: Oliver Langford (W Midlands) 8 Very little to referee in his first ever Championship match but he seemed calm, in control and willing to give the game every chance to flow. Very few complaints about his performance at all.

Stats

Langford did a really good job on the South Wales derby in round two, and his appointment there suggests he’s now considered one of the top officials in this league as well as one of its most experienced. Four yellow cards there part of a haul of 35 from the first nine games and no reds.

He finished last season with 104 yellows (3.25) and six reds in 32 games, topped out by eight yellows in Millwall’s 2-0 win away at Plymouth. Four Middlesbrough appointments – a pair of 3-2 away wins at Huddersfield (where the hosts were reduced to ten men after 13 minutes) and Watford, a 1-0 home win against Leicester and 2-1 setback at home to Hull.

We are 12-6-10 off 28 appointments with this referee (no club has been refereed by Langford more than QPR) while Middlesbrough are 14-4-9 off 27.

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