You’re going to need a bigger boat – Report Sun 06th Aug 2023 21:04 Everything we expected and more from the shambolic rabble that is QPR’s class of 23/24 as the R’s crash to a 4-0 defeat at Watford on the opening day – a scoreline that could have been so much worse had the home side not called off the dogs at half time. |
Once more unto the breach - Preview Fri 04th Aug 2023 18:48 You'll struggle to find anybody tipping QPR for anything other than last place in the 23/24 Championship season as the overspend of 21/22 and lack of player sales bites down hard on their budget, and the apparently impossible job facing increasingly forlorn manager Gareth Ainsworth has a tough start tomorrow at Watford. |
Chekhov's winter - Awaydays Sat 29th Jul 2023 23:28 If you were hoping for some sort of statement of intent for the campaign ahead from QPR at Oxford in their final pre-season friendly on Saturday, then I fear you may have got exactly that. |
QPR's summer of pragmatism continues with Fox capture - Signing Tue 25th Jul 2023 09:05 A much needed boost to the defensive ranks at Loftus Road, with Stoke's Morgan Fox arriving on a free transfer from Stoke to bolster numbers and offer cover for the fragile Jake Clarke-Salter. |
South of the river – Awaydays Sun 23rd Jul 2023 22:53 Back in the UK, two weeks out from the start of the new season, a threadbare QPR class of 23/24 went south of the river, at this time of night, to face Wimbledon on Saturday. |
Armstrong goal; miracle working keepers; tales from the river bank - Austria pt 2 Sun 16th Jul 2023 16:06 Part two of our round up from QPR's tour of a bit of northern Austria features a first ever goal for Sinclair Armstrong, an explosion at the old Simpson place, a heartfelt farewell to Leon Balogun, and a bit of blue for the dads. |
Whicker’s World; Dieng departs; Love Island smoking area — Austria Part One Mon 10th Jul 2023 16:37 A 3-0 defeat in a deserted town, a goalkeeper crisis to begin the new season, a new series of The Calf Problem centres on a familiar cast member from s1, and Charlie Kelman says hello — LFW is in Austria, it’s hot, and here’s what we think about rivers. |
Rob Dickie’s M4 odyssey — Column Wed 07th Jun 2023 00:31 QPR’s much needed squad rebuild/FFP induced fire sale is underway, with Rob Dickie’s quest to complete the M4 corridor furthered by a departure to Bristol City at a financial loss to the club. |
The season preview revisited — Column Mon 05th Jun 2023 16:22 Looking back to the good, the bad and the laughable from our pre-season preview predictions, with Luton, Swansea and Huddersfield notable successes, and Blackburn hopelessly wrong as always. |
End of Term Report 22/23 — Attack Wed 24th May 2023 08:22 QPR scored one goal or fewer in 28 of their final 31 games, failed to score on 18 different occasions, scored five goals at the Loft End all season (two of them penalties) and haven’t scored three goals in a game for seven and a half months — here’s the attack who made it all happen. |