P Crouch 10:45 - May 3 with 3233 views | Wanderer | How old is this guy now?, is he worth a third choice striker option? A retrograde step? in the last ten minutes yesterday always worried when Stoke decided to go forward at last because of this guy, he just seems to get on the end of things. | ![](/images/avatars/14166.gif) | | | ![](/images/icons/ignore-user.png) |
P Crouch on 10:52 - May 3 with 3214 views | Brynmill_Jack | Would rather have Charlie Austin or Rickie Lambert. Preferably both | ![](/images/avatars/8686.gif) |
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P Crouch on 10:53 - May 3 with 3211 views | dgt73 | No. | ![](/images/avatars/8936.gif) |
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P Crouch on 11:01 - May 3 with 3159 views | plasjack | Not in our philosophy, to revert to hoofball anyway cost to much to convert doors in changing rooms. | ![](/images/avatars/18169.gif) | | ![](/images/icons/ignore-user.png) |
P Crouch on 11:02 - May 3 with 3156 views | Darran | He'd be handy for changing light bulbs. | ![](/images/avatars/8644.gif) |
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P Crouch on 11:05 - May 3 with 3144 views | Whiterockin | If we ever revert to Crouch as plan B it will be time to call it a day. | ![](/images/avatars/9155.gif) |
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P Crouch on 11:05 - May 3 with 3141 views | lifelong | His legs are too thin. | ![](/images/avatars/9937.gif) | | ![](/images/icons/ignore-user.png) |
P Crouch on 11:06 - May 3 with 3137 views | Jackfath | If it means his wife is hanging around on match day, it's a big "YES!" from me as I think she fancies me. | ![](/images/avatars/8659.gif) |
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P Crouch on 11:07 - May 3 with 3128 views | Darran |
P Crouch on 11:06 - May 3 by Jackfath | If it means his wife is hanging around on match day, it's a big "YES!" from me as I think she fancies me. |
And she's got a SCFC tattoo too. | ![](/images/avatars/8644.gif) |
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P Crouch on 11:07 - May 3 with 3128 views | plasjack |
P Crouch on 11:02 - May 3 by Darran | He'd be handy for changing light bulbs. |
If he was injured are the stretchers long enough for the stick insect. | ![](/images/avatars/18169.gif) | | ![](/images/icons/ignore-user.png) |
P Crouch on 11:11 - May 3 with 3116 views | lifelong |
P Crouch on 11:06 - May 3 by Jackfath | If it means his wife is hanging around on match day, it's a big "YES!" from me as I think she fancies me. |
Isn't it amazing how these multi millionaire footballers attract such beautiful women? | ![](/images/avatars/9937.gif) | | ![](/images/icons/ignore-user.png) |
P Crouch on 11:12 - May 3 with 3106 views | oldcob | When once asked what he would be if he weren't a professional footballer, he replied " A virgin". | ![](/images/avatars/0.gif) | | ![](/images/icons/ignore-user.png) |
P Crouch on 11:14 - May 3 with 3101 views | Starsky |
P Crouch on 11:11 - May 3 by lifelong | Isn't it amazing how these multi millionaire footballers attract such beautiful women? |
Well... Darran's managed it too. | ![](/images/avatars/11964.gif) |
| It's just the internet, init. |
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P Crouch on 11:16 - May 3 with 3092 views | Darran |
P Crouch on 11:14 - May 3 by Starsky | Well... Darran's managed it too. |
Oof you bitch. | ![](/images/avatars/8644.gif) |
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P Crouch on 11:17 - May 3 with 3082 views | Starsky |
P Crouch on 11:16 - May 3 by Darran | Oof you bitch. |
That's a compliment mun! And to your good lady | ![](/images/avatars/11964.gif) |
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P Crouch on 11:17 - May 3 with 3082 views | lifelong |
P Crouch on 11:14 - May 3 by Starsky | Well... Darran's managed it too. |
It's understandable, he's a very attractive man. | ![](/images/avatars/9937.gif) | | ![](/images/icons/ignore-user.png) |
P Crouch on 11:19 - May 3 with 3076 views | Darran |
P Crouch on 11:17 - May 3 by lifelong | It's understandable, he's a very attractive man. |
Thanks Rog. 😂 | ![](/images/avatars/8644.gif) |
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P Crouch on 11:19 - May 3 with 3075 views | Starsky |
P Crouch on 11:17 - May 3 by lifelong | It's understandable, he's a very attractive man. |
Nope... Not going there | ![](/images/avatars/11964.gif) |
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P Crouch on 11:20 - May 3 with 3075 views | Darran |
P Crouch on 11:17 - May 3 by Starsky | That's a compliment mun! And to your good lady |
Are you saying I'm punching above my weight you swine? 😂 | ![](/images/avatars/8644.gif) |
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P Crouch on 11:20 - May 3 with 3071 views | jack247 | No. He will want big bucks to come here and not play. We also don't have wingers who get to the by line and whip crosses or Jon Walters type players to feed off his knockdowns. I rate him very highly, but not the right fit for us. | ![](/images/avatars/0.gif) | | ![](/images/icons/ignore-user.png) |
P Crouch on 11:24 - May 3 with 3055 views | Starsky |
P Crouch on 11:20 - May 3 by Darran | Are you saying I'm punching above my weight you swine? 😂 |
My god... Compliments to your good wife are not inversely proportional to your persona. | ![](/images/avatars/11964.gif) |
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P Crouch on 11:25 - May 3 with 3053 views | Darran |
P Crouch on 11:24 - May 3 by Starsky | My god... Compliments to your good wife are not inversely proportional to your persona. |
Go away. | ![](/images/avatars/8644.gif) |
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P Crouch on 13:16 - May 3 with 2893 views | Brynmill_Jack |
P Crouch on 11:20 - May 3 by Darran | Are you saying I'm punching above my weight you swine? 😂 |
With your hair - yes | ![](/images/avatars/8686.gif) |
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P Crouch on 15:53 - May 3 with 2738 views | Chief | 3rd choice with the wages he'd want and the fee Stoke would want? pure silliness | ![](/images/avatars/10698.gif) |
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P Crouch on 16:05 - May 3 with 2715 views | Bloodyhills | Nope. | ![](/images/avatars/0.gif) |
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P Crouch on 09:20 - May 4 with 2503 views | Dewi1jack | Only players I'd want from Stoke RFC would be Begovic and Butland, both would be capable of pushing Fab for 1st team action. Could always employ the Gog or Adam as cleaners or food stand staff I s'pose, | ![](/images/avatars/8901.gif) |
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