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Nearly there.... 21:05 - Dec 19 with 5657 viewsswanjackal

Finally managed to convince my wife not to "fully trim up" this year. The only thing she suggested on was the tree. So next year, my goal will be to not get the tree out the occasion, and then the year after no presents at all.

Taken a few years but think I have finally cracked it and managed to extract all the christmas spirit from her.
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Nearly there.... on 21:27 - Dec 19 with 5603 viewsFlashberryjack

For a minute I thought you were on about something else.

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Nearly there.... on 21:28 - Dec 19 with 5600 viewsLoyal

I can trim most women if you get stuck.

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Nearly there.... on 22:50 - Dec 19 with 5516 viewsBLAZE

What a miserable fugger. You wanna be careful she doesn't wander off elsewhere in search for some Christmas spirit!
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Nearly there.... on 22:57 - Dec 19 with 5495 viewsLeonWasGod

Nearly there.... on 21:27 - Dec 19 by Flashberryjack

For a minute I thought you were on about something else.


I thought he was on about gardening too. A bit late in the year to be pruning a bush.
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Nearly there.... on 07:06 - Dec 20 with 5358 viewsswanjackal

Nearly there.... on 22:50 - Dec 19 by BLAZE

What a miserable fugger. You wanna be careful she doesn't wander off elsewhere in search for some Christmas spirit!


Why go for kebab when she has got prime steak at home

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Nearly there.... on 07:26 - Dec 20 with 5340 viewsjackal

Good one.

Less work, less expense, less hassle.

What's not to like?
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Nearly there.... on 09:23 - Dec 20 with 5276 viewswhoflungdung

Don't stop at Brazilian .

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Nearly there.... on 10:10 - Dec 20 with 5231 viewsJACKMANANDBOY

Nearly there.... on 21:28 - Dec 19 by Loyal

I can trim most women if you get stuck.


Reminds me of a true story, one of our management team used to mow the lawn for one of the Directors who lived next door to him.
In a board meeting after the formalities in amongst the chit chat he was asked if he would be popping over to trim Mrs P,s bush at the weekend. There was a pause in proceedings that seemed to last forever.

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Nearly there.... on 14:53 - Dec 20 with 5092 viewsWhiterockin

Nearly there.... on 07:06 - Dec 20 by swanjackal

Why go for kebab when she has got prime steak at home


Unless she wants to try being vegetarian for a while.
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Nearly there.... on 14:56 - Dec 20 with 5088 viewsswanjackal

Nearly there.... on 14:53 - Dec 20 by Whiterockin

Unless she wants to try being vegetarian for a while.


Then the video camera comes out

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Nearly there.... on 17:15 - Dec 20 with 5018 viewsLord_Bony

Feck me I thought Ebenezer Scrooge was dead.

There'll be no Christmas spirit in this house,nor meeriment or laughter over the Festive Period.


That poor woman...


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Nearly there.... on 17:40 - Dec 20 with 4993 viewsswanjackal

Nearly there.... on 17:15 - Dec 20 by Lord_Bony

Feck me I thought Ebenezer Scrooge was dead.

There'll be no Christmas spirit in this house,nor meeriment or laughter over the Festive Period.


That poor woman...


https://goo.gl/images/E7cXgs


I always had a dream of owning a pub and call it "Bar Humbug". No music, no laughter, no smiling, no parties or banter. Just cheap drinks. Any frivolity would be punished with instant banning and eviction.

I loathe christmas, just like all things like it; birthdays, easter, halloween, valentines etc. All can piss up a rope for all I care.

The only joy I get during this period, is walking around shops pronouncing loudly that there is no such thing as Santa within the earshot of young children.

PS:. How can you say poor woman when she wakes up next to me every morning. It's like christmas everyday for her.
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Nearly there.... on 17:48 - Dec 20 with 4979 viewsBobby_Fischer

My grandfather hated Christmas/birthdays... my grandmother used to put his name on the card and say that's from both of us...

...he'd then always shout "that's not from f*cking me!"


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Nearly there.... on 17:51 - Dec 20 with 4973 viewsswanjackal

Nearly there.... on 17:48 - Dec 20 by Bobby_Fischer

My grandfather hated Christmas/birthdays... my grandmother used to put his name on the card and say that's from both of us...

...he'd then always shout "that's not from f*cking me!"



I like the man already

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Nearly there.... on 18:10 - Dec 20 with 4948 viewsjackal

Nearly there.... on 17:48 - Dec 20 by Bobby_Fischer

My grandfather hated Christmas/birthdays... my grandmother used to put his name on the card and say that's from both of us...

...he'd then always shout "that's not from f*cking me!"



I'd like to have a drink with him in Swanjackal's pub.
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Nearly there.... on 18:14 - Dec 20 with 4938 viewsWarwickHunt

Nearly there.... on 17:40 - Dec 20 by swanjackal

I always had a dream of owning a pub and call it "Bar Humbug". No music, no laughter, no smiling, no parties or banter. Just cheap drinks. Any frivolity would be punished with instant banning and eviction.

I loathe christmas, just like all things like it; birthdays, easter, halloween, valentines etc. All can piss up a rope for all I care.

The only joy I get during this period, is walking around shops pronouncing loudly that there is no such thing as Santa within the earshot of young children.

PS:. How can you say poor woman when she wakes up next to me every morning. It's like christmas everyday for her.
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Nearly there.... on 13:31 - Dec 21 with 4794 viewswhoflungdung

Swan jackal


Amen to that ,brother


Instead of ramping up credit cards for tut for ingrateful brats ,give the money to the many homeless on the streets


We re hypocrites ,every one of us

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Nearly there.... on 18:23 - Dec 21 with 4722 viewsJackflack

Fack me, what a miserable thread. Xmas is a wonderful time. I’ve been helping the homeless all week and me and the wife are volunteering for all of xmas day Dungy boy, so you can shove your generalisation hypocrite jibe up your arse. Merry xmas xxx

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