| Football v Sex 21:40 - Nov 15 with 4353 views | qprxtc |
I’ve heard it said among football fans that some incident or other is better than having sex.
Now either these people are virgins or have had very bad sex all the time.
I love me some Rangers but what it’s better than splurging over a big girls ginourmous gazongas in a Hammersmith Hotel in 1993 (delete or insert your sexual preference).
Zamora, close. But come on…
Eileen. |  | | |  |
| Football v Sex on 11:21 - Nov 17 with 873 views | Spaceman_P |
Can we use snooker analogies? |  | | |
| Football v Sex on 13:31 - Nov 17 with 733 views | CateLeBonR |
The female commentator on Liechtenstein v Wales at the weekend says “you won’t see a finer pair of balls than that” after a couple of good crosses are put in by the Welsh. Followed by about 10 seconds of silence. |  | | |
| Football v Sex on 14:05 - Nov 17 with 686 views | johncharles |
| Football v Sex on 13:31 - Nov 17 by CateLeBonR |
The female commentator on Liechtenstein v Wales at the weekend says “you won’t see a finer pair of balls than that” after a couple of good crosses are put in by the Welsh. Followed by about 10 seconds of silence. |
and God bless her for bringing a moment’s relief to a turgid match. Liechtenstein’s eleven man defence, some random refereeing and our old friend VAR made for a mind numbing game. |  |
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| Football v Sex on 17:08 - Nov 17 with 543 views | derbyhoop |
You can take part in both football and sex. Or, as a spectator, you can watch.
I've had to cut down on the latter, after the conviction for dogging.   |  |
| "Travel is fatal to prejudice, bigotry and narrow-mindedness, and many of our people need it sorely on these accounts. Broad, wholesome, charitable views of men and things cannot be acquired by vegetating in one little corner of the Earth all one's lifetime." (Mark Twain)
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| Football v Sex on 20:30 - Nov 17 with 442 views | colinallcars |
Went to the Pav today XTC, as I had an appointment at the hospital in DuCane Rd.
Must have called on a bad day - no Abbot, IPA was like vinegar and the Guinness was the coldest I've ever known.
Quite like the pub though, obviously hugely changed from when I used to use it.
Polish barman seemed a really nice bloke. Pop music playing but pretty good stuff. What's it like matchdays ?
Pps…the doctor said I had months left in me. [Post edited 17 Nov 20:59]
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