| Things you have learnt from the movies 15:00 - Aug 13 with 2533 views | TheFranchise |
I'll start with
Good guys shoot and hit someone everytime but fifty bad guys with machine guns couldn't hit a barn door if they were sat on it |  | | |  |
| Things you have learnt from the movies on 15:02 - Aug 13 with 2529 views | TheFranchise |
When in a big, dark, scary house, it's better to go off exploring on your own. | | | |
| Things you have learnt from the movies on 15:06 - Aug 13 with 2523 views | TheFranchise |
Cars in the Fast & Furious series have 30 forward gears. | | | |
| Things you have learnt from the movies on 15:52 - Aug 13 with 2504 views | wilko |
you should cut up a corpse into six pieces and pile it all together |  | | |
| Things you have learnt from the movies on 17:21 - Aug 13 with 2486 views | CountyJim |
The cavalry always turns up to late  |  | | |
| Things you have learnt from the movies on 18:19 - Aug 14 with 2424 views | DafyddHuw |
In a sports film, the hero can look up into a stadium of, say, 75,000 and immediately spot his missus. |  | | |
| Things you have learnt from the movies on 18:39 - Aug 14 with 2401 views | Crustified |
Some pizza delivery guys are really lucky as they often get their stumps sucked by skint and hungry tarts |  |
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| Things you have learnt from the movies on 18:42 - Aug 14 with 2398 views | swanjackal |
Midgets should never be able to claim dole/jobseekers, as they will always have jobs as long as Tim Burton is directing films. |  |
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Hypocritically hypocritical ! |
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| Things you have learnt from the movies on 19:30 - Aug 14 with 2385 views | mawdlamjack |
don't play in quicksand (lawrence of arabia)
if you gotta ride in a chariot make sure charlton heston is driving (ben hur)
for a fun day out hitch a ride with the blues brothers |  |
| on the northbank since 64 now languishing in the east stand |
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| Things you have learnt from the movies on 19:37 - Aug 14 with 2383 views | exiledclaseboy |
| Things you have learnt from the movies on 19:30 - Aug 14 by mawdlamjack |
don't play in quicksand (lawrence of arabia)
if you gotta ride in a chariot make sure charlton heston is driving (ben hur)
for a fun day out hitch a ride with the blues brothers |
Daniel Radcliffe can't act. And neither could Charlton Heston. |  |
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| Things you have learnt from the movies on 15:02 - Aug 15 with 2350 views | DafyddHuw |
Any lock can be picked with a credit card. | | | |
| Things you have learnt from the movies on 18:27 - Aug 15 with 2331 views | Joe_bradshaw |
| Things you have learnt from the movies on 18:39 - Aug 14 by Crustified |
Some pizza delivery guys are really lucky as they often get their stumps sucked by skint and hungry tarts |
This thread isn't about those sort of movies, mun. |  |
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| Things you have learnt from the movies on 18:33 - Aug 15 with 2329 views | monmouth |
It's more convenient to kill people by dangling them over a lake of sharks and letting a candle burn through the rope whilst you go and do something else rather than just chucking them in, or shooting them. If they should then escape though the tactic should be to shoot at them (and see post #1). |  |
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| Things you have learnt from the movies on 21:06 - Aug 16 with 2283 views | JACKMANANDBOY |
In a CSI investigation of a property, you can see more if you use a torch alongside your gun rather than turning on the lights. |  |
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| Things you have learnt from the movies on 21:13 - Aug 16 with 2281 views | JACKMANANDBOY |
When given a chance to kill the heroic main character, the baddies will come up with a hair brained scheme that goes wrong and allows the hero to escape. | |
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