The phone rings at Warnock Towers
Warnock is not best pleased, as he's just won a game of Football Manager and is preparing to interview himself in the mirror.
He answers anyway, a voice say's, 'Hello Neil, is that you?'
'Chuffin' eck Tony, how's it going?
Listen, if it's about my payoff you can't have it back 'cos I've spent it all.'
'No, no, no Neil, it's nothing to do with that.......we want you to come back.'
'Pardon?'
'We want you to come back.'
'Let me get this right Tony.
You walked through the door giving it large, then you sacked me.......you've spvnked the best part of £200 million.....you're in the Division below you were in when you sacked me.....and you want me to come back?'
'Er. yes.'
'You've got some bollocks, I'll give you that son.......but you're forgetting one little word.'
'Er, what's that Neil?'
I'll give you a clue son.......It starts with S, ends with Y, and has an O and two R's in it.'
'I'm sorry Neil.'
'What's that son, I can hardly hear you, you'll have to say it louder.'
I'm sorry Neil.'
'Say it loud and fast son, three times.'
'I'm sorry Neil.........I'm sorry Neil.......I'm sorry Neil.'
'Fair enough son. Now then, who's the bestest Manager in the whole wide world?'
'You are Neil.'
'Say it three times son.'
'Neil Warnock is the bestest Manager in the whole wide world.
Neil Warnock is the bestest Manager in the whole wide world.
Neil Warnock is the bestest Manager in the whole wide world.
Will you come back now?....please Neil.'
'One last thing son.
I want you to sing........Neil Warnock's Blue and White Army.'
Thoroughly dejected by now, Tony sings into the phone........
'Right'........say's Warnock, 'I'll see you in the morning at 8 sharp.'
As he put's the phone down, Warnock's missus asks who it was.
An evil grin spreads across Warnock's face.........
'It was that tw@t who sacked me love, it was that tw@t who sacked me'................
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