Your New Year's Resolution 10:07 - Dec 31 with 337 views | ShotKneesHoop | My new year's resolution will be to adopt the attitude of the current players and not give a flying fig about football. I will focus more love on making spicy chutneys, thick wholesome soups, roadkill roasts and jammy jams...... and imagine I'm boiling SWP's head and plucking the feathers out of Boswanker's eyebrows without doing a Green and dropping the whole shooting match on the kitchen floor and blaming the postie for knocking on the door too loudly. I'm about to give up, honest. And that's after supporting them since 1961. Fooockemall. Any advance on this from other posters? | |
| Why does it feel like R'SWiPe is still on the books? Yer Couldn't Make It Up.Well Done Me! |
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Your New Year's Resolution on 10:08 - Dec 31 with 330 views | TheBlob | My resolution is not to make any more resolutions. | |
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Your New Year's Resolution on 10:08 - Dec 31 with 322 views | ShotKneesHoop | Are you Spartacus? | |
| Why does it feel like R'SWiPe is still on the books? Yer Couldn't Make It Up.Well Done Me! |
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Your New Year's Resolution on 10:10 - Dec 31 with 315 views | TheBlob |
Your New Year's Resolution on 10:08 - Dec 31 by ShotKneesHoop | Are you Spartacus? |
Spartacus never made any resolutions either.Very difficult when you're nailed to a tree. | |
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Your New Year's Resolution on 10:13 - Dec 31 with 306 views | ShotKneesHoop |
Your New Year's Resolution on 10:10 - Dec 31 by TheBlob | Spartacus never made any resolutions either.Very difficult when you're nailed to a tree. |
That means Rob Green is Spartacus. | |
| Why does it feel like R'SWiPe is still on the books? Yer Couldn't Make It Up.Well Done Me! |
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Your New Year's Resolution on 10:17 - Dec 31 with 293 views | pomanjou | Made I larf, SKH. | |
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Your New Year's Resolution on 10:20 - Dec 31 with 287 views | ShotKneesHoop | You try laughing when you're nailed to a tree - and a centurion lobs a grape at you and says "catch that, Greenius" | |
| Why does it feel like R'SWiPe is still on the books? Yer Couldn't Make It Up.Well Done Me! |
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Your New Year's Resolution on 10:25 - Dec 31 with 275 views | smegma | 39 years ago I made a NYR to support that football club whose floodlights I could see from my estate in Latimer Rd. | | | |
Your New Year's Resolution on 10:27 - Dec 31 with 269 views | pomanjou |
Your New Year's Resolution on 10:20 - Dec 31 by ShotKneesHoop | You try laughing when you're nailed to a tree - and a centurion lobs a grape at you and says "catch that, Greenius" |
I still am. It was 'seedless' blank and lacked the shrapnel effect............. | |
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Your New Year's Resolution on 10:27 - Dec 31 with 270 views | TheBlob |
Your New Year's Resolution on 10:20 - Dec 31 by ShotKneesHoop | You try laughing when you're nailed to a tree - and a centurion lobs a grape at you and says "catch that, Greenius" |
Well at least he couldn't fall over. | |
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Your New Year's Resolution on 10:27 - Dec 31 with 269 views | ShotKneesHoop | "39 years ago I made a NYR to support that football club whose floodlights I could see from my estate in Latimer Rd." - Smegma. Amazing coincidence, Spartacus made the same resolution from Gasworks Road, Upper Judea. Look what happened to him. And all the other Spartacuses. [Post edited 1 Jan 1970 1:00]
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| Why does it feel like R'SWiPe is still on the books? Yer Couldn't Make It Up.Well Done Me! |
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Your New Year's Resolution on 10:31 - Dec 31 with 257 views | ShotKneesHoop |
Your New Year's Resolution on 10:27 - Dec 31 by pomanjou | I still am. It was 'seedless' blank and lacked the shrapnel effect............. |
Have you noticed that Green always has that "I've been crucified" look on his face, whenever he's on the bench? Or is he mentally counting the folding stuff to make sense of it? | |
| Why does it feel like R'SWiPe is still on the books? Yer Couldn't Make It Up.Well Done Me! |
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Your New Year's Resolution on 10:34 - Dec 31 with 248 views | smegma |
Your New Year's Resolution on 10:08 - Dec 31 by ShotKneesHoop | Are you Spartacus? |
Yes. | | | |
Your New Year's Resolution on 10:35 - Dec 31 with 244 views | ShotKneesHoop |
Your New Year's Resolution on 10:34 - Dec 31 by smegma | Yes. |
Prove it. Here comes a grape. | |
| Why does it feel like R'SWiPe is still on the books? Yer Couldn't Make It Up.Well Done Me! |
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Your New Year's Resolution on 10:37 - Dec 31 with 236 views | TheBlob |
Your New Year's Resolution on 10:27 - Dec 31 by ShotKneesHoop | "39 years ago I made a NYR to support that football club whose floodlights I could see from my estate in Latimer Rd." - Smegma. Amazing coincidence, Spartacus made the same resolution from Gasworks Road, Upper Judea. Look what happened to him. And all the other Spartacuses. [Post edited 1 Jan 1970 1:00]
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Your New Year's Resolution on 10:38 - Dec 31 with 232 views | smegma |
Your New Year's Resolution on 10:35 - Dec 31 by ShotKneesHoop | Prove it. Here comes a grape. |
Got any fromage to accompany the grape ?? Had some lovely Montagnolo Finne last night. With grapes of course. | | | |
Your New Year's Resolution on 10:46 - Dec 31 with 226 views | ShotKneesHoop |
Your New Year's Resolution on 10:38 - Dec 31 by smegma | Got any fromage to accompany the grape ?? Had some lovely Montagnolo Finne last night. With grapes of course. |
Still got some creamy Mature Stilton, but holding back the Vintage Lincolnshire Poacher which is all Spartacii's favourite cheese. Ultra hard, tangy, hot, burns the lips.... what else but Vintage Lincolnshire Poacher can do that? If I gave Green a piece it would burn a hole in his hand. | |
| Why does it feel like R'SWiPe is still on the books? Yer Couldn't Make It Up.Well Done Me! |
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Your New Year's Resolution on 10:48 - Dec 31 with 216 views | TheBlob | Is it possible to make a resolution NOT to be Robert Green? | |
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Your New Year's Resolution on 10:49 - Dec 31 with 208 views | ShotKneesHoop |
Your New Year's Resolution on 10:48 - Dec 31 by TheBlob | Is it possible to make a resolution NOT to be Robert Green? |
I'll lob him a bunch or two of seedless and ask him. | |
| Why does it feel like R'SWiPe is still on the books? Yer Couldn't Make It Up.Well Done Me! |
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