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southampton away...match thread...
at 16:50 31 Oct 2026

THE CURSE does its thing once more. Fuxache.
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southampton away...match thread...
at 16:28 31 Oct 2026

We look absolutely bereft of ideas here. Completely different proposition from the first half.

Could be looking at a cricket score if we're not careful.
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southampton away...match thread...
at 16:15 31 Oct 2026

Well sheeeiiiit...
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southampton away...match thread...
at 15:58 31 Oct 2026

I have seen us play worse and take the lead.

Some definite high points in there - Edwards' interception to create the opportunity for Kone, Kemper's driving run, Smyth's snap shot.

If we can keep them out at the back, there's certainly enough to keep us interested.

Big second half awaits.
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southampton away...match thread...
at 12:55 31 Oct 2026

Aaargh! Kill it! Kill it with fire!

I hate that lavender kit so much, I'd even choose the dehydrated urine abomination instead. Even if we win wearing it, it still feels wrong.

I remember when we used to have away kits fine enough to get married in...

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southampton away...match thread...
at 15:56 30 Oct 2026

I thought we'd struggle against Swansea and West Ham. I thought we'd get something at Birmingham.

In short, my recent track record is 'sub-optimal'.

This may be down to sunspots, market forces, rank idiocy et al but I prefer to think it is THE CURSE, deliberately forcing its evil upon us.

Well, no more! I shall thwart this foulness by predicting an 8-0 defeat for the Rs, thereby forcing THE CURSE to cower in the face of our righteous will and deal out a gob-bumming for the ages to Southampton, from which it will take generations to recover.

Either that or, you know, 1-1 or something. Whatever's easiest.
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southampton away...match thread...
at 09:38 30 Oct 2026

Give him time. He hasn't finished reading it yet.
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southampton away...match thread...
at 09:37 30 Oct 2026



He seems familiar.
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Love this sort of content.
at 20:26 29 Oct 2026

The eyes at the end.

Great little vid. I like when the club does things like this.
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Justin Obikwu
at 08:59 28 Oct 2026

He arrived injured but I think he was probably brought in as a development project, on the assumption that Kolli, Lloyd or both would be out on loan this season.

He wasn't fit for the majority of last term and has come back to find opportunities limited because of a lack of game time since January, whereas all the other strikers are known entities.

Probably not up to speed yet and, with the bloodletting/leeches methodology in sick bay, he might be seen as an option of last resort.
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Ted Hendrix / RIP
at 19:40 27 Oct 2026

Rest easy Ted.
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QPR Supporters Survey on club strategy and direction
at 14:13 26 Oct 2026

Done. And that bit about Dom Ball's slam poetry is essential.
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Stéphan left to pine for his Dream Team - Preview
at 20:35 24 Oct 2026

Fck me, I got that one wrong.

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swansea at home....match thread..
at 20:32 24 Oct 2026

Missed the game (I'm in Girona) but it is rather lovely to sit back with a completely unearned beer and revel in that result.

Well done everyone. Knew you could do it.

URs!
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Stéphan left to pine for his Dream Team - Preview
at 18:12 23 Oct 2026

Update: Jimmy Dunne suffers finger injury dialling phone to say he'll be available. Back after Christmas 2029.
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Random irritations..
at 18:19 22 Oct 2026

Halloween in its entirety is utter bullshit.

Trick or treat: where young people put on masks and demand people give them stuff with threats. Yeah, fcking good wholesome fun, that.

The whole thing can fck off back to the good old U S of fcking A.
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And We’re Back
at 07:27 22 Oct 2026

Strained bandwidth. 4 weeks.
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Injuries
at 20:13 20 Oct 2026

If things carry on like this we'll only have Pugh, Pugh, Barney, McGrew, Cuthbert, Dibble and Grubb left.

And Cuthbert is doubtful.
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Our horrendous ACL injury history
at 20:09 20 Oct 2026



THE CURSE is real.
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Embarrassing Tourist Things
at 17:59 20 Oct 2026

Does it still count if it was deliberate?

I wore my baseball cap backwards all day when taking an exchange trip round Nurnburg.

The cringe is strong in this one.
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