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Christmas in Surrey
at 15:49 19 Dec 2025

Beware Claygate - I knew someone who was bitten by an adder on Claygate Common.
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Ashes thread
at 15:43 19 Dec 2025

The entire squad selection was faulty.

Entire top 6 written in with no alternative except Bethell who had never scored a century and looked totally out of depth in his solitary game.

No wicket keeper or reserve. Compare Carey with Smith - laughable.

At least 2 pace bowlers not up to standard, and one who is a walking hospital case.

No spinner to tie down one end. Jacks - I ask you!

A totally arrogant and blinkered approach with no plan B.

I hope Stokes stays for another year because Brook is no way captaincy material.

Mccullum and Key to go immediately, or at least at the end of the Ashes. At least 6 of this squad to be jettisoned.

A complete rebuild of the Australian team is in prospect so hopefully the next generation will not be all powerful, but I wouldn't bank on it.
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Things you don’t hear in football ground anymore
at 17:10 17 Dec 2025

There's a bald headed b*stard wearing black, wearing black wearing black wearing black black black " when we had a tonsorially challenged ref.
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The worst football played by QPR
at 20:41 16 Dec 2025

The horrendous season in 1968 following our promotion from Div 2. Worst of all QPR 0 West Brom 4 on Boxing day and Man Utd 8 QPR 1 when all was lost.
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Julien Stephan - He is doing quite well !!!!
at 15:54 10 Dec 2025

Does a nice line in roll neck pullovers as well.
Mind you I don't think that one came from Tesco.
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Goalscorer!!
at 12:18 8 Dec 2025

Bennie looked quite handy during the pre-season.

The only thing Frey would be good at is custard wrestling. He is clearly musclebound and is not going to improve.
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FA Cup Draw Monday Evening
at 12:13 8 Dec 2025

And the water's tasty!
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Burrell
at 12:09 8 Dec 2025

Not injury prone either, which is always a bonus.

Kone and Burrell are a dream strike force, one with pace the other with power.
Full credit to whoever signed the pair. Especially as we invested the money from Kelman, who seems to have disappeared off the planet.
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Ashes thread
at 12:32 6 Dec 2025

The tactics have been terrible. Bowling short and wide is meat and drink to the Aussie batsmen. Only Archer pitches the ball up and he is our best bowler.The Aussie know that they just need to bowl straight and we will do their work for them.
As for wicket keeper, we select a player who isn't even first choice keeper for his county because he can bat well, but when he doesn't, we have no alternative.

Mccullum out!!!
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New stadium for London
at 17:08 5 Dec 2025

Middlesex have decided that they are going to leave Lords and build their own stadium due to only being tenants and therefore no revenue from the ground. Assuming it would be in Middlesex, this could be an opportunity for some type of sharing arrangement.
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New stadium for London
at 12:40 3 Dec 2025

What is the point of having 4 stadiums within 5 miles of each other. There appears to be zero chance of finding land locally. Therefore we have to fully explore the wastelands to the west, within easy reach of the M25 and the M4. Presumably LR is a goldmine for housing.
Alternatively share Twickers with the RFU.
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Pub names
at 18:34 27 Nov 2025

A few pubs called "The Duke of York" may well be in line for a new name. The DOY in Fitzrovia had a signboard with Mountbatten Windsor's picture on it but I gather this has now been taken down.
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Old English names
at 13:48 22 Nov 2025

A footballer called Arthur Longbottom was always asking for trouble.
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Ashes thread
at 13:41 22 Nov 2025

Entirely predictable after all the bazball hype. 100 runs ahead with 1 wicket down and allegedly the fastest attack ever. We needed people who could consolidate. Too much 20/20 cricket means we don't know how to play test cricket. No proper warm up matches, pitching in bowlers who have barely played for a year. And Cummins and Hazelwood to return.
And please please can we dispense with Crawley. A test batsman who is worth his salt should have a batting average of over 45.
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The BBC
at 19:42 12 Nov 2025

Or Channel 5. Hours of programmes about the Royal Family on primetime Saturday evenings. Dreadful films about Christmas in early November.
Who on earth watches it?
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Goalkeepers at QPR
at 11:03 11 Nov 2025

I'm old enough to remember Alan Spratley who was the most vertically challenged keeper I have ever seen. Generally a good keeper but absolutely hopeless at gathering high balls.
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Detract The Tractor Boys Match Thread
at 19:10 1 Nov 2025

Rocket scientists would say it's not brain surgery
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Worst places you have visited for an AWAY day fixture !!
at 18:43 29 Oct 2025

The old Goldstone when Brighton had no money and were on the slide. Miserable rustheap with a roof like a colander.
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Worst Comedian
at 20:10 28 Oct 2025

Going back a few years, the disgustingly unpleasant Bernard Manning.
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Funniest book you’ve read.
at 20:07 28 Oct 2025

Bill Bryson's first book "The Lost Continent" . After living in England for years , He returns to the States expecting to be just like it was when he left.
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