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Taylor Richards gone…thank god.
at 08:34 1 Feb 2026

I’m sure the lad is very sensible really and will be taking advantage of tax relief on private defined-contribution pension schemes to ensure a long and comfortable retirement.
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Alan Barnes funeral information
at 08:14 1 Feb 2026

I’m afraid I never knew Alan either but learned a lot about him from the article in the 400th issue of AKUTRs, the third last copy of which Julie sold me outside the Loftus Road entrance after the match yesterday. Some wonderful anecdotes contained therein. Sounds like he was quite a character. RIP, fella, and best wishes to all his friends and family.
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Harvey Vale
at 20:18 31 Jan 2026

I’m glad something’s self-seeded. The pitch doesn’t look like it’s about to anytime soon.
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14 units a week.
at 11:12 31 Jan 2026

At the dry cleaners?
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Existence
at 00:00 31 Jan 2026

Could be onto something there, Numpty. Translates into Latin as ‘Spes Nulla Est’. Might just have it embroidered on my retro shirt.
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Teddy Tarbotton & sons... a popular Lancashire butchers in the 1930s?
at 23:33 30 Jan 2026

P. Nutt-Celar
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Your top 3 films!
at 23:22 30 Jan 2026

Don’t mention the Four Year Plan. I mentioned it once but I think I got away with it.
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Existence
at 22:52 30 Jan 2026

What about hope?
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Sent to Coventry (hopefully not again) QPR vs Coventry Match Thread
at 22:29 30 Jan 2026

And the ace up our sleeve: the sprinklers!
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14 units a week.
at 20:18 30 Jan 2026

Would have been in that order, too, in those days.
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14 units a week.
at 18:36 30 Jan 2026

The OP speculates that Royal Navy recruitment might be affected by the new 14-unit per man rule. But why not look on the bright side? Wouldn’t this provide new opportunities for an updated version of the press gangs, modelled perhaps on the noble methods pioneered by ICE in the USA? Every cloud has a silver lining.
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14 units a week.
at 18:11 30 Jan 2026

My first proper job was trainee computer operator at a life assurance company in the City back in the 70’s. The interview concluded with the Shift Leader asking if I drank and played football (they had a works team). I answered in the affirmative and was offered the job there and then.
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14 units a week.
at 01:56 30 Jan 2026

What Shall We Do With A Mildly Intoxicated Sailor?
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14 units a week.
at 01:09 30 Jan 2026

May I recommend Senior Service instead? If at first you don’t succeed etc.
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Title procession or Covvy wobble? – Oppo Focus
at 00:54 30 Jan 2026

Oops. Downvoted by mistake. Thought I was tapping on comments!
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Existence
at 00:45 30 Jan 2026

Is this the Coventry match thread?
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Your top 3 films!
at 23:11 29 Jan 2026

A thumbs-up for ‘This Happy Breed’ from me, too. Seems to be on quite a lot on some of these nostalgic Freeview channels. The house that features in the film is in Alderbrook Road, Clapham. My snapshot ‘top three’ is …

1. All The President’s Men
2. Get Carter
3. Kind Hearts & Coronets

It may well be different tomorrow!
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14 units a week.
at 22:47 29 Jan 2026

Bring back rum, sodomy and the lash!
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EFL Panini sticker album
at 11:08 29 Jan 2026

Twelve years old, but here’s an interesting piece about the Panini World Cup Sticker factory in Brazil …

https://www.theguardian.com/fo
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EFL Panini sticker album
at 23:54 27 Jan 2026

No, but I’m doing my badges! LFW never ceases to amaze me. When I woke up this morning I could never have imagined that Mohamed Maaroufi’s splendid goatee was about to receive such public adulation (nor, I suspect, did Mohamed Maaroufi).
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