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Reply | Our Pitch
at 14:45 25 Dec 2025
Well, as it’s Christmas, and to redress the balance a little, I’d just like to say that Our Pitch is a very, very, very fine pitch (with two cats in the yard …etc)*
* with apologies to Crosby, Stills, Nash & Young (Nash in particular). [Post edited 25 Dec 17:42]
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Reply | christmas day food..
at 14:34 25 Dec 2025
So what’s with these ‘self-basting’ turkeys, then? How do they do that? They’re dead. And in the oven. Shirley? |
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Reply | The Springbok
at 16:27 22 Dec 2025
In my cab-driving days an elderly American told his wife to ‘call the bobbies’ because there was £3.20 on the meter and we hadn’t gone anywhere. |
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Reply | The Last Christmas song
at 16:19 22 Dec 2025
There would have been an almost infinite opportunity for coiffure-related comparisons had Joe’s career coincided with that of our own Phil Parkes. |
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Reply | Our Pitch
at 10:38 22 Dec 2025
To annoy Leicester is my guess. They don’t like getting wet and muddy. |
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Reply | The Last Christmas song
at 09:30 22 Dec 2025
Enjoyed our Joe Hart ‘Head & Shoulders’ chant a few years ago (which he seemed to find amusing too):
He’s got a nice scalp
He’s got a nice scalp
Joe Hart
He’s got a nice scalp |
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Reply | The Springbok
at 22:48 21 Dec 2025
I raise you Joseph Merrick (aka ‘The Elephant Man’). |
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Reply | Fantastic win but the Cifuentes Abuse
at 10:25 21 Dec 2025
Wonder how many of the baying mob applauded him when he took what turned out to be his final lap of honour towards the end of last season? Conduct unbecoming on Saturday IMO. |
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Reply | Just home
at 22:05 20 Dec 2025
My typically daft observation is that the scoreboard operator clearly wasn’t expecting Saito’s early goal (much like the rest of us I suspect). It was at least four more minutes before it registered on the screen! |
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Reply | Our Pitch
at 20:53 20 Dec 2025
Dig down to investigate? |
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Reply | QPR Christmas Songs
at 10:17 20 Dec 2025
All I Want For Christmas Is My Front Two, Please |
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Reply | QPR Christmas Songs
at 17:33 19 Dec 2025
2,000 Miles: Stowmarket’s Liverpool Street to Loftus Road odyssey celebrated by The Pretenders. |
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Reply | QPR Christmas Songs
at 11:33 19 Dec 2025
On the contrary. He loved Christmas so much he didn’t want anything to do with Queens Park Rangers. |
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Reply | West Ham tickets
at 09:33 19 Dec 2025
Good points well made and well argued. The genie is clearly out of the bottle but it does make me chuckle when I stroll past the expensive new ‘artisan’ baker at the end of my road when the ‘sorry, cash only’ sign is displayed when their payment systems have crashed again. The confusion and panic among the yummy mummys and their beanie-hatted, goatee-bearded partners is palpable. I’ll save my story about attempting to use a fiver to buy a Cornish pasty in Bude for another occasion (suffice to say that I think of it every time I see that ‘crypto only’ ad on TV). |
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