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Derek Buxton lives... 12:06 - Feb 26 with 3128 views

Did you know that last nights victory was QPR’s 500th win in the 2nd tier or English football.

Neither did I until just now. Marvellous.

[Post edited 26 Feb 2020 12:06]

Derek Buxton lives... on 15:36 - Feb 27 with 747 views

qprxtc

Derek Buxton lives... on 15:36 - Feb 26 by SonofNorfolt
Most people when attempting to sing 'Wichita Lineman', have to change key when singing 'still on the line................

I'm leaving the words to our new Rangers rendition of this to you and Daniel Paddox.

I would like to hear the 'lllliiiine' change key sung upwards by the Rangers choir though.

And at least one mention of Sharons Monkey.

Derek Buxton lives... on 16:10 - Feb 27 with 715 views

DannyPaddox

I am the linesman at Notts County
It’s quite near my abode
I’ve also officiated at Gresty Road

I hear you singing behind me
I hear you calling me swine
Cos the Notts County linesman
Has just flagged offside ...

[dit-dit dit-dit dit-dit dit-dit etc ... ]

I once got bitten by Sharon’s monkey
That ran on the pitch at Hull
While the St John’s Ambulance tended to me
Got hit in the face with the ball

And I need a biscuit and a brew
But were still in extra time
And the Notts County linesman
Is flagging offside ...

[dit-dit dit-dit dit-dit dit-dit etc ... ]

Apologies to Jimmy Webb.

Derek Buxton lives... on 16:44 - Feb 27 with 691 views

LongsufferingR

What on earth has this thread developed into?

Derek Buxton lives... on 16:54 - Feb 27 with 677 views

Mytch_QPR

Derek Buxton lives... on 16:10 - Feb 27 by DannyPaddox

Brilliant - I actually used to think that was the opening line when I was young (car radios were pretty rubbish in the old Cortinas!)

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