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If it farts you gotta pay! 14:57 - Jul 2 with 382 viewsJoesus_Of_Narbereth

Sometimes you read an article which is so completely and utterly ridiculous you cannot believe that it is real. You have to reach for a calendar and check it’s not the 1st of April. This was my feeling as I sat mouth agape reading about the Danish government and the next mental and futile plan to become climate zero.

They are taxing farts.

Yes you read that correctly.

Farts.

Every cow, sheep and pig will be taxed €100 per metric tonne of fart every year. The average cow apparently farts 6 metric tonnes of fart every year.

So that’s €600 per cow per year.

Just for farting.

No doubt it won’t be long before the Senedd follows suit and drives a further stake through the heart of struggling Welsh farmers and consumers driving food prices through the roof again.

When will this madness end?

https://www.euronews.com/my-europe/2024/06/26/denmark-cow-and-pig-burp-tax-to-be

[Post edited 2 Jul 14:57]

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If it farts you gotta pay! on 15:02 - Jul 2 with 375 viewsYrAlarch

What about humans?
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If it farts you gotta pay! on 15:11 - Jul 2 with 364 viewsbuilthjack

I live in a big farming area, believe me, they are not struggling.

Swansea Indepenent Poster Of The Year 2021. Dr P / Mart66 / Roathie / Parlay / E20/ Duffle was 2nd, but he is deluded and thinks in his little twisted brain that he won. Poor sod. We let him win this year, as he has cried for a whole year. His 14 usernames, bless his cotton socks.

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If it farts you gotta pay! on 15:38 - Jul 2 with 335 viewsJoesus_Of_Narbereth

If it farts you gotta pay! on 15:02 - Jul 2 by YrAlarch

What about humans?


Probably next on the list.

I’m about to buy shares in a company that makes corks.

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If it farts you gotta pay! on 16:04 - Jul 2 with 320 viewsblackswan

Think the cardiff assembly have topped that they are blocking plans to make politicians lying in the assembly illegal!
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If it farts you gotta pay! on 16:08 - Jul 2 with 317 viewsonehunglow

Seems aposite

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If it farts you gotta pay! on 16:11 - Jul 2 with 316 viewsSullutaCreturned

If it farts you gotta pay! on 16:04 - Jul 2 by blackswan

Think the cardiff assembly have topped that they are blocking plans to make politicians lying in the assembly illegal!


Link?
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If it farts you gotta pay! on 16:37 - Jul 2 with 305 viewsJoesus_Of_Narbereth

If it farts you gotta pay! on 15:11 - Jul 2 by builthjack

I live in a big farming area, believe me, they are not struggling.


That may be, but the extra cost will no doubt be passed onto the consumer many of whom are struggling. A deeply regressive tax that will disproportionately affect those on lower incomes as food prices are already at an a time high.

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If it farts you gotta pay! on 16:48 - Jul 2 with 301 viewsblackswan

If it farts you gotta pay! on 16:11 - Jul 2 by SullutaCreturned

Link?


Bbc news ashamed to say don't know how to do the link
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If it farts you gotta pay! on 16:56 - Jul 2 with 292 viewsBoundy

If it farts you gotta pay! on 15:11 - Jul 2 by builthjack

I live in a big farming area, believe me, they are not struggling.


wealthy mid Wales , just how do you do it ?

"In a free society, the State is the servant of the people—not the master."

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If it farts you gotta pay! on 16:58 - Jul 2 with 288 viewsWhiterockin

If it farts you gotta pay! on 16:11 - Jul 2 by SullutaCreturned

Link?


https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cv2gme2y98no

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If it farts you gotta pay! on 17:05 - Jul 2 with 277 viewsbuilthjack

If it farts you gotta pay! on 16:56 - Jul 2 by Boundy

wealthy mid Wales , just how do you do it ?


I am not a farmer so wouldn't know.
But hard work and a huge amount of handouts helps them.
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Swansea Indepenent Poster Of The Year 2021. Dr P / Mart66 / Roathie / Parlay / E20/ Duffle was 2nd, but he is deluded and thinks in his little twisted brain that he won. Poor sod. We let him win this year, as he has cried for a whole year. His 14 usernames, bless his cotton socks.

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If it farts you gotta pay! on 18:05 - Jul 2 with 240 viewsJoesus_Of_Narbereth

If it farts you gotta pay! on 17:05 - Jul 2 by builthjack

I am not a farmer so wouldn't know.
But hard work and a huge amount of handouts helps them.
[Post edited 2 Jul 17:06]


Is there a large farting problem in your local area?

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If it farts you gotta pay! on 18:13 - Jul 2 with 231 viewsFlashberryjack

If it farts you gotta pay! on 18:05 - Jul 2 by Joesus_Of_Narbereth

Is there a large farting problem in your local area?


Probably

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If it farts you gotta pay! on 18:44 - Jul 2 with 209 viewsBoundy

If it farts you gotta pay! on 17:05 - Jul 2 by builthjack

I am not a farmer so wouldn't know.
But hard work and a huge amount of handouts helps them.
[Post edited 2 Jul 17:06]


But you know all their financial details ?, I agree hard work should be rewarded and not penalised but it is especially in Wales . A new report from WWF has estimated that almost 3 million tonnes of edible food – valued at £1.8 billion and equivalent to 6.9 billion meals, or over 18 million meals a day – goes to waste on UK farms each year , its grown but because of legislation and directives by Government on how much can be sold then the remainder is ploughed back into the land .

"In a free society, the State is the servant of the people—not the master."

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If it farts you gotta pay! on 18:56 - Jul 2 with 203 viewsJoesus_Of_Narbereth

Wales has over 10 million sheep. If we take a round figure of a hundred quid per tonne of farty goodness then the Senedd could raise several billions to pump into pointless Cardiff vanity projects.

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If it farts you gotta pay! on 19:45 - Jul 2 with 160 viewsmax936

If it farts you gotta pay! on 15:38 - Jul 2 by Joesus_Of_Narbereth

Probably next on the list.

I’m about to buy shares in a company that makes corks.



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If it farts you gotta pay! on 20:01 - Jul 2 with 149 viewsmax936

If it farts you gotta pay! on 18:05 - Jul 2 by Joesus_Of_Narbereth

Is there a large farting problem in your local area?


Only when Bulithy has a sesh on Wye Valley Breweries Butty Bach followed by a Beef Madras.

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If it farts you gotta pay! on 20:55 - Jul 2 with 120 viewsLuther27

Didn’t they try this bullshte tax in NZ and had to withdraw it due to….erm unpopularity just before an election?
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