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Thread | Confirmed sighting of the lesser spotted Tjoe-a-on
at 12:49 6 May 2024
Remember him? I’d assumed he’d gone to live with Lord Lucan and Glenn Miller and would spend his days feeding sugar lumps to Shergar and getting his fetlocks checked whatever they are.
But no alas it looks like he’s “done a kikarayav…kuckarayev…kookariavi…………..a Mykola” in that he’s turned up for the Indonesian national team and has played 5 games in two weeks including 2 games that have gone to extra time. He’s also chipped in with a few assists.
Any inside info as to why this guy has been completely shut out by our club? Seemed particularly silly at the start of the season when we had no fit full backs and he was until we signed him playing fairly regularly in the Eredivisie.
2 million followers on instagram too. Popular lad. |
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Thread | Aliens!
at 22:17 30 Apr 2024
Eggheads at Cambridge university are currently getting full chub ons whilst observing the distant planet of K-2-18B (not the catchiest name) through the Webb telescope as they believe this is the closest they’ve ever been to answer the question-is there life out there?
It is thought to be a Hycean planet which is a predominantly hydrogen atmosphere with a liquid water ocean but the exciting part is they believe they have detected a significant amount of a gas called Dimethyl Sulfide there which is only produced by living organisms here on Earth.
Further observations will follow to determine more about this world but could have huge ramifications to our own world and history. So far the Pope, senior rabbis, the Dalai Lama and the leaders of Hamas have yet to comment.
https://www.earth.com/news/planet-k2-18-b-studied-again-confirm-presence-dms-gas |
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Thread | Intensity energy & desire
at 22:12 18 Mar 2024
We have obviously had a god awful season by our standards but the big frustration for me is if we approached every game with even half the levels as we did on Saturday we’d probably be in the playoff contention at least.
That should be the base mark going forwards week in week out now. I don’t think anyone would complain at any defeat if we have that level of commitment and desire. It’s when we lose and don’t lay a glove on the opposition that understandably makes people moan which has happened too often this year. Hopefully this is a turning point. |
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Thread | Big Willy and hair
at 22:15 9 Feb 2024
This is something that has always bothered me from a young age and I understand there may be many people on this forum who may disagree with me but I thought with this issue in the news at the moment I thought I might mention it to try and create a constructive and intellectual discussion.
Of course I am talking about balding men who desperately attempt to keep hold of every last strand of hair even though it looks ridiculous.
So here’s my hypothesis;
Balding men desperately attempting to keep hold of every last strand of hair A) looks awful and B) ages them significantly.
Exhibit A: Prince William aka big willy. He’s only in his early forties, is objectively a reasonably good looking chap even though I’m not gay and he has quite a young face but looks about 55 because he’s still desperately hanging on to that back and sides only look.
If I were balding like that I’d just hack it off and go full Vin Diesel/Ross Kemp and just embrace it. It nearly always looks better than a Bobby Charlton comb over or a Steve McLaren Hair Island.
I’ve always thought it utterly ridiculous. Any baldies on here agree with me? |
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Thread | Royals in hospital
at 21:24 17 Jan 2024
No waiting lists for them. King sausage fingers has got an enlarged prostate and princess Kate has an unspecified abdominal condition that is described as serious and required surgery.
No doubt there’ll be many on here delighted by the news. |
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Thread | Public money down the toilet again.
at 13:46 17 Jan 2024
Four years ago the bbc spent over eighty million pounds rebuilding the Albert square set for Eastenders. They have today agreed a deal with insurance giant Axa to sell it, their asking price? Seventy million.
You genuinely couldn’t make it up. It’s all part of their cost cutting review where they have to find five hundred million pounds from somewhere. It’s financial mismanagement on an almost criminally incompetent level. |
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Thread | Hull handball
at 20:29 26 Nov 2023
Was it just my imagination or did a Hull city player pick up the ball while it was still in play and get a free kick for it? There was no refs whistle until after he picked it up?
Think they scored shortly after too. |
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Thread | SNP - Tough justice
at 11:09 11 Oct 2023
Under new Scottish sentencing guidelines as long as you’re under 25 you can commit rape upon a 13 year old child in a park and still be free to walk the streets as “rehabilitation should be the primary consideration.”
Am I reading this right? What in the sacred name of Desperate Dans hairy nipples are the SNP playing at up there???
Is there a single person on here who can try to defend this? The floor is yours.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-edinburgh-east-fife-67076504
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Thread | The Fermi Paradox - Where is everybody?
at 20:13 20 Sep 2023
Also known as “The Great Silence” this is the concept that the likelihood of advanced extra terrestrial civilisations being out there is overwhelmingly high yet everywhere we look there’s absolutely no evidence
If we take our own species of human as the base example (we have to as it’s all we know),we have been on this planet for roughly 200,000 years. It has taken only 3000 years or so from the humble beginnings of mathematics and science in Mesopotamian civilisation to us landing on the moon and sending space craft outside the borders of our solar system.
If one species can do all that in just three millennia and the universe is 14 billion years old then other species who existed before us and have been advancing for much longer should have reached the technological prowess to colonise entire solar systems or even several. Everywhere we look we should see them.
But we don’t. So where is everybody? |
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Thread | Incredible inventions. What will they think of next?
at 12:10 21 Aug 2023
Never thought I’d see such an incredible technological advance in my life time. Ships will now be powered by wind utilising pioneering new technology known as “sails”. I’m not a scientist and I can’t explain the ingenuity of these new fangled “sails” in too much detail but in layman’s terms they enable a boat to be powered by the wind if you can believe such outlandish theories.
If you don’t believe me here is an article, I had to check it wasn’t an april fools joke but it seems legit:
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-66543643 |
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Thread | It’s all part of the plan!
at 15:44 26 Jul 2023
Speaking to some of my sources deep within the bowels of the club I have found out that what we are seeing is the very successful implementation of the secret plan, code name “Operation: Make everyone think we’re shite” designed specifically to lull the rest of the championship teams into a false sense of security. They will spend so long pissing themselves with laughter their stomach muscles and bladders will be severely damaged allowing us to rack up huge victories and ultimately finish on 140 points.
Bookmark this. My sources are never wrong.
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Thread | Big Willie
at 09:12 26 Jun 2023
Speaking from his 547 room palace with numerous mansions and cottages within the grounds the prince of wales and Duke of Cornwall has today said homelessness has no place in a modern progressive country.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-65997714 |
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Thread | Interest rates going up again
at 12:24 22 Jun 2023
To combat inflation apparently. Because the previous recent thirteen attempts were incredibly successful.
It’s got a bit of the Blackadder battlefield tactics about it now. Doing the same thing we’ve done 13 times before is the last thing inflation would expect us to do this time.
How much do these idiots get paid for making these asinine decisions? |
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