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Thread | Hull, QPR, Millwall, Oxford
at 13:41 14 Apr 2025
If we can keep up the intensity of recent weeks and don’t go into ‘on the beach’ mode there’s no reason we can’t get a good haul of points from these fixtures. The playoffs are gone obviously but how frustrating will it be if we end up on 64/66 points, if we had pulled the trigger on Williams a few weeks earlier we’d probably be right in the mix and going in as the form team.
Or am I being a bit too optimistic? |
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Thread | The media
at 21:12 27 Feb 2025
They’re absolutely obsessed about Andrew Tate and Tristan Tate. They can’t get enough of them. Despite them being complete W ⚓️ s and general nonentities.
But they never seem to write about Super Alan Tate. The greatest Tate of them all. This is why so many people are losing faith in the media. |
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Thread | Korean/chinese player on the way?
at 18:08 29 Jan 2025
Just managed to get Coleman on the phone and asked who we are signing next, the line wasn’t great but I think he said Foo kin No Wan. Any experts on the Asian leagues on here? |
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Thread | We provide a fantastic service
at 13:52 13 Jan 2025
Are you a football club who can’t buy a win for love nor money? Are you fed up of losing every week? Do you find teams putting several goals in your net without reply every week demoralising and humiliating?
Why not try playing against Swansea City? We pride ourselves on providing the very best service to struggling teams. We’ll give you the win and we’ll make you look good whilst doing it.
Other services we provide:
Easy tap ins for strikers on a 8 month goal drought.
Clean sheets and a relaxing afternoon for goalkeepers suffering from ptsd and repetitive strain injury from picking the ball out of the net every 8 minutes in other matches.
An easy, stress free, morale boosting victory where exertion and skill is not needed.
If you’re a struggling side looking for a win why not take advantage of our world class service?
For further details and a brochure please visit www.swanscapitulation.com
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Thread | Meanwhile in London….
at 20:08 25 Nov 2024
A man has been arrested after an eight year old girl and a 34 year old man were shot at point blank range inside a car. There was also a 2 year old in the car who thankfully was unharmed. In a separate event four men have been arrested after another man was stabbed in tower hamlets.
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Thread | Cooper sacked
at 16:03 24 Nov 2024
No prizes for guessing where he’s going next |
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Thread | Crackhead central
at 16:45 30 Oct 2024
Went into town this morning for a pub breakfast. Haven’t been in for ages but was shocked at how many people there were just off their tits drugged up lying in doorways etc. There was one bloke just lying in the middle of the street surrounded by cans and rubbish, he’d obviously pooed himself judging by the aroma. Everyone was just walking past him ignoring him. I tapped him on the shoulder and asked if he was alright and he told me to F off so I did.
What the hell is going on in our towns and cities? |
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Thread | Club name change?
at 16:01 26 Oct 2024
Heard a lot of rumours today that there are secret top level talks ongoing with the football league and other partners to officially change our name to Swansea City Nil.
Anybody else hear this? |
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Thread | Another day in the channel…
at 14:08 5 Oct 2024
I can’t believe what I’m reading here. Please tell me that I’ve got it wrong. It appears a young four year old child has been trampled to death on a migrant boat in the channel, three others killed. The dead have been airlifted out of the boat following a distress call and the others are then left to “carry on their journey”?
Carry on their journey? Anywhere else in the civilised world where you find four dead bodies it would be locked down as a potential crime scene. All witnesses would be held and a full investigation would be carried out with criminal proceedings following.
Just carry on sailing lads, we’ll take it from here. Your journey is far more important than those four corpses. Safe trip.
Absolute madness.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cj041vl4j4lo
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Thread | Guess the player from this description:
at 19:04 30 Sep 2024
“This is more than a signing - it's a statement, a game-changer for both our club and football in this country.”
"Known for his electrifying talent and skill, (player name) brings world-class experience and flair that will help our team to achieve its goals."
😂 |
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Thread | Club gives Starmer £2000?
at 20:17 18 Sep 2024
Swansea City on the list of organisations that have “gifted” Keir Starmer since the start of the 2019 parliament. £107,000 in total.
Why?
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Thread | The Debate
at 02:06 11 Sep 2024
Anyone still up watching this?
Harris looking very very nervous early doors. Shaky voice, lots of hard swallowing. Tripping over her words.
Trump more orange than ever. |
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Thread | Stay safe out there
at 19:48 9 Sep 2024
Thousands of dangerous people being released from prison back into society in the morning to wreak havoc upon our country.
Good luck to everyone. |
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Thread | Farage
at 11:53 17 Aug 2024
Paid almost 1.2 million a year to present his show on GBnews. That’s a staggering amount. For context Gary lineker is ‘only’ on 1.3 million a year on the Beeb.
Crazy cash. How can they afford it? And why? |
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Thread | Nathan tjoe-a-on
at 09:36 15 Aug 2024
Thought I’d start a thread about this guy since he’s back in the fold. Not that I’ve got anything to really say about him but I am trying to help the website by copying the approach of the official website in shoehorning him into every possible article in order to increase clicks and views from the Indonesian ‘fans’. I see the gillingham highlights on YT have nearly 60k views and even the full match highlights have a whopping 44k views.
Anyway. Nathan tjoe-a-on. He’s a player in our squad. Discuss.
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