| What a situation- Chelsea ST holder moved in next door.... 14:45 - May 26 with 3110 views | JHoop |
One single lady Chelsea ST holder actually, but her son and daughter are ST holders too. I did question how long they had supported them and they have been going for 30+ years, so can't really get them on that one.
The daughter is quite simply stunning (29, blonde, model etc)....but she has taken to parking her Mini Cooper S outside with a big Chelsea sticker in the window, f'ing disgusted by that one.
I purchased a QPR air freshener for a mate at the Stoke game, was going to give it to him when I saw him next but have had to put it up in my car now to try and address the unbalance on my street! |  | | |  |
| What a situation- Chelsea ST holder moved in next door.... on 15:34 - May 26 with 3038 views | DanVanDyke |
To address the balance further you could ask the daughter for a few dates, one thing could lead to another and during coitus, at the moment of climax, you could shout, 'You R's'! Nearly as good as the car air freshener!
This works on so many levels, as her mother would be downstairs. If she doesn't understand the QPR reference in your ejaculatory scream, she'll mistakenly think you're asking for something else of a sexual nature! They cal that 'Win, Win'!
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| What a situation- Chelsea ST holder moved in next door.... on 15:37 - May 26 with 3027 views | ade_qpr |
yeh massive bone to pick Where's the pics of the daughter?   |  |
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| What a situation- Chelsea ST holder moved in next door.... on 15:55 - May 26 with 2982 views | Northernr |
Sounds like a tremendous opportunity to me. |  | | |
| What a situation- Chelsea ST holder moved in next door.... on 16:57 - May 26 with 2902 views | DylanP |
As a male, it turns out that hot bod trumps moral terpitude every time. It should be that way, but we are male and that is just how god made us. We cant help it. |  |
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| What a situation- Chelsea ST holder moved in next door.... on 19:15 - May 26 with 2796 views | JHoop |
| What a situation- Chelsea ST holder moved in next door.... on 15:34 - May 26 by DanVanDyke |
To address the balance further you could ask the daughter for a few dates, one thing could lead to another and during coitus, at the moment of climax, you could shout, 'You R's'! Nearly as good as the car air freshener!
This works on so many levels, as her mother would be downstairs. If she doesn't understand the QPR reference in your ejaculatory scream, she'll mistakenly think you're asking for something else of a sexual nature! They cal that 'Win, Win'!
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Good idea, just not sure how my misses would react? [Post edited 1 Jan 1970 1:00]
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| What a situation- Chelsea ST holder moved in next door.... on 19:28 - May 26 with 2776 views | loftboy |
To quote Keith lemon " go round and smash her back doors in " |  |
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| What a situation- Chelsea ST holder moved in next door.... on 20:34 - May 26 with 2721 views | Tearsofrage |
I admire your deference. How nice it must be to share your frontage with dedicated supporters of the European Champions What an opportunity to put behind you all the futile and pointless hatred and resentment which has poisoned association football for so long. Go, as we speak and embrace her charming daughter. Should she appreciate your obvious charms she will obviously throw herself at you because of your greater wisdom and understanding of football. Should she not, I suggest you burn her and her odious mother's house down- after helping them to escape - and giving them both a cup of poisoned Bovril. |  | | |
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