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Match Report 11:49 - Aug 3 with 1959 viewsDorse

Chad Felchenmeyer Jr, Chief Soccer Correspondant, IBS News writes:

'The London Rangers' final close season game against the men from Atlantis ended in a tie, one score each, with team Coach Ramsey Christopher satisfied that his special plays had been effectified well. The 'Queens of the Park' lined up with veteran Centre Linebacker Clinton Hill as team captain, although attacking mid-centrefieldsman Lebron Fer and Point-Shooter Charles Lee Austin were rotated out. Massimo Umbongo and Seb Poletax were drafted in.

'The game was deep into the second quarter when Atlantis scored, though the Queens dug deep and dominated the court after the halftime show, which featured comedy duo Mel and Sue and music from the San Francisco Cheek Slappers.

'The third period was all Rangers and it was clear that their opposition defensive ends had misunderestimated Coach Christopher's use of special teams. Wide receiver Jet Thomas put the ball in the end zone for a clear score after good play from Samba Deeyaketty. Goal tender Roberto Grun was in dominant form. All in all things are looking up for the first round of the regular season against the Charlestown Athletes.'

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Match Report on 12:04 - Aug 3 with 1890 viewshopphoops

"The franchise meanwhile continues its roster search for a new Soft Underbelly after trading McCauly Caulker to the Southampton Saints. "

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Match Report on 15:41 - Aug 3 with 1676 viewsBklynRanger

Sampan Delia-Keechay had a magical fourth quarter racking up 3 patella put-aways and a ruptured spleen-sack. Meanwhile Austro-Hungarian powerhouse forward Steve Pelter is on course to be traded to Real Madrid after it emerged that Sir Alex Fingerson was present for the game-match.
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Match Report on 12:31 - Aug 4 with 1375 viewsTacticalR

Very good Dorse. Go Queens!

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Match Report on 16:18 - Aug 4 with 1287 viewsDorse

Match Report on 12:31 - Aug 4 by TacticalR

Very good Dorse. Go Queens!




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Match Report on 11:51 - Aug 5 with 1210 viewshopphoops

Match Report on 16:18 - Aug 4 by Dorse



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(gets better at the end)
[Post edited 5 Aug 2015 11:53]

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