| Dick Advocaat 08:57 - Mar 17 with 2901 views | ranger08 |
Just got the job @ Sunderland
Should we have appointed him?
I hope I'm proven wrong but Ramsay doesn't look like the answer |  | | |  |
| Dick Advocaat on 09:22 - Mar 17 with 2860 views | TheBlob |
Probably like at Christmas,it's the last bottle of drink when everything else has gone.
Unless there's a manager out there called Twiglets. |  |
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| Dick Advocaat on 09:33 - Mar 17 with 2839 views | DaBurgh |
| Dick Advocaat on 09:22 - Mar 17 by TheBlob |
Probably like at Christmas,it's the last bottle of drink when everything else has gone.
Unless there's a manager out there called Twiglets. |
If you want a manager named after a drink it needs to be the 'wino's choice circa 1974' Mad dog 20/20. Not the main ingredient for a freckin' snoball...
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| Dick Advocaat on 09:41 - Mar 17 with 2813 views | CroydonCaptJack |
| Dick Advocaat on 09:22 - Mar 17 by TheBlob |
Probably like at Christmas,it's the last bottle of drink when everything else has gone.
Unless there's a manager out there called Twiglets. |
I have a feeling this line of pun is going to SNOWBALL |  | | |
| Dick Advocaat on 09:43 - Mar 17 with 2806 views | TheBlob |
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| Dick Advocaat on 09:47 - Mar 17 with 2788 views | aston_hoop |
Actually, I'm glad we don't have Tim! |  |
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| Dick Advocaat on 09:49 - Mar 17 with 2780 views | westberksr |
taken off somewhere else and a lot of the issues apply to other clubs in trouble but some specific to Sunderland......
"So Advocaat in and 'Operation Polish Turd' begins. He will quickly see that there are far too many problems there such as:
- Brown and O'Shea (read Traore and SWP)
- All the other players except Defoe (there's a bit off this at our place and nearly read the same)
- Fan expectation is too high (probably not as we have no expectations whatsoever as far as i'm aware)
- History shows they've never had a top-class player, not one (we've had plenty but just not at the moment; thanks for that Harry)
- The best place to eat is Greggs (nando's)
- The vehicle of choice is the mobility scooter (maybe for SWP as he can see over the handlebar)
- Players only go there for the cash (absofukinglutely us too)
- It's a shit-hole (some people may think so but i prefer 'cosmopolitan')@
how old is Dick now and does he even know where Sunderland is? |  | | |
| Dick Advocaat on 09:53 - Mar 17 with 2765 views | SimonJames |
| Dick Advocaat on 09:22 - Mar 17 by TheBlob |
Probably like at Christmas,it's the last bottle of drink when everything else has gone.
Unless there's a manager out there called Twiglets. |
I like Twiglets  |  |
| 100% of people who drink water will die. |
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| Dick Advocaat on 09:57 - Mar 17 with 2754 views | Discodroids |
there can be only one
full malted kenny jacket. |  |
| "...The monkey is never dead, Dealer. The monkey never dies. When you kick him off, he just hides in a corner, waiting his turn." |
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| Dick Advocaat on 10:06 - Mar 17 with 2737 views | TheBlob |
A bit dull and samey...
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| Dick Advocaat on 10:21 - Mar 17 with 2698 views | TheBlob |
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| Dick Advocaat on 10:22 - Mar 17 with 2695 views | simmo |
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| ask Beavis I get nothing Butthead |
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| Dick Advocaat on 10:33 - Mar 17 with 2664 views | Pommyhoop |
| Dick Advocaat on 10:21 - Mar 17 by TheBlob |
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| Dick Advocaat on 10:35 - Mar 17 with 2659 views | Pommyhoop |
Next years tipple?
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| Dick Advocaat on 10:39 - Mar 17 with 2641 views | Pommyhoop |
One for Disco.
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