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Reply | West Ham tickets
at 10:30 7 Jan 2026
Thanks Bex, looks like c2c to upminster, then district line to west ham, then DLR to stratford. Great.
I'll take some cake laced with some amphetamine salts just in case it turns out to be a Roald Amundsen type journey. [Post edited 7 Jan 14:26]
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Reply | West Ham tickets
at 09:56 7 Jan 2026
Leigh on sea, yesterday, 3.32pm.
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Reply | West Ham tickets
at 09:38 7 Jan 2026
I just forwarded my e mail tickets on to my son to deal with. He understands this sort of thing .
As soon as I read my e mail stating 'download your ticket once only into your apple/Google wallet' , my eyes glazed over like Sid Vicious tapping his vein in the chelsea hotel with an 8 ball of china white.
Also looking forward to presenting my papers and credentials such as my Blood group and DNA Code to various fat necked Stratford pub doorman in order to gain access into their decaying slum and then pay £8 for a pint of remedial Lager that tastes like salty piss in an erlenmeyer flask.
Even better, having to display my PSA number to a Japanese beer dispensing robot in the ground that will only accept Bit coin , Carbon credits or krugerrands for payment
In future i'd prefer the QPR box office to make out like i'm Wyatt Earp, and issue me my fackin' tickets via a Western Union transcontinental telegram.
Modern Football , it's a treacherous thing. [Post edited 7 Jan 9:52]
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Reply | thoughts on west ham in t'cup (n/t)
at 09:58 6 Jan 2026
Such a shit ground for pubs this new gaff. I can think of 20+ pubs within a 15 minute walk of Upton park back in the 80's/90's/2000's. Even 90% of them have closed trading since the move.
Probably end up just having a few in the ground at £20 a pint or whatever it is. Hopefully meet up with the Frankie Boys for good clean, family fun. [Post edited 6 Jan 10:02]
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Reply | Essex taxi..
at 15:59 31 Dec 2025
Wonderful!. you know I care about you Dave. Glad to hear you are tip top.
Give me a shout for the Peterboat this year!
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Reply | Happy new year thread
at 15:57 31 Dec 2025
Someday I'll be somewhere near an white sand beach...
sitting on the porch in an open white william hunt 18 ounce button down shirt, sipping an Old fashioned while watching the waves crash in the moonlight as Ramsey Lewis slips into darkness from a record player in the living room.
Perhaps a service Girl of exotic stock with muscular thighs to blow enough petrol washed Bugle up my arsehole with a nesquick straw to give me bells palsy, While Ramsey shifts it up a gear on the hammond organ..
Then and only then, will i look back and fully savour what we have here. What Clive gave to Us. The last place on this salted earth of QPR brotherhood from the mouths of good men and women.
Happy new year everyone.
Glenn [Post edited 31 Dec 2025 16:01]
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Reply | Wet Spam prematch boozer
at 21:48 27 Dec 2025
Best pub in Stratford Is the King Edward by fathoms. Best pub in Stratford for decades. Great craft beer , Jukebox , atmos and people.. tends to be avoided by the twin set cerruti 1881 clad hammer who seeks his sport at the bear pit, the carpenters arms which qpr fans should avoid at all costs.
The other boozer which i have found to be devoid of bill gardener types is the Cow, West Ham for sure, but Friendly. |
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Thread | Essex taxi..
at 21:06 27 Dec 2025
Haven't heard From Essex on here for some time. Lovely man and a wise respected long time poster on LFW..
Hope he's ok. |
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Reply | Merry (Poorly Generated AI) Christmas and Happy New Year 🎅
at 20:45 27 Dec 2025
Fair play Baz!
I'm Just back home after 3 solid days at the Chigwell mother in laws giving me the 1000 yard stare over the north side of the 30 Pound Bronze Turkey. Spent all boxing day playing cluedo and some generic Ant and Dec board game with my elizabeth duke belcher chain wearing ex ICF brother in law who has the empathatic DNA traits of Reinhard Heydrich.
Proper arsehole. Typical West Ham. I've got less in common with that slazenger clad XR3i Clung offcut than i have with John wayne gacey.
Jo's niece is a Ballerina and Professional singer on the cruise ships ( current understudy for alexandra burke). 26 years old, 6ft tall with flaming red hair and skin like a Louis XIV ivory candlestick. She insisted on doing her aerobic exercises about 3 feet in front of me in skin tight leggings.
I could feel Jo staring at me burning a hole into my soul so i just stared ahead with a manic unflinchiing grin on my face sweating like a cccp chimp about to be shot beyond the kuiper belt in 1967 with yuri gargarin.
So glad to be home.
current mood;
happy belated xmas everyone. |
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Reply | Fox hunt match thread
at 17:12 20 Dec 2025
What a result. Great stuff lads. Off out for a Curry and several kingfishers with 'er indoors Jo.
A thumping QPR win, Chicken Bhuna and ice cold lager. You could say i'm happier than Huw Edwards at the bottom of a mcdonalds plastic ball play pen with his cock out at school chucking out time.
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Reply | West Ham tickets
at 23:12 19 Dec 2025
My brother Gavin looks like Eraserhead you cant miss him.
Are you still looking like Tony snake hips Manero Rob after your weight loss? |
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Reply | West Ham tickets
at 23:05 19 Dec 2025
nm [Post edited 20 Dec 2025 10:49]
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Reply | West Ham tickets
at 21:52 19 Dec 2025
we're going to need Franz Klammers Ski's at half time for the bogs. |
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Reply | West Ham tickets
at 21:50 19 Dec 2025
Southampton away 3rd round fa cup 1992 vibes . |
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Reply | West Ham tickets
at 21:39 19 Dec 2025
nm [Post edited 20 Dec 2025 10:48]
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Reply | West Ham tickets
at 17:57 19 Dec 2025
15quid each?, i must be sitting in front of Adolfs Atlantic fortified concrete wall. |
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