| Steward on Monday 11:20 - Oct 3 with 2770 views | loftboy |
Hour before kick off standing down the front of the paddock chatting to friends like I have done for the past god knows how many years, a steward told me to take my seat as I wasn't allowed to stand there. I made him get the supervisor, after a few verbals she reluctantly agreed I could stay there until ten minutes before ko, the world has gone mad. |  |
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| Steward on Monday on 11:28 - Oct 3 with 2305 views | smegma |
Was he wearing 3D glasses ??? |  | | |
| Steward on Monday on 11:32 - Oct 3 with 2272 views | QPunkR |
We really do hire a bunch of w@nkers masquerading as sapient humans to wear those stupid hi-viz jackets.
Bunch of inbreds for the most part, if you ask me |  |
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| Steward on Monday on 13:40 - Oct 3 with 2124 views | westolian |
| Steward on Monday on 11:28 - Oct 3 by smegma |
Was he wearing 3D glasses ??? |
No, Loftboy really is that big    |  |
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| Steward on Monday on 13:44 - Oct 3 with 2093 views | HollowayRanger |
monday? |  |
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| Steward on Monday on 14:14 - Oct 3 with 2023 views | westberksr |
yep, day after Sunday. |  | | |
| Steward on Monday on 14:20 - Oct 3 with 2008 views | W7Ranger |
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| Steward on Monday on 14:44 - Oct 3 with 1944 views | Hayesender |
"You have been charged with whistling on a Tuesday" |  |
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| Steward on Monday on 14:44 - Oct 3 with 1944 views | WokingR |
To be fair to them, some are alright
But, as you experienced Monday, you give them a badge and some think they have joined the Hitler youth.
We had one last year who tried to throw out a 3 year old boy because he had a Chelsea top on under his coat and jumper. First match he had ever been to, he had only ever heard of Chelsea from the telly as he was from Finland and his dad was trying to educate him on QPR.
Made a great first impression |  | | |
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| Steward on Monday on 14:46 - Oct 3 with 1934 views | smegma |
| Steward on Monday on 14:44 - Oct 3 by WokingR |
To be fair to them, some are alright
But, as you experienced Monday, you give them a badge and some think they have joined the Hitler youth.
We had one last year who tried to throw out a 3 year old boy because he had a Chelsea top on under his coat and jumper. First match he had ever been to, he had only ever heard of Chelsea from the telly as he was from Finland and his dad was trying to educate him on QPR.
Made a great first impression |
Was that in the lower loft just behind the goal ?? | | | |
| Steward on Monday on 14:55 - Oct 3 with 1904 views | WokingR |
| Steward on Monday on 14:46 - Oct 3 by smegma |
Was that in the lower loft just behind the goal ?? |
No, V Block in Ellerlie Rd
We have some regulars there and most are alright but there is one complete chimp [Post edited 1 Jan 1970 1:00]
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| Steward on Monday on 15:32 - Oct 3 with 1837 views | Hayesender |
| Steward on Monday on 14:44 - Oct 3 by WokingR |
To be fair to them, some are alright
But, as you experienced Monday, you give them a badge and some think they have joined the Hitler youth.
We had one last year who tried to throw out a 3 year old boy because he had a Chelsea top on under his coat and jumper. First match he had ever been to, he had only ever heard of Chelsea from the telly as he was from Finland and his dad was trying to educate him on QPR.
Made a great first impression |
Wow, that story makes me sad | |
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| Steward on Monday on 15:43 - Oct 3 with 1802 views | HollowayRanger |
you mean today isnt friday?
sorry not been right since i woke up tuesday night to find a ghost on me bed!  | |
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| Steward on Monday on 18:41 - Oct 3 with 1668 views | CHUBBS |
| Steward on Monday on 15:32 - Oct 3 by Hayesender |
Wow, that story makes me sad |
Me too,should have thrown his old man out for making him don that rag! |  | | |
| Steward on Monday on 18:50 - Oct 3 with 1650 views | loftboy |
| Steward on Monday on 13:40 - Oct 3 by westolian |
No, Loftboy really is that big |
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| Steward on Monday on 19:52 - Oct 3 with 1569 views | QPRJennyxxx |
My dear Loftboy, the correct phrase when talking to stewards is "f--k off".
At Chelsea a few years back one told me I couldn't stand where i was, I used this phrase and he did. A while later he reappeared with his fellow Hi-vis boss to tell me i couldn't smoke, "i thought i told you to f--k off". they didn't bother me again. |  |
| mmmmmm Lee Cook xxxxxxxxx |
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| Steward on Monday on 20:04 - Oct 3 with 1546 views | smegma |
| Steward on Monday on 19:52 - Oct 3 by QPRJennyxxx |
My dear Loftboy, the correct phrase when talking to stewards is "f--k off".
At Chelsea a few years back one told me I couldn't stand where i was, I used this phrase and he did. A while later he reappeared with his fellow Hi-vis boss to tell me i couldn't smoke, "i thought i told you to f--k off". they didn't bother me again. |
And that concludes the case for the defence your honour. | | | |
| Steward on Monday on 20:06 - Oct 3 with 1534 views | QPRJennyxxx |
i've learnt since then though? | |
| mmmmmm Lee Cook xxxxxxxxx |
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| Steward on Monday on 20:49 - Oct 3 with 1481 views | Pablo_Hoopsta |
| Steward on Monday on 19:52 - Oct 3 by QPRJennyxxx |
My dear Loftboy, the correct phrase when talking to stewards is "f--k off".
At Chelsea a few years back one told me I couldn't stand where i was, I used this phrase and he did. A while later he reappeared with his fellow Hi-vis boss to tell me i couldn't smoke, "i thought i told you to f--k off". they didn't bother me again. |
My experience with stewards, particularly this season has lead me to wanting to say the same, sadly I have seen how they will lie to their boss when someone complains and tells them to fark off to threaten people with legal proceedings! I've seen that shît happen completely unduly and unfairly to a QPR fan this season also in Ellerslie Road. |  | | |
| Steward on Monday on 20:51 - Oct 3 with 1471 views | wombat |
| Steward on Monday on 20:06 - Oct 3 by QPRJennyxxx |
i've learnt since then though? |
Had similar on Tuesday went to walk into the lower loft as per usual the only slight difference was my arms in a fairly visible sling , steward goes can I search you sir my reply no feck off , he didn't pursue the matter funnily enough |  |
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| Steward on Monday on 22:14 - Oct 3 with 1384 views | QPRJennyxxx |
| Steward on Monday on 20:51 - Oct 3 by wombat |
Had similar on Tuesday went to walk into the lower loft as per usual the only slight difference was my arms in a fairly visible sling , steward goes can I search you sir my reply no feck off , he didn't pursue the matter funnily enough |
had a sling for the hull game just prior to promotion, excellent for smuggling beer to your seat! | |
| mmmmmm Lee Cook xxxxxxxxx |
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| Steward on Monday on 22:19 - Oct 3 with 1371 views | wombat |
| Steward on Monday on 22:14 - Oct 3 by QPRJennyxxx |
had a sling for the hull game just prior to promotion, excellent for smuggling beer to your seat! |
Lol will have to consider that as it looks like my slings gonna be in use for a few weeks more | |
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| Steward on Monday on 08:42 - Oct 4 with 1196 views | WokingR |
| Steward on Monday on 22:19 - Oct 3 by wombat |
Lol will have to consider that as it looks like my slings gonna be in use for a few weeks more |
Another victim of a secret Scott Jones attack ? | | | |
| Steward on Monday on 08:51 - Oct 4 with 1179 views | real_loftus |
| Steward on Monday on 14:44 - Oct 3 by Hayesender |
"You have been charged with whistling on a Tuesday" |
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| Steward on Monday on 10:19 - Oct 4 with 1133 views | wombat |
| Steward on Monday on 08:42 - Oct 4 by WokingR |
Another victim of a secret Scott Jones attack ? |
Lol nah even one handed he wouldn't be a problem | |
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| Steward on Monday on 12:03 - Oct 4 with 1068 views | MoonshineSteve |
Many moons ago was going into Villa Park with my arm in a sling. Copper asks "What's in the sling?". Really took a lot of self-control not to descend to sarcasm.
Hayes/Real - is that Spazpecker the Dumb? |  |
| I am still Steve but no longer in Dagenham. |
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