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I have stepped barefoot on an upturned plug. I have electrocuted myself putting in a light bulb. I have caught my willy in the zip of my jeans. I have got into a bath after putting eucalyptus oil in it. I have head butted a full can of Fosters flat whilst extremely pisdled.
These were all very painful and today ran them very bloody close.
Whilst XTC's list is pretty sound, I would characterise this season as feeling broadly analogous to swallowing and then s hitting out a Lego pineapple.
'What do we want? We don't know! When do we want it? Now!'
Apparently Koala bears are permanently stoned and smell of piss as the eucalyptus leaves they constantly munch make them high. Eucalyptus may be the answer.
The defeat yesterday and the faint flickering flames of relegation below gives the Millwall away game more of an edge. I wasn't going to bother with this one but may now go. Come and say hello - I'll be the one eating eucalyptus leaves and smelling of piss.
The defeat yesterday and the faint flickering flames of relegation below gives the Millwall away game more of an edge. I wasn't going to bother with this one but may now go. Come and say hello - I'll be the one eating eucalyptus leaves and smelling of piss.