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Gifts for Christmas 19:50 - Dec 9 with 1706 views

I was thinking this morning about a difficult subject: what if you are forced to take part in some sort of Secret Santa and the name you are given is that of a Chelsea fan.

So, I thought of some items you could get.

Underpants with the message 'May Contains Small Parts'
A mirror with a warning sticker that says 'Aim away from face'

'What do we want? We don't know! When do we want it? Now!'

Gifts for Christmas on 19:59 - Dec 9 with 1693 views

Pommyhoop

The full 90 min DVD

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Poll:	How much should we sell Eze for. What will we get.

Gifts for Christmas on 21:02 - Dec 9 with 1641 views

Rangersw12

I've got a spurs fan in secret Santa so got him this

Gifts for Christmas on 09:09 - Dec 10 with 1534 views

Dorse

I was once given a gigantic pair of Y-fronts in a Secret Santa. I got hammered at the works do and put them on whilst Fat Tamlyn from the Bristol branch belaboured my buttocks with the leather whip she was given.

I never returned to that curry house.

'What do we want? We don't know! When do we want it? Now!'

Gifts for Christmas on 09:11 - Dec 10 with 1529 views

FDC

Gifts for Christmas on 09:09 - Dec 10 by Dorse
I was once given a gigantic pair of Y-fronts in a Secret Santa. I got hammered at the works do and put them on whilst Fat Tamlyn from the Bristol branch belaboured my buttocks with the leather whip she was given. I never returned to that curry house.

Which school do you teach at again?

Gifts for Christmas on 10:39 - Dec 10 with 1483 views

traininvain

Gifts for Christmas on 09:11 - Dec 10 by FDC
Which school do you teach at again?

Someone at work bought me a Chelsea scarf a few years ago for secret santa. I put it in the bin. Didn't go down well.

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