| Player Alternative Careers 12:46 - Mar 9 with 4840 views | BazzaInTheLoft |
If they wasn't (relatively) talented footballers, what would you imagine the QPR squad doing for a living?
SWP strikes me as a estate agent in waiting. Hopefully he will be post summer. [Post edited 9 Mar 2015 12:58]
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| Player Alternative Careers on 12:48 - Mar 9 with 2316 views | WeaverQPR |
Joey Barton one of those nutty clerics preaching nonsense |  |
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| Player Alternative Careers on 12:54 - Mar 9 with 2297 views | BazzaInTheLoft |
| Player Alternative Careers on 12:48 - Mar 9 by WeaverQPR |
Joey Barton one of those nutty clerics preaching nonsense |
Yeah, culminating in going mental and claiming to be Jesus. | | | |
| Player Alternative Careers on 12:56 - Mar 9 with 2298 views | themodfather |
phillips and hoilet can be toilet cleaners and swp can be a extra for "star wars, return of the ewoks" |  | | |
| Player Alternative Careers on 13:04 - Mar 9 with 2275 views | aston_hoop |
Personallyy I think Joey Barton would be one of those repeat offenders in and out of prison for stupid offences. Every time he gets out, he will talk about going straight and do that for a while before ending up back inside.
Since Charlie is probably the only person in our squad who has actually had an alternative career, I'm sure he'd be well on his way to running the family building firm.
Chris Ramsey has the calm and optimistic demeanour of the kind of person who does charity work with 'inner city kids'.... |  |
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| Player Alternative Careers on 13:05 - Mar 9 with 2273 views | MedwayR |
| Player Alternative Careers on 12:54 - Mar 9 by BazzaInTheLoft |
Yeah, culminating in going mental and claiming to be Jesus. |
Isn't Joey Barton already one of them?!?
He just happens to play football occasionally too... |  |
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| Player Alternative Careers on 13:08 - Mar 9 with 2260 views | WeaverQPR |
Zamora will be a Zimmer frame/mobilty scooter salesman | |
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| Player Alternative Careers on 13:08 - Mar 9 with 2263 views | PeterHucker |
Shaun Wright Phillips already has an alternative job as Gary Coleman's stuntman.
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| Player Alternative Careers on 13:08 - Mar 9 with 2260 views | BazzaInTheLoft |
| Player Alternative Careers on 13:08 - Mar 9 by WeaverQPR |
Zamora will be a Zimmer frame/mobilty scooter salesman |
Ha.
I can see him demonstrating a stairlift too. | | | |
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| Player Alternative Careers on 13:09 - Mar 9 with 2256 views | BazzaInTheLoft |
Traore looks like he should work in JD sports. | | | |
| Player Alternative Careers on 13:14 - Mar 9 with 2242 views | PeterHucker |
Nico Krancjar looks like the kind of barman who spends his time throwing mixers around and dicking around making crushed ice as if he's in the film Cocktail, all the while seemingly oblivious to the big backlog of people waiting to be served.
Now and again when there's nobody waiting to be served he tries to chat up your Mrs even though you're standing right next to her.
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| Player Alternative Careers on 13:17 - Mar 9 with 2220 views | SpiritofGregory |
Joey in prison and SWP would be part of a circus act. |  | | |
| Player Alternative Careers on 13:18 - Mar 9 with 2224 views | TheBlob |
Rob Green could be a school crossing guard.But with his sense of timing he'd probably call all the kids under a bus. |  |
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| Player Alternative Careers on 13:29 - Mar 9 with 2201 views | BazzaInTheLoft |
| Player Alternative Careers on 13:18 - Mar 9 by TheBlob |
Rob Green could be a school crossing guard.But with his sense of timing he'd probably call all the kids under a bus. |
I've got Green down as a ruddy faced potato farmer | | | |
| Player Alternative Careers on 13:32 - Mar 9 with 2199 views | aston_hoop |
No I could imagine Green doing something insanely boring like being an insurance salesman or financial accountant. Hitting all his targets but being too tight to get a round in on a Friday after work. | |
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| Player Alternative Careers on 13:33 - Mar 9 with 2189 views | TheBlob |
| Player Alternative Careers on 13:29 - Mar 9 by BazzaInTheLoft |
I've got Green down as a ruddy faced potato farmer |
Kept dropping them - anything bigger than a Jersey Royal ended up bruised. | |
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| Player Alternative Careers on 13:34 - Mar 9 with 2184 views | BazzaInTheLoft |
| Player Alternative Careers on 13:33 - Mar 9 by TheBlob |
Kept dropping them - anything bigger than a Jersey Royal ended up bruised. |
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| Player Alternative Careers on 13:36 - Mar 9 with 2181 views | headhoops |
Clint Hill - debt collector.
Traore - Hypnotist - he's always in a trance.
Rio - Sculptor - he's good at playing statues
SWP the obvious one - oommpaloompa. |  |
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| Player Alternative Careers on 13:40 - Mar 9 with 2170 views | A40Bosh |
I think I started off (at least) a thread along the same lines a couple of years back when I thought a white van driver was the head off Clint Hill.
It resulted in general agreement that Ali Faurlin would be a hairdresser in Chiswick I seem to recall.
Richard Dunne - Pub Landlord obviously
Clint Hill - Painter & Decorator (hence the white van)
Isla would run a little restaurant in town
Rob Green would be an insurance consultant or pensions adviser |  |
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| Player Alternative Careers on 13:45 - Mar 9 with 2153 views | Discodroids |
nm [Post edited 18 Mar 2016 16:56]
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| Player Alternative Careers on 13:48 - Mar 9 with 2138 views | SpiritofGregory |
Rio - youth worker
Hill - PE teacher
Dunne - trucker
Sandro - DLA/PIP | | | |
| Player Alternative Careers on 13:48 - Mar 9 with 2142 views | BazzaInTheLoft |
| Player Alternative Careers on 13:45 - Mar 9 by Discodroids |
nm [Post edited 18 Mar 2016 16:56]
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Excellent.
He'll do this until his looks go and his huge beer belly turns him into a sort of Gerard Depardieu character. | | | |
| Player Alternative Careers on 13:54 - Mar 9 with 2128 views | Discodroids |
| Player Alternative Careers on 13:48 - Mar 9 by BazzaInTheLoft |
Excellent.
He'll do this until his looks go and his huge beer belly turns him into a sort of Gerard Depardieu character. |
thanks baz, i feel better now ive got that off my chest. | |
| "...The monkey is never dead, Dealer. The monkey never dies. When you kick him off, he just hides in a corner, waiting his turn." |
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| Player Alternative Careers on 13:57 - Mar 9 with 2115 views | WeaverQPR |
Had to laugh on Saturday a cap salesman who kept complaining about the sun in his eyes. | |
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| Player Alternative Careers on 14:02 - Mar 9 with 2112 views | Discodroids |
nm [Post edited 18 Mar 2016 16:56]
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| "...The monkey is never dead, Dealer. The monkey never dies. When you kick him off, he just hides in a corner, waiting his turn." |
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| Player Alternative Careers on 14:12 - Mar 9 with 2094 views | TheBlob |
| Player Alternative Careers on 13:48 - Mar 9 by BazzaInTheLoft |
Excellent.
He'll do this until his looks go and his huge beer belly turns him into a sort of Gerard Depardieu character. |
Oy.Lay orf my lookalike Gerard. 
Blob....
Depardieu...
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