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I've got Rob Greene down as a dustman [or refuse consultant whatever they call them these days]. Don' t know why, but he looks like he's a man for the bins. Maybe it was because I used to know a dustman who looked a lot like him.
Dunne - Farmer Barton - Loan Shark Ferdinand - PE Teacher Austin - Scaffolder SWP - Rep for a cheap holiday company.
There aint half been some clever bastards.
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Player Alternative Careers on 16:51 - Mar 9 with 2405 views
Matt Phillips should be a personal fitness trainer, the sort who only deals with woman in their early 40's giving them a bit extra Clint hill looks like an electrician the sort who rubs his chin before pricing a job Vargas could be a barman in a gay nightclub Rob green mortgage advisor Rio Ferdinand backing dancer in street dance crew Isla a waiter SWP always doing community service in a high viz jacket Dunne digging motorways
And Bowles is onside, Swinburne has come rushing out of his goal , what can Bowles do here , onto the left foot no, on to the right foot
That’s there that’s two, and that’s Bowles
Brian Moore
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Player Alternative Careers on 19:03 - Mar 9 with 2323 views
hehehehe great work with hill, vargas and isla in particular mate.
i can defo see vargas as a carnival queen all plumes of ostrich feathers and ertha kitt cha cha heels.would make a great maria' in west side story'
coulds also act as understudy for frankie valli in the west end.
isla has the ballroom dancer ,down on his luck look, to a tee.
on the run from a south london gangster for knocking up his mrs and now reduced to working in some northern shithouse giving dancing lessons/ shagging old shampoo and set brassy boilers (whose husband runs a scrap metal merchants), from rochdale
possibly selling steroids , creatin , fatburner pills and viagra on the side.
probably has a picture of him and lizi minelli on the wall and a 2nd place trophy on the mantlepiece (where he keep his stash)in the southern area fox trot ,free style rhumba, butlins cup.
clints the homer simpson of the premier league.
[Post edited 9 Mar 2015 19:08]
"...The monkey is never dead, Dealer. The monkey never dies. When you kick him off, he just hides in a corner, waiting his turn."
Player Alternative Careers on 13:04 - Mar 9 by aston_hoop
Personallyy I think Joey Barton would be one of those repeat offenders in and out of prison for stupid offences. Every time he gets out, he will talk about going straight and do that for a while before ending up back inside.
Since Charlie is probably the only person in our squad who has actually had an alternative career, I'm sure he'd be well on his way to running the family building firm.
Chris Ramsey has the calm and optimistic demeanour of the kind of person who does charity work with 'inner city kids'....
In a Turkish prison, perhaps?
Air hostess clique
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Player Alternative Careers on 19:22 - Mar 9 with 2306 views
Player Alternative Careers on 19:03 - Mar 9 by Discodroids
hehehehe great work with hill, vargas and isla in particular mate.
i can defo see vargas as a carnival queen all plumes of ostrich feathers and ertha kitt cha cha heels.would make a great maria' in west side story'
coulds also act as understudy for frankie valli in the west end.
isla has the ballroom dancer ,down on his luck look, to a tee.
on the run from a south london gangster for knocking up his mrs and now reduced to working in some northern shithouse giving dancing lessons/ shagging old shampoo and set brassy boilers (whose husband runs a scrap metal merchants), from rochdale
possibly selling steroids , creatin , fatburner pills and viagra on the side.
probably has a picture of him and lizi minelli on the wall and a 2nd place trophy on the mantlepiece (where he keep his stash)in the southern area fox trot ,free style rhumba, butlins cup.
clints the homer simpson of the premier league.
[Post edited 9 Mar 2015 19:08]
Ha Ha that sounds like an episode of Minder re Isla Every time I see Vargas I think of a lady boy living in one of the favelas in Brazil just him and his 4 cats for company As for Niko he is the life guard you see round the pool on a Greek holiday, shades on chatting up the dirty birds from Barnsley , you then see him in the evening on his moped around the old town dressed in all white
And Bowles is onside, Swinburne has come rushing out of his goal , what can Bowles do here , onto the left foot no, on to the right foot
That’s there that’s two, and that’s Bowles
Brian Moore
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Player Alternative Careers on 19:56 - Mar 9 with 2279 views
Chris Ramsey yoga instructor to middle aged couples Traore one of those annoying fcukers who hands out flyers in Ayia Napa to get you into one of those sh1t garage clubs Kevin Bond is the guy who worked in sales but lost his job as he wasn't hitting targets and was too nice He hasn't told his wife and family and gets up every day , shirt and tie he takes his packed lunch with him & puts it in his briefcase , he then proceeds to sit in the park until 5pm where he goes home to tell the Bond family about the hard day he had and how this time next year they will be able to buy the dream semi detached in Stevenage
And Bowles is onside, Swinburne has come rushing out of his goal , what can Bowles do here , onto the left foot no, on to the right foot
That’s there that’s two, and that’s Bowles
Brian Moore
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Player Alternative Careers on 20:21 - Mar 9 with 2266 views
Yun - background extra in a 'quirky' US comedy. Sandro - hired muscle for local drug baron. He's fcuked his own knees, now think of what he could to yours... Bobby - regular contributor on shows that deal with naturists, caravanning and swinging. Don't know why, but I can picture him explaing the dark thrills of meeting with grim, sinister looking, broad minded couples in a 1989 Sunbeam 4 berth with chintz upholstery. Adel - test pilot for Nandos.
'What do we want? We don't know! When do we want it? Now!'
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Player Alternative Careers on 08:27 - Mar 10 with 2187 views
Player Alternative Careers on 13:14 - Mar 9 by PeterHucker
Nico Krancjar looks like the kind of barman who spends his time throwing mixers around and dicking around making crushed ice as if he's in the film Cocktail, all the while seemingly oblivious to the big backlog of people waiting to be served. Now and again when there's nobody waiting to be served he tries to chat up your Mrs even though you're standing right next to her.
So on the money, it's scary! Hehe.
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Player Alternative Careers on 10:13 - Mar 10 with 2210 views
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