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Player Alternative Careers 12:46 - Mar 9 with 4843 viewsBazzaInTheLoft

If they wasn't (relatively) talented footballers, what would you imagine the QPR squad doing for a living?

SWP strikes me as a estate agent in waiting. Hopefully he will be post summer.
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Player Alternative Careers on 15:13 - Mar 9 with 2467 viewsBazzaInTheLoft

Player Alternative Careers on 14:12 - Mar 9 by TheBlob

Oy.Lay orf my lookalike Gerard.

Blob....



Depardieu...



Did you dodge Belgian tax authorities and flee to Russia too???
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Player Alternative Careers on 16:24 - Mar 9 with 2427 viewsMonahoop

I've got Rob Greene down as a dustman [or refuse consultant whatever they call them these days]. Don' t know why, but he looks like he's a man for the bins. Maybe it was because I used to know a dustman who looked a lot like him.

Dunne - Farmer
Barton - Loan Shark
Ferdinand - PE Teacher
Austin - Scaffolder
SWP - Rep for a cheap holiday company.

There aint half been some clever bastards.

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Player Alternative Careers on 16:51 - Mar 9 with 2404 viewsDiscodroids

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"...The monkey is never dead, Dealer. The monkey never dies. When you kick him off, he just hides in a corner, waiting his turn."

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Player Alternative Careers on 16:52 - Mar 9 with 2404 viewsWeaverQPR

Hoilett a taxi driver who keeps taking the wrong turn down dead ends.

@WeavQPR

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Player Alternative Careers on 17:00 - Mar 9 with 2394 viewsHantsR

I believe BZ enjoys a bit of angling? SWP could be a useful little maggot on his hook.
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Player Alternative Careers on 17:33 - Mar 9 with 2373 viewsDiscodroids

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[Post edited 18 Mar 2016 16:57]

"...The monkey is never dead, Dealer. The monkey never dies. When you kick him off, he just hides in a corner, waiting his turn."

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Player Alternative Careers on 18:34 - Mar 9 with 2341 viewspaulparker

Matt Phillips should be a personal fitness trainer, the sort who only deals with woman in their early 40's giving them a bit extra
Clint hill looks like an electrician the sort who rubs his chin before pricing a job
Vargas could be a barman in a gay nightclub
Rob green mortgage advisor
Rio Ferdinand backing dancer in street dance crew
Isla a waiter
SWP always doing community service in a high viz jacket
Dunne digging motorways

And Bowles is onside, Swinburne has come rushing out of his goal , what can Bowles do here , onto the left foot no, on to the right foot That’s there that’s two, and that’s Bowles Brian Moore

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Player Alternative Careers on 19:03 - Mar 9 with 2322 viewsDiscodroids

hehehehe great work with hill, vargas and isla in particular mate.

i can defo see vargas as a carnival queen all plumes of ostrich feathers and ertha kitt cha cha heels.would make a great maria' in west side story'

coulds also act as understudy for frankie valli in the west end.

isla has the ballroom dancer ,down on his luck look, to a tee.

on the run from a south london gangster for knocking up his mrs and now reduced to working in some northern shithouse giving dancing lessons/ shagging old shampoo and set brassy boilers (whose husband runs a scrap metal merchants), from rochdale

possibly selling steroids , creatin , fatburner pills and viagra on the side.

probably has a picture of him and lizi minelli on the wall and a 2nd place trophy on the mantlepiece (where he keep his stash)in the southern area fox trot ,free style rhumba, butlins cup.

clints the homer simpson of the premier league.
[Post edited 9 Mar 2015 19:08]

"...The monkey is never dead, Dealer. The monkey never dies. When you kick him off, he just hides in a corner, waiting his turn."

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Player Alternative Careers on 19:11 - Mar 9 with 2316 viewsTacticalR

Player Alternative Careers on 13:04 - Mar 9 by aston_hoop

Personallyy I think Joey Barton would be one of those repeat offenders in and out of prison for stupid offences. Every time he gets out, he will talk about going straight and do that for a while before ending up back inside.

Since Charlie is probably the only person in our squad who has actually had an alternative career, I'm sure he'd be well on his way to running the family building firm.

Chris Ramsey has the calm and optimistic demeanour of the kind of person who does charity work with 'inner city kids'....


In a Turkish prison, perhaps?


Air hostess clique

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Player Alternative Careers on 19:22 - Mar 9 with 2305 viewsjohncharles

Harry Redknapp - Gravedigger

Strong and stable my arse.

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Player Alternative Careers on 19:35 - Mar 9 with 2293 viewspaulparker

Player Alternative Careers on 19:03 - Mar 9 by Discodroids

hehehehe great work with hill, vargas and isla in particular mate.

i can defo see vargas as a carnival queen all plumes of ostrich feathers and ertha kitt cha cha heels.would make a great maria' in west side story'

coulds also act as understudy for frankie valli in the west end.

isla has the ballroom dancer ,down on his luck look, to a tee.

on the run from a south london gangster for knocking up his mrs and now reduced to working in some northern shithouse giving dancing lessons/ shagging old shampoo and set brassy boilers (whose husband runs a scrap metal merchants), from rochdale

possibly selling steroids , creatin , fatburner pills and viagra on the side.

probably has a picture of him and lizi minelli on the wall and a 2nd place trophy on the mantlepiece (where he keep his stash)in the southern area fox trot ,free style rhumba, butlins cup.

clints the homer simpson of the premier league.
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Ha Ha that sounds like an episode of Minder re Isla
Every time I see Vargas I think of a lady boy living in one of the favelas in Brazil just him and his 4 cats for company
As for Niko he is the life guard you see round the pool on a Greek holiday, shades on chatting up the dirty birds from Barnsley , you then see him in the evening on his moped around the old town dressed in all white

And Bowles is onside, Swinburne has come rushing out of his goal , what can Bowles do here , onto the left foot no, on to the right foot That’s there that’s two, and that’s Bowles Brian Moore

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Player Alternative Careers on 19:56 - Mar 9 with 2278 viewspaulparker

Chris Ramsey yoga instructor to middle aged couples
Traore one of those annoying fcukers who hands out flyers in Ayia Napa to get you into one of those sh1t garage clubs
Kevin Bond is the guy who worked in sales but lost his job as he wasn't hitting targets and was too nice
He hasn't told his wife and family and gets up every day , shirt and tie he takes his packed lunch with him & puts it in his briefcase , he then proceeds to sit in the park until 5pm where he goes home to tell the Bond family about the hard day he had and how this time next year they will be able to buy the dream semi detached in Stevenage

And Bowles is onside, Swinburne has come rushing out of his goal , what can Bowles do here , onto the left foot no, on to the right foot That’s there that’s two, and that’s Bowles Brian Moore

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Player Alternative Careers on 20:21 - Mar 9 with 2265 viewsPunteR

Rob Green runs a garden landscaping company called Simply Green.Supplies and fits fencing,decking and pergolas'.

Occasional providers of half decent House music.

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Player Alternative Careers on 01:53 - Mar 10 with 2218 viewsDorse

Yun - background extra in a 'quirky' US comedy.
Sandro - hired muscle for local drug baron. He's fcuked his own knees, now think of what he could to yours...
Bobby - regular contributor on shows that deal with naturists, caravanning and swinging. Don't know why, but I can picture him explaing the dark thrills of meeting with grim, sinister looking, broad minded couples in a 1989 Sunbeam 4 berth with chintz upholstery.
Adel - test pilot for Nandos.

'What do we want? We don't know! When do we want it? Now!'

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Player Alternative Careers on 08:27 - Mar 10 with 2186 viewsJamie

The legend that is Armel Tchakounte runs an import business in London these days.
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Player Alternative Careers on 08:52 - Mar 10 with 2226 viewsHunterhoop

Player Alternative Careers on 13:14 - Mar 9 by PeterHucker

Nico Krancjar looks like the kind of barman who spends his time throwing mixers around and dicking around making crushed ice as if he's in the film Cocktail, all the while seemingly oblivious to the big backlog of people waiting to be served.
Now and again when there's nobody waiting to be served he tries to chat up your Mrs even though you're standing right next to her.



So on the money, it's scary! Hehe.
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Player Alternative Careers on 10:13 - Mar 10 with 2209 viewsWeaverQPR

Bobby Zamora a burglar?

http://www.hulldailymail.co.uk/know-man-Man-linked-Hull-burglaries/story-2613832

@WeavQPR

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Player Alternative Careers on 06:11 - Mar 11 with 2129 viewsBazzaInTheLoft

Rob Green & Joey Barton

http://www.amazon.com/Midnight-Cowboy-Disc-Collectors-Edition/dp/B000CRQX3E

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Player Alternative Careers on 14:20 - Mar 18 with 1675 viewsmichael67

bump

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Player Alternative Careers on 16:47 - Mar 18 with 1640 viewsDiscodroids

Chris Ramsey would make an Excellent Lee Harvey Oswald.

Or the Kids Football Coach Character 'Mark', On the Halifax Adverts.
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"...The monkey is never dead, Dealer. The monkey never dies. When you kick him off, he just hides in a corner, waiting his turn."

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Player Alternative Careers on 01:19 - Mar 19 with 1538 viewsisawqpratwcity

Player Alternative Careers on 16:47 - Mar 18 by Discodroids

Chris Ramsey would make an Excellent Lee Harvey Oswald.

Or the Kids Football Coach Character 'Mark', On the Halifax Adverts.
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With half of LFW climbing over each other yelling "Bagsy Jack Ruby!"

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