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My promising football career includes playing five a side and scoring a hat trick against a girls team at university, where we won from two nil down and I had to deal with a great deal of animosity from the fans that day, who wanted the girls to win. I also came on as a sub scoring a winner in the semi final of my primary schools cup semi final fixture, when we had been pegged back from three nil down by a hat trick from their large blonde bombshell who was creating havoc. The tap in from two yards out, unmarked at the far post was the stuff of legends.I played at a high level for my workplace in a local five a side league for several seasons, and once even secured a man of the match accolade. I have not played competitively now for nearly two decades.
Chrstian Nourry says after unveiling my signature on a multiple year contract at a very generous salary -
"Numpty brings a wealth of experience to the club. His immense likeability as a player and as a person and his consistently hard working attitude combined with his duracell abilities to keep on running will bring much needed balance to our team. A strong voice in the dressing room and a wealth of experience behind him, we welcome Numpty and can only predict great things for him, whilst on our books. We are lucky to have secured his services, as we have had to buy him out of his purchase ledger role at a local stationery business and we truly had to play hard ball to achieve this signing. Definitely a potential Rangers legend in the making. Welcome Numpty."
Fantastic Unexpected signing for QPR - Nourry is Excited on 11:06 - Jun 27 by numptydumpty
You know when you tell a stupid joke, just to alleviate the boredom and no one notices !!!!
I always wondered why the lady in my life just raises her eyebrows when I crack out another funny line !!!
Or perhaps I am just....
[Post edited 27 Jun 11:09]
Maybe you don't fit the game model? You might get away with a Taylor Richards' deal, where you barely play for 2 seasons.
"Travel is fatal to prejudice, bigotry and narrow-mindedness, and many of our people need it sorely on these accounts. Broad, wholesome, charitable views of men and things cannot be acquired by vegetating in one little corner of the Earth all one's lifetime." (Mark Twain)
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Fantastic Unexpected signing for QPR - Nourry is Excited on 13:02 - Jun 27 with 850 views
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