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Reply | View from the outside – Column
at 22:44 27 Mar 2025
Didn't help that Hoare and Lavale were gurning away in the background going "do it son, no-one will say nuttin" |
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Reply | Trent
at 22:19 27 Mar 2025
I remember seeing Bale play against us for Southampton before he went to Spurs and thinking he was unplayable insofar as he played everywhere but goalkeeper and looked better than anyone we had out there. The only other player I've seen with that kind of athleticism is Kyle Walker.
Then again, Bradley Wright-in-your-handbag was playing and looked handy (sorry) so maybe we were just dogshìt. |
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Reply | Chelsea owner Tod Boehly
at 22:02 27 Mar 2025
If that's "Liquidator" then possibly one of the seminal moments of my life was patiently telling a Chel*** fan that's a Harry J choon while he steadfastly maintained it was "Ian Drury (sic) or Suggs"
When i showed him a picture of Harry J and the Allstars, a reggae band, from Jamaica, his reaction was like that bit in Star Wars when Luke realises his dad isn't quite the father figure he was hoping for. |
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Reply | Chelsea owner Tod Boehly
at 03:57 27 Mar 2025
CST has also submitted evidence against the American company to the government's Department for Culture, Media and Sport (DCMS).
In the letter, it said: "Many CST members are clearly infuriated by this connection and have written to us.
Well, any semi-decent silk will immediately discredit this evidence by simply demonstrating that Chel*** fans are as literate as a moderately retarded cowpat, ergo the alleged missives never existed and the CST members in question were clearly infuriated by some other matter, such as non-white people or penis inadequacy. |
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Reply | Trent
at 20:35 26 Mar 2025
I've said it before after England games but I just don't get the hype about him. It's he a good footballer? Undoubtedly. Is he the best in any given position? Not for me. His stats are impressive and I'm sure they will be at Real but if you're a good footballer with time and space, they should be. Be interested to see how he copes with the likes of Nico Williams and Raphinha.
I think Liverpool quietly letting him leave without trolley-dashing off for a replacement shows they think Connor Bradley is a good enough option at RB (when fit). And watching their fans having melters about his 'betrayal' is just gold... |
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Reply | View from the outside – Column
at 20:13 26 Mar 2025
Great piece Dorse. My recollection of the "holiday romance" under Ainsworth was more like being detained in a Turkish prison and being repeatedly, brutally and monotonously sodomised (and despite the positive attitude I'd say Gaz felt the same).
Can't help but agree though there's an utterly inexplicable calmness around the place these days. "Back in the day..." even a 5 game bad run had us breaking out the pitchforks and flaming torches. Now...meh. It's weird. |
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Reply | England 🏴 v 🇱🇻 Latvia Match Thread
at 07:55 25 Mar 2025
I'd agree only Spurs look like changing the manager which tends to work out as well for them as it does for us. United are an absolute bin fire at the moment. |
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Reply | Man Utd stadium
at 13:54 24 Mar 2025
I'm 10mins from Acton Main Line and I'd say it's been the best travel improvement since the Jubilee line. Biggest problem is when it goes wrong, it rarely goes "minor" wrong, more wrong in one of those bed-fouling incidents Northern uses to describe things like Begovic coming for a cross or Balogun sliding into challenges in his own area. |
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Reply | Man Utd stadium
at 13:44 24 Mar 2025
Like that old adage of putting lipstick on a pig, Stratford is still a shìthole. |
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Reply | So player of the season?
at 17:33 22 Mar 2025
You say "albeit Ireland" but pretty much all of the defenders in that squad are premier league players (not you Robbie Brady, nor you in another 9 games Ryan Manning). |
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Reply | England 🏴 v 🇦🇱 Albania Match Thread
at 21:32 21 Mar 2025
Shh, that's not aligned with "WORRA SENSATIONAL WEEK FOR THE BAIRN FROM BLYTH!!!!"
Zesh Rehman wouldn't have looked out of place in this defence. |
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Reply | Plagiarisation
at 21:30 20 Mar 2025
Look now, she's previous here...
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Reply | Vinícius Júnior buying Rangers?
at 12:57 20 Mar 2025
Tax write-offs must likely.
Personally I'd buy a football club so I could invite John Terry to be the guest of honour at half time. Unbeknownst to him, I'd make him swim through a 50m pool filled with penguin shìt before making him sùck off a tramp at the other end. Now that's a Super Sunday. |
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Reply | Dave Thomas
at 12:47 20 Mar 2025
Makes you look back fondly on the days you got admitted to hospital to get drugs pumped out of you.
In all seriousness, wishing Dave a full and speedy recovery. |
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Reply | Liverpool Newcastle Cup Final
at 14:28 19 Mar 2025
He does indeed reference this very incident in his forthcoming autobiography "Four Cheeks, Two Cracks: The Andy Hinchcliffe Story" (available at all good car boot sales). |
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Reply | Sinclair Armstrong
at 07:36 19 Mar 2025
Well the rules were there for us all. Unless you were the health secretary and fancied fingerblasting a colleague. |
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